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[The hell joke in the world of college substitute teachers]

【 I found someone to run for me in the 1500m race. After a while, I suddenly remembered that I had to tell her to run slower so as not to stand out. So I sent her a WeChat message and she replied immediately: What place do you want to run? I am now in first place.

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[A substitute teacher got my name mixed up with the teacher's. When the teacher asked her what her name was, she looked through her phone and said the teacher's name.]

[I was substituting for a junior girl in college and doing accounting. I ran into a midterm exam that simulated company management. That day, I lost 9.6 million yuan]

[I was substituting for someone and I didn’t know it was a Japanese class. The teacher suddenly made up two classes. There were four classes in the morning. I followed everyone and read Japanese for the whole morning [smile][smile][smile] I will never substitute for a class again]

[I have to mention my good roommates. I was the only one who went to class in the dormitory that week. I was studying fashion design and the whole week was craft level 2, making suit jackets [tears]. Each person had a sewing machine during class.

These three substitute teachers sat with me. Apart from helping my roommate answer questions, they didn't know anything else. They were studying finance, economics and trade, and English respectively.

I didn't know about it beforehand. I thought they would be able to do it, so I ignored them in the first class. They broke 16 sewing machines in the classroom and jammed them. I had to keep repairing the sewing machines in the next three classes.

[A classmate found a substitute for me. However, the teacher took out all the specimens and put them on the table during the experiment class. Under the teacher's vivid description and the smell of formalin, the classmate was shocked while listening to the class [tears running][tears running][tears running]]

"I was substituting for a boy, and the teacher recognized me and picked my name. I answered correctly, and the teacher said I was better than him. I laughed to death [covering my face]"

"She told me it was an English class and I didn't pay much attention to it, thinking it was just an ordinary class, but it turned out to be a foreign teacher's oral class [disappointed][disappointed]

That was not enough. The class was temporarily changed to another classroom. The class had already started and I rolled out openly [crying], and after crawling to the real classroom, I opened the door and saw the black teacher smiling at me. The whole class of less than 20 people looked at me without knowing how to laugh [disappointed], and the boy asked me ~ What is your name? "

"I was substituting for a sister in PE class. I performed well in one class and the teacher remembered it, so I substituted for her for the whole semester. But I couldn't substitute for her in the final exam, so she went by herself. As a result, the teacher suspected that she was not the real person, and she failed the course. But in fact, I failed the PE class too, because I didn't go to my own class and ran to substitute for her."

"I went to substitute for a foreign teacher's class. The teacher was a black man. Before I could react, he came over and started talking to me. He must have been asking me questions. I tried to understand him but I didn't understand a single word. He talked for more than a minute. In the end, I could only utter "I don't know". What a shame [frown]"

"I'm a sophomore, and one day I went to substitute for someone else's class. It turned out that person was a PhD student at our school. How could I be worthy of taking a PhD student's class? [snickering R][snickering R][snickering]"

"I earned twenty dollars for substitute teaching, and took a twenty-two dollar milk tea to sit in the classroom [listen to the song]"

The teachers under the sky were so angry that they were fuming: the students of later generations did not know how to cherish the good opportunity to study, and were so lazy that they even asked others to substitute for them!!!

If you don't listen carefully in class on weekdays, find someone to replace you. If you have the ability, find someone to replace you when you take the imperial examination!

You really don't act like a scholar at all. You don't have the attitude of respecting teachers at all. If you don't like studying so much, you might as well just give up and go back to inherit the family business. Do you really think that your teacher likes to see such naughty faces like you every day?