【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[I remember that when I was taking the exam, I was so excited that I wrote down "Red Hare among men, Lü Bu among horses"]

[When reciting the Song of Everlasting Sorrow, I confused it with another poem and recited it as "The general and I took off our battle robes and spent the spring night in the warm hibiscus tent. The spring night is short and the sun rises high. From now on, the king will not hold court early."]

[The karst landform in geography is written as Tustin landform. It is suspected that the brain was poisoned by eating too much Tustin]

[When I was taking the biology exam in junior high school, I couldn’t write the word cancer in cancer cell, so I wrote crazy cell, and then I just laughed when I finished writing it]

[During a sentence writing practice, we were probably writing about azaleas blooming happily. One of my classmates wanted to write about the fragrance of azaleas attracting many bees and butterflies, but the requirement was to write a four-character phrase. After a long time, he came up with a phrase called azaleas attract bees and butterflies.]

[Senior high school mock exam biology experiment question: inject bala, bala and bala drugs into the bala, bala and bala nerves of experimental mice, [attached table], question: why is the mortality rate of experimental mice higher than expected

Me: Because the experimental mice are under too much psychological pressure.

"You all know Fei Xiaotong, the author of Rural China. I have written about Fei Yuqing."

"When I was in primary school, the teacher asked me to copy my deskmate's answers during dictation. Because I didn't know Mark Twain was called Mark Twain, I didn't see clearly and only saw Mark Twain. Because I had to hand it in and was in a hurry, the teacher said that I couldn't leave any blanks, so I wrote Mark Twain [laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying]"

"Hehe, my boyfriend never scored less than 135 in math exams when he was in school, but the other day he was tutoring my younger brother in junior high school math, and he calculated 3=0 [laughing and crying]. I was also good at math when I was in school, around 125, but when I was tutoring my younger brother, he calculated a system of linear equations with two variables: there are x grandmothers and y grandfathers in a nursing home, x=0.5, y=3.25 [disdain]"

"In junior high school, my classmate, the teacher asked the answer to this question, my classmate said: "Himalayan Mountain." The teacher said: "Can you say it again?" He thought for a while and said: "Himalayan Mountain." It was still him, in junior high school Chinese, who was the one who fought the tiger on Jingyang Ridge and went to Liangshan in Fengxue Temple in Water Margin, he said: "Wu Chong and Lin Song." The teacher was amused [doge]"

"In the history exam, I forgot how to write the character Zhao in Li Dazhao and wrote Li Dashan instead [smile]"

"Lin Zexu destroyed opium in Humen. If you ask me what kind of gunpowder I wrote, it was Xu Humen."

"During the Tang Dynasty, a great monk from Japan came to seek Buddhist teachings. His name was Kukai, but I wrote it as Fahai. The teacher circled it for me, and before I knew it, I ran to the office to ask why."

"In junior high school, we were asked what was the name of the maker of the spinning jenny machine, and I wrote Jenny's father."

The emperors and generals of various dynasties under the sky were panicked: "Stop making up rumors about the relationship between me and you, Your Majesty!"

We really have no relationship other than the relationship between the monarch and his subjects, and not every dynasty has several monarchs who are fond of homosexuality like the Han Dynasty.

The emperors of the Han Dynasty who were secretly accused of being gay by later dynasties: So what! We just like beautiful women, are they annoying to you? If you don’t like them, don’t look at them. I am the emperor, I can like whoever I want, and everything I do is open and aboveboard. Who cares about your opinion!

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The teachers under the sky felt both angry and amused when they saw the mistakes that later students made in exams due to carelessness.

Obviously, most of them could have been avoided with a bit of care and caution, but they still make mistakes over and over again, to the point where not only the teachers are speechless when they see them, but they themselves cannot help laughing. They do not feel ashamed of it and even send it to others to make fun of themselves for no reason.

All these things are exactly the same as the behavior of those naughty students in their school!

As a scholar, he is very shameless and this has not changed for thousands of years.

The student who was named "naughty" by the teacher in the school suddenly sneezed "Ah Qiu", is the weather getting colder? Why do I still want to sneeze recently? I must drink more hot soup to warm my body when I get home. I never suspected that the teacher who was disappointed with them was teasing them behind their backs.