【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Even scammers can’t stand cold violence]

[A man received a fraud call while half asleep and half awake]

【Hello! Who are you? 】

[Scammer: Hello, Mr. Yu, we are from the Zhengzhou Municipal People's Court. We have a subpoena for you. Please accept it.]

[Mr. Yu, who is already too sleepy to think clearly: What? Boat tickets! I don’t want to take a boat, I get seasick.]

[Scammer: It's not a boat ticket, it's a court summons. You are suspected of purchasing and transporting harmful drugs. The bank card under N's ​​name has been frozen. Did you hear that clearly? ]

【Mr. Yu: Microwave Operation】

【Scammer: What (?_?)? 】

【Mr. Yu saw that the scammer didn’t hear clearly, so he repeated impatiently: Hey! I picked it up with a microwave, microwave action】

[The scammer who felt fooled was angry: This matter is very serious for you. Please tell me if you have ever transported any bad or prohibited items.]

[Snoring~Snoring~]

[I hear a continuous snoring sound]

[The fraudster who was not taken seriously by the customer issued a threat: Sir, are you listening? The police are going to arrest you now, what should you do? ]

[Mr. Yu has read the random reply: I can do a backflip on the seat]

[Scammer: Sir, are you kidding me? ! ]

[Snoring~~]

[The familiar snoring sound begins to echo in my ears again]

[The scammer collapsed: Hello? Hello! ]

[Mr. Yu, who is extremely sleepy, replies: “Hmm”]

[The scammer was so angry that he cursed: Are you a piece of shit? ]

[Although Mr. Yu's attitude was perfunctory, he responded to every sentence: Whatever]

“‘The bank card is frozen’, ‘Defrost it in a microwave’, ‘The police are going to arrest you’, ‘I will do a backflip’, ‘Are you poop’, ‘Whatever’ is so interesting”

“ “Are you shit?” I feel like cursing, but I can’t curse too dirty. It gives people a very powerless and inexplicable feeling [tears running][OK]”

"He answered your call even though he wasn't awake yet, what else do you want?"

"I received a call the other day [downtime] and replied to her: It's not good that you even defrauded minors [jiuzhuandachang] and then she said sorry and hung up [naughty]"

“I seem to have seen me sleeping in a one-on-one class and answering the teacher’s questions in a mess [covering face][OK]”

“The person involved (sober version): No, buddy, I tried my best at that time, okay [angry]”

"He answered your call even when he was asleep, what do you want?! My clients don't even treat me like this [tears][tears][tears]"

"I just saw the original version today, and the big brother was in bed [covering his face]"

"Mr. Bird and the Microwave-Proofed Microwave"

"Mr. Bird Language is so sleepy, but he still answers your call and responds to every word you say. You love you so much, Baoer [heart]"

"For someone like me, whose total quota of three bank accounts does not exceed 1 yuan, I never worry. [Black face]"

"I remembered my grandma. One time, she was woken up by a scam phone call in the middle of the day. She had just woken up and was still confused. The scam phone spoke fast and my grandma couldn't understand. She was using an old phone. I could hear it in the next room, but she couldn't hear it [covering face]. My grandma spoke with a strong local accent and asked the scam phone caller to speak slower. In the end, the scammer was so angry that he hung up the phone [covering face]. I was so shocked at that time."

"It turns out that when people are still asleep, they really read and reply randomly [tears rushing]"

Wow! What is a scam, a scammer scamming people?

The attitude of the liar is so bad that he can't even speak clearly. The target he chose is a lazy man who is half asleep and unconscious. It's obvious that he can't cheat much money!

Could it be that this is the level of scammers in later generations? Amateur, too amateur!

A sharp review from a master con man with a lot of experience in deceiving people.

It turns out that the person who is half asleep and half awake is really me, just like what the later generations of Tianmu said, I have read it and answered it randomly!

I thought he was pretending at first!

When I got married to my husband, I saw a woman with beautiful makeup on the street, so I got up early in the morning and put on makeup in front of the mirror.

After getting dressed up, I stood coquettishly in front of my husband who had just woken up, wanting to see how amazed he would be at my makeup that day and the series of different compliments he would give me on my good looks every now and then.

As a result, he opened his eyes and stared at me for a long time, and I didn't see him praise me.

I was so happy at that time that I thought I was dressed so beautifully that he was stunned.

As a result, he pointed at me and said that this look was the result of the leftover fruit wood roast duck he had yesterday. I was so angry that I wanted to cry even though I had put on makeup, but I held it back and beat him up. Humph!

Why do we have to hold back our tears? Is there any saying that you can’t cry when you first get married?

What a mess!

I just put on my makeup early this morning! Do you know the value of putting on a makeup that makes the protagonist extremely satisfied early in the morning in winter? ! ! ! (??????)??