【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors
Chapter 288: If we send historical figures to participate in the Olympics
[Qin Shi Huang: This year, we specially invite historical celebrities from all over the world to host the Olympic Games, and the group leader also strongly agrees]
[Qin Shi Huang: I have made up my mind to select this group of talents to participate in this Olympic Games and win glory for China]
[Qin Shi Huang: Who is willing to fight? Let us show the glory of China]
[Hu Hai: Father, I remember there was a man throwing a hammer in Bolangsha, who accidentally hit the secondary car and almost killed you. I think his name is Zhang Liang]
[Hu Hai: There is nothing wrong with letting him participate in the shot put competition]
[Liu Bang: Prosperous and dazed, making the whole house full of laughter and showing filial piety to the family]
[Liu Bang: It wasn’t Zhang Liang who threw it @胡亥]
[Liu Bang: I suggest that the man should take part in weightlifting, and the gold medal will be within reach]
【Qin Shi Huang: Who is Liu Tingzhang talking about? 】
[King Wu of Qin, Yingdang: You mean me, right [grin]]
[Liu Bang: Paralympic athletes, please make way]
【Liu Bang: @Xiang Yu, how much do you weigh? Not overweight, right?】
[Dian Wei: Overlord, I will only need a silver medal]
[Flying General: I have reserved the archery gold medal]
[Hua Rong: Who are you? How could I, Little Li Guang on the Beam, lose to you? ]
[Xue Rengui: @Qin Shi Huang, the fictional character kicked out, Sanjian Ding Tianshan applied to participate in the battle]
[Li Yuan: The Olympic Games is a competition of precision, and the winners are the favorites to win]
[Lü Bu: Who dares to stop me from shooting the halberd at the gate? Lü Fengxian went into battle, and Lü Bu worshipped him as his adoptive father]
[Li Yuan: Don’t do that. Being your own son is already filial enough.]
[Li Shimin: Speechlessヽ(?_?;)ノ]
[Gao Qiu: The men's football team has gathered its members. Is there anyone who wants to form a team?]
[Gao Qiu: Your Majesty, you play in the midfield and I play as a striker @Song Huizong]
[Jin Wushu: Your Zhao Ji is in the snowy village of Northeast China preparing for the Winter Olympics, so he can’t go [grin]]
[King Zhaoxiang of Qin: It seems that we are still short of people for high diving. It would be a pity if Qu Yuan didn’t go.]
[Qu Yuan:? ]
[Li Baoguo: This is really a joke from hell, but when it comes to diving, I do think of one person @钱谦益 Go ahead, it’s time to win glory for the country]
[Qian Qianyi: Da-me-da-me, my scalp is too itchy and the water is too cold]
[Ziying: I suddenly had an idea. We can send Zhao Gao to be the referee and call a deer a horse. Hehe]
[Qin Shi Huang: …]
【Hu Hai: ……】
"Song Gaozong's sailing joke: He was chased to the sea after being searched by people. He was the only emperor who had seen a naval battle and survived."
"Boss Cao went to Hua Tuo for a physical examination and then participated in the Paralympics"
"Confucius: As for basketball, I recommend Yan Ying to participate.
Ying Ji: As for weightlifting, I recommend my brother Ying Dang to participate.
Liu Bang: For shot put, discus and javelin, I recommend Zhang Liang to participate.
Guan Yu: As for swimming, I recommend Yu Jin to participate.
Liu Bei: For any running competition, I recommend Cao Cao to participate. Then we can just send someone to call him at the finish line.
Li Shimin: As for archery, I can call any famous general to do it. If you really can't do it, I can go too.
Xiao Chuo: If it comes to horse racing or car racing, I recommend Zhao Guangyi to participate.
Gao Qiu: I want to play football with Zhao Ji.
Wanyan Aguda and Wanyan Wuqimai: Zhao Ji is practicing skiing in the snowy village of Northeast China and cannot make it in time.
Wanyan Zongbi: As for sailing, I recommend Zhao Gou to participate. "
"Mr. Yangming can also participate in archery. After all, he won the first place in Mongolian horse archery with three arrows. [Tibetan Fox]"
"The Ming Dynasty is really full of talents, and there is also a man named Liu Jing who has extraordinary arm strength. Shi Ji used a 120-jin sword for training, and after training, he could not let go of his hands and had to soak them in hot water before he could open them."
"Liu Xiu: Well, now that I'm here, just give me the gold medal directly to save you the trouble."
"Liu Xiu: Way to win: Meteorite Summoning Technique [Single Doge]"
People in the audience: What kind of competition is the Olympics? There are so many people participating. Some of the names sound so familiar to me, as if I have seen them in a storybook. [Touching his head]
Is it true that it was written by Feng Menglong?
Liu Xiu, who successfully ascended the throne: The meteorite summoning technique is all fake, just a coincidence, people in the future won’t take it seriously, right? !
No way! [Shame on you]
……
Ying Dang, who is showing off his strength to the people around him: Hahahaha!
I know that I am a powerful lord, and even my reputation for immense strength has been passed down to later generations. How can this not make one feel proud and excited!
We must celebrate today, so let's agree on a suitable place to compete with Meng Shuo and other strongmen in lifting the tripod!
Meng said: I don't know why, but I have a bad feeling. Is it my illusion? [Scratching his head in confusion]
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