【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

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If it weren't for me

[You will never know in your life that you can speak in such a high-class manner]

[Normal version: My grandma asked me to go back home for dinner

The high-class version: I want to go back to the old house to have dinner with the old lady]

【Normal version: Going to school

The high-level version: I will come here with the hopes of my entire family to complete the mission I must fulfill.

【Normal version: I like to use my phone to watch Douyin

High-end version: Good at using modern high-tech technology to explore the unknown world and discover mysteries]

[Normal version: I am dying of laughter

[Advanced version: Fatal happiness]

“Normal: Homework not completed

"Several school projects have not been completed yet."

"Normal version: I eat and sleep every day

"My weak soul cannot control this heavy body, and can only be controlled alternately by two most primitive desires."

"Normal version: I went to bed

The high-class version: I am tired and need to take a nap."

"I'm so mad: Deadly Rage

I'm starving: deadly hunger

Scare me to death: deadly fear

I'm so sleepy: fatal sleepiness

I'm dying of thirst: The deadly drought [watch]"

“Normal version: I’m taking a shit

How to say the cool version? I saw this video while I was taking a shit [covering my face]"

" Normal version: I just took a shit

The cool version: I just went to the institute to do something important. In a tough environment, I used my own powerful strength to successfully clean up the waste in the human body. Although I was sweating profusely, I had no complaints. This is my mission? ('w')? "

"Playing games: I'm going to the battlefield to experience the mysteries of the world"

"The ordinary version of a worker: being called by the boss to work overtime (social animal, boring)

The cool version: There is a problem at work that I need to deal with, excuse me (big boss, keep a low profile)"

"Normal version: Rough thinking is also scary

The rough version: It's also very scary if you think about it roughly.

[Listen to the song]”

"Soon, I will carry out the mission that I must fulfill with the expectations of my family. There will be countless hardships along the way, and I may never come back and be buried here [tears]"

Ordinary people under the canopy: It turns out that this is how educated people usually speak!

That does sound different, a lot more advanced.

There are so many words that I don't understand, and they are so long. How can he not be considered a cultured scholar if he can say so many words that we ordinary people don't know?

If we also learn from Tianmu and speak in a more sophisticated way, will we also become cultured people?

for example?

For example, when you encounter something happy, don't laugh out loud, as that will make you look too silly and dull.

If we don't laugh out loud, how can we laugh? Do we have to hold it back? Wouldn't that make us sick?

We can encounter happy things, smile lightly, and then slowly imitate Tianmu and say: Haha, deadly happiness!

In this way, we will appear to be much more advanced, untainted by the mud, and at first glance, we will be unique and stand out from the crowd.

People around:…

A student named Wang Xiao in the school had just finished school and was preparing to pack up and go home.

Suddenly, his lively and active deskmate grabbed his sleeve and invited him and other friends to go to the alley at the entrance of East Street to play hide-and-seek and other games. He didn't want to go home immediately and be bored with nothing to do.

Wang Xiao was afraid that his mother at home would be anxious and worried about his safety if she knew that he came back late.

I originally planned to say that my family members wouldn't allow me to go out, but I was afraid that the other party would think that I was being perfunctory, so I spoke carefully: I'm sorry, my family members have recently told me some things and discussed with me that I am not allowed to go out recently.

Deskmate: Huh?