【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[When I was a child, my grandma sprayed Liushen floral water on me. I didn’t want to spray it myself, so she lied and said that spraying it would make me invisible. I have always firmly believed what my grandma said.

It wasn’t until I was in the first grade of elementary school that I was woken up by my Chinese teacher for sleeping in class. I was so angry that I sprayed myself with toilet water and kicked the Chinese teacher twice…]

[I forgot to take off my eye mask when I got up in the morning, and everything in front of me was dark. I thought it might be because I had been playing games and staying up late lately, which led to intermittent blindness. So I calmly got dressed and was about to cry to my mother, but my mother took off my eye mask.

"Ouch!"

Suddenly the eyes are opened up]

[I went downstairs to the grocery store to buy Coke but couldn't find any. The owner said they would have it tomorrow.

Then I went home and played games until twelve o'clock and suddenly went downstairs to buy Coke.

[When I was taking a shower, I felt that the bathroom was very humid, and there must be many ghosts in the same room with me. I was afraid that the ghosts would attack me while I was scrubbing my back, so I threw a series of punches at the air, and then pretended to be nonchalant and continued to shower, letting the ghost know that I was always watching him.]

[My left hand became numb when I was sleeping, and it suddenly fell on my back. I thought it was a ghost, and I screamed in fear. No matter how hard I tried to shake it off, I couldn’t get rid of it. I was so scared that I finally realized it was my hand.]

"It's normal for someone who forgets to take off the eye mask. I once fell asleep with a facial mask on, and the next day the mask dried up and I tore it off unconsciously. I woke up with a fright, thinking I had torn off my face skin [crying]"

"I was too sleepy during class and dreamed of a very philosophical sentence written in a book. When I woke up, I found that philosophy is mathematics."

"I once fell asleep on the sofa while playing with my phone and forgot to take off my glasses. When I woke up, I found that the world was bright. I was immersed in the surprise of regaining my eyesight. I happily went to tell my mother. She looked at me with a complicated look and pulled off my glasses [leaning against the wall]"

"I saw someone forget to unbuckle their seat belt and get out of the car, and they couldn't get out. I thought they were paralyzed. At that time, I wondered how they could not feel the seat belt. This joke was a bit fake. Until one day I experienced it myself, and I really thought I was frozen. I was so nervous that I broke out in a cold sweat [laughing and crying]"

"My grandma had a stroke before. She couldn't speak when she was in the hospital. She could only move her fingers. My sister went to the hospital to accompany her. When she was going to buy daily necessities, my grandma hummed and made a six with her hand. My sister tried hard to guess what my grandma meant. At first, she thought she was asking her to buy less, just six things, or something worth sixty yuan. In the end, she found out that it was my grandma who asked my sister to buy Liushen brand floral water [laugh and cry][laugh and cry][laugh and cry]"

“I was so sleepy during the morning reading class that I was memorizing the lesson. My eyes were closed while I was memorizing, but I was still trying to be strong with my mouth. What I said was not the knowledge points but the novel I stayed up late to read, ‘Emperor emperor emperor emperor…’ I repeated it dozens of times before I realized it. I made myself laugh.”

“When I was a kid, I ordered McDelivery by calling in and paying the delivery guy in cash.

One time, the delivery man wanted to give me five dollars in change. He searched for a long time and said he didn't bring five dollars. I said I just had five dollars, so I gave him five dollars. He left, I closed the door, and happily ate my burger. "

The idle man who was running errands and delivering food and goods outside the restaurant sighed: Why don't I meet such silly kids in my daily work?

A colleague next to him retorted: How can you say that about giving money to our guests? Will you still make money if others hear you?

A generous person like this should be the God of Wealth who brings wealth to his doorstep.

Bai Qiang, who had just woken up from a nap on his desk in the classroom, shook his dizzy head, looked at his untouched homework, and slapped his forehead: Oh! I just dreamed that I finally finished that damn arithmetic problem step by step.

As a result, when I opened my eyes, there was not even a trace of pen on the paper. I was so tired in the dream. I didn’t get any benefits and had to do two homework assignments.

God is really making up a kinship and treating me like his grandson! (??益?)