【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Descendants: This is the most desperate way to die]

[A rising star host, Mr. Bu, boldly opened the microphone during the show]

[The movie "Nezha" is actually an animation, so my estimate is: the maximum box office is 40 billion yuan. If it exceeds one yuan, I will eat a pound of food]

【Little mouth is really greedy】

[This movie will make the United States feel uncomfortable]

【I tell you】

[Dare to offend the United States]

[Then the United States will list it as a dangerous movie, and NGOs will criticize you together]

[Then no matter how good your product is, they will say it is worthless]

So I said

[Box office up to 40 billion]

[For one more dollar, I will eat one pound of food for my defense]

[Wait a few days before going on the show again]

[The host is full of gloating: The box office is now 80 billion]

[Will you feel a bit full if you eat too much for a defense worth more than 40 billion yuan? 】

[Rising celebrity Bu Nanren sweats like soybeans, but tries hard not to lose face: I’m not a jerk, I can eat it]

[But I will eat it secretly]

[I can’t let you see me]

[Don't worry, little greedy cat, there are so many defenses, no one will compete with you]

"Eat if you want to, no need to make excuses [picking nose] If you don't have enough, tell mainland China and we'll send you some"

"Four billion catties!!! If he wants to eat it, we can't get it for him. Although the production cost is low, the packaging and transportation costs are too high. Ordinary companies can't accept such a large order. What if there are a series of healthy vegetables such as enoki mushrooms, corn, and leeks in it? The kid has made a lot of money [sticking out tongue]"

"People all over the country have to shit on him while watching the movie [covering face]"

“Good news to our compatriots who have been constipated for a few days [heart][heart][heart][heart]”

"I am willing to take laxatives to fulfill his wish [tears]"

"It takes several days for a Chinese person to defecate twice a day, but we still have some dry toilets in our rural areas. [Look][Look][Look]"

"It's currently 120 billion [frown] This guy's descendants will probably never have to worry about food and drink for dozens of generations to come [frown]"

"Good boy, you won't have to starve for the rest of your life. You'll be so happy [picking nose]"

“Sometimes I really treat videos of Taiwanese politicians as abstract talk shows [covering face]”

"I really couldn't hold back his expression at the end. It felt like the only thing he had in mind for the rest of his life was the reunification of the motherland [tears running][tears running][tears running][tears running]"

"Mr. has joined the game with a sense of righteousness [playful], and his bet is that everyone likes to watch the fun, what a good way to provoke others"

"No wonder Nezha has such a high box office. This person is really brave to canvass for Nezha's box office. And everyone in front of the screen has worked hard to fulfill the wish of this great god."

When our ancestors heard the analogy of the story of Yugong moving the mountains, they expressed disdain: This is the most disgusting application of the story of Yugong moving the mountains.

Eating more than 40 billion kilograms of baba! And passing it down from generation to generation?!

This must be fake! If this is true, then this man's descendants will suffer so much. Even our most torturous method is not so disgusting and humiliating!

And there isn't that much poop for them to eat.

Otherwise, it would be great if people in the future were better off!

In our place, we don’t know when we will get so much poop, not to mention that we rely on the land for food and have to apply fertilizer and manure on a daily basis.

Even in ancient times, there were always people who gloated over other people's misfortunes and watched the fun: I know that the son pays the father's debt, but this is the first time I heard that the son pays the father's debt~

His descendants are truly blessed, because their ancestors said that they will never have to worry about food and drink for the rest of their lives! (?w?)

I really want to see with my own eyes whether they really eat their thesis secretly.