【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Help! I'm not clean anymore]

[Finally I know why there are water droplets when walking on the road on a sunny day]

[Today I found out it was leafhopper urine]

[An insect that eats and poops every day]

[Because of its huge appetite, the plant juice it inhales every day is nearly 300 times its body weight, so it also excretes a lot]

[It can almost be said that this guy eats and urinates all day long, otherwise he will easily be suffocated to death by his own urine]

[This is equivalent to a 150-pound person excreting 23 tons of fluid a day]

[It also has a nice name called honey dew, because its urine is sweet]

[Many insects like it, especially ants]

[If you throw a leafhopper into an anthill, the ants will immediately surround it, but they won't attack it, they'll just wait for it to pee]

[Uh... after reading this, I still feel that some knowledge is better left unseen]

"When I was a kid, I was sitting under a tree. It was a sunny day. Suddenly, a small raindrop fell. I opened my mouth to catch it."

"Why did you tell me that I once licked leaves on the roadside [smile]"

"They will also pee on leaves, and many vicious female characters in novels like to drink the morning dew and sigh: 'Ah, it's so sweet!'"

"So the dew that Dongfang Qingcang collected for Xiao Lanhua in Cang Lan Jue is..."

"So sometimes when I'm on the road, a big drop of water suddenly falls on me [awkward laugh]"

"I'm really impressed [crazy] I even told my friend that it might rain and we should hurry home, in case it gets heavy [awkward laugh]"

"Last time when I was walking, a drop of water fell directly on my lip. I thought it was rain from the tree, so I licked it directly!!!"

"I'm sorry, little bird, because for all these years, I always thought it was you who peed on my head [crying]"

"[horrified][horrified] When I was little, I thought it was manna from heaven, and I licked my face and opened my mouth to catch it [crying]"

"[Dazy][Cool] When I was in primary school, I often ate nectar, but I never expected it to be its urine"

"I've been dripping on it many times when I've been walking under a tree on the street. I knew it was insect urine, but it kept dripping on my mouth. It's really annoying [expletive]"

"I remember watching a movie when I was a kid called Don't mess with the ants [think about it], the ants in the movie probably ate the urine of this thing."

The elegant poets who often liked to pick fresh dew outside to make tea and wine looked at the dew (actually the urine of leafhoppers) just brought back by the maid.

I couldn't help but cover my mouth and felt a strong feeling of nausea rising from my stomach to my throat, as if something was churning inside.

Then those nectars I drank before... No, are they real!!! (?_?) [covering his head madly, unwilling to believe]

When the maid saw her master’s miserable expression, she thought he had some emergency illness and was terrified!

They were afraid that the nobleman might die of some illness and affect them, so they quickly sent someone outside to find a doctor to treat the disease.

Western Han Dynasty.

During his reign, Emperor Wu of Han always paid great attention to his health and longevity.

Every morning he would go to the palace garden in person, drop mist on the green lawn, and then scoop up the dew with a jade spoon.

Afterwards, he would add some fine jade chips to the mist water, stir it evenly and drink it, calling it "healthy water" that can prolong life.

He has always believed that this "healthy water" can increase the body's yang energy and eliminate fatigue, so he drinks it every morning, believing that this is also his secret method to maintain health and vitality.

Unexpectedly, the ingredient of the "healthy water" he drinks every day is actually the urine of insects. How can he tolerate this?

Just thinking about it would make people feel nauseous, not to mention that he was an emperor. He immediately became furious.

What leafhopper?

Not only do you urinate in my garden all day long, but you also disguise it as nectar. This crime is so abominable!

What a bastard!

Offending the dragon's majesty and deceiving the emperor, Zhu Zhu was furious. This was simply outrageous!

Immediately order that all the leafhoppers in the garden be captured alive and exterminated using cruel torture, and make sure they never be reborn!

The captured leaf cicada family: So... this is our fault again, right?