【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Don’t NPCs really have their own nerves? 】

[From childhood to adulthood, I always memorize some useless things for no apparent reason]

[I memorized the description of Wang Xifeng's appearance in elementary school, and I still remember it now]

[I believe that many people must have memorized this four-character idiom described by numbers: serious, say nothing, be indecisive, come from all directions, colorful, be at a loss, talkative, eight immortals crossing the sea, a drop in the ocean, perfect]

[There is also a jingle that comes from nowhere: Heaven is opposite to earth, rain is opposite to wind, continent is opposite to sky, mountain flowers are opposite to sea trees, red sun is opposite to blue sky, autumn moon is white, sunset glow is red, water is opposite to cloud, mountain fruits fall in the rain, grass insects chirp under the lamp]

[This doesn’t seem to be tested in the exam, but I remember it clearly]

[The accumulation of elementary school Chinese: Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake]

[Spring is back, and everything comes to life.]

Willows are green, flowers are red, orioles are singing and swallows are dancing.

The ice and snow melted and the springs gurgled.

A hundred flowers bloom, a hundred birds sing]

“A apple a day keeps the doctor away.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away [heart]"

“Every time someone says “that’s great”, I want to add: My friend gave me a pair of pearl birds [tears rushing]”

"I will recite that "I want to challenge the throne because I am the daughter of Princess Sophia Queen Isabella" [heart]"

"What kind of China have you seen? Is it the vastness of 960 million square kilometers, or the surging of 300 million square kilometers, the world with four seasons, or the music played by ice and fire? Like a bird, it leaves the ground and soars into the sky. The result is beyond your imagination. From the world around you to your homeland far away, from nature, geography, to humanities and history, even the most familiar land will become unfamiliar. 50 minutes of wonderful journey, join us and travel in the sky [tears]"

"Looking forward to it, looking forward to it, the east wind is coming, the footsteps of spring are approaching, everything is like just waking up, blooming and thriving. The mountains are bright and moist, the water is rising, and the sun is blushing..."

"Not to mention the green vegetable plots, the smooth stone well curbs, and the purple mulberries [covering face]"

"I am Xie Zhenye, winning glory for my country, Dongpeng Energy

I am Gong Lijiao, winning glory for my country, Dongpeng Energy

I am Liu Yang, I will win glory for my country, Dongpeng Energy"

"When I was a kid, my family had a folding fan with the words 'Don't Get Angry' written on it. I memorized it when I fanned myself in the summer [covering face] and I still can't forget it [covering face]

Life is like a play, we are together because of fate

It's not easy to support each other until old age, should we cherish each other more?

Getting angry over trivial matters is not worth it.

I don’t get angry when others are angry. When I get angry, I have no one to take care of me.

Who would be happy if I died of anger? Besides, it would be a waste of energy and nerves.

Don't compare with neighbors and relatives, let your children and grandchildren take care of trivial matters

Sharing hardships and joys together, even gods would envy such a good couple [covering face]"

" And every game loading page

Boycott bad games and reject pirated games

Pay attention to self-protection and beware of being deceived

Moderate gaming benefits the brain, but addiction to gaming harms the body

Arrange your time reasonably and enjoy a healthy life [awkward smile]"

"mother

We all love anything fragrant and crispy [cover face][cover face]"

"Wang Xifeng's appearance was really [downtime], with a pair of triangular eyes and two curved eyebrows..."

"A thief in the first grade, a thief in the second grade, and a sister in the third grade who dances ballet... I won't say more, just use your imagination [green hat][green hat][green hat][green hat]"

"Cockroach poison, ant poison, termite poison, rat poison, stinky foot killer, mouse glue~(￣▽￣～)~"

"Everyone says that the candied haws are sour, but they are sweet inside. Everyone says that the candied haws are sweet, but they are sour inside. The candied haws are beautiful, and they are pierced with bamboo sticks, which symbolize happiness and reunion. [Poor][Poor]"

Our ancestors under the sky: We never expected that people in later generations would have to remember so many strange things when they were old.

Is there anything I should remember from my childhood?

"The Rules of Disciples" and "Three Character Classic"!

Isn’t this an essential course that every educated person must learn?

Uh... I won't...

What? You can't! Then your teacher will scold you to death in class.

Hehe! When my teacher scolds others, he always quotes classics and uses a lot of cultural and difficult words in it. Even if he scolds me with saliva flying everywhere, I can't understand it very well.

Later, when the teacher saw that I got no response from scolding him, he simply stopped scolding me. He looked at me for a few times and said that scolding me was like talking to a cow, and it would be better to just use a ruler to beat me!

……

A vendor selling candied haws in broad daylight: I didn’t expect that there would be a song about my candied haws. This song is really well sung. If there were no skylight, it would be hard to come up with it.

Now that I have memorized it, I will sing it to my customers later.

Not only can it promote the reputation of my candied haws, but it can also attract more business. It's really killing two birds with one stone!

The candied haws vendors who didn't memorize them went out to sell the candied haws early the next morning.

Other colleagues selling candied haws on the street: They say that candied haws are sour, but they are sweet inside. They say that candied haws are sweet, but they are sour inside. Candied haws look good, and they are pierced with bamboo sticks, which symbolize happiness and reunion.

Hey! It’s so lively when my brother, aunt and their family get together!

Would you like to buy a few strings of candied haws together? After eating the candied haws from my family, your family will be reunited in the future!

The candied haws vendor saw all the customers were attracted to the candied haws and said: What happened? They were rolled up for no apparent reason.

Nowadays, even selling candied haws requires some talent, do you also have to be able to sing?

But I can’t sing, what should I do?

Is it going to be a chest-breaking rock performance or a guts-turning dance on the street? !

Cao Xueqin, who was writing Dream of the Red Chamber: No, people in later generations read my novels so seriously? They even memorized Wang Xifeng's appearance?!

Then I have to strive for greater perfection in the book I write and try to write it better.

Otherwise, what if there are some omissions in the writing that are not clear enough, and future readers pick on them and question them, and then post them on Tianmu and the Internet to expose me? What should I do?

This sky curtain faces all dynasties and everyone can see it. If I were to be cueed because of my poor writing, I would be so embarrassed!