【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Do people from Northeast China usually speak in a sarcastic way? ]

[I caught a cold when I was in Northeast China and wanted to eat spicy hotpot. I ordered a non-spicy spicy hotpot, but the courier was late because of something. When it arrived, I said to him, "Sorry, your non-spicy spicy hotpot is not hot now."]

[I saw a girl getting her hair cut before, and her roommate said that she looked like Gao Xiaosong after the haircut. The girl got angry and a little upset, and another roommate said that Gao Xiaosong was being a big shot.]

[My friend was sitting next to me eating a burger. She picked up the fries and smeared the salad dressing on the burger instead of ketchup. It looked like the burger monster was eating the poor fries raw. I opened my mouth and asked: What the hell are you feeding it? ]

[My grandma described a person with a long face as: "If he cries today, his tears will not have flowed away three years later"]

[My classmate burped loudly after drinking Coke, and I said: Spit out the frog in your mouth]

[I was pissed off by a shoe boy at a bathhouse. My friend said he was stupid. I said, no no no, the zombies would shake their heads when they saw him. He has no brains at all.

IP address: Heilongjiang]

"It's not that weird, it's mainly used for interpersonal communication. The old house I rented near the school has poor sound insulation. The neighbors make noise every day [eye-catching] It's not good for the neighbors to say that it's too bad. One day I happened to run into

I asked: Uncle, do you decorate your house every day? It's so full of life, right?

After talking for a while without me saying anything, people knew what was going on. He was a nice guy, and he didn’t make any noise afterwards [smile]”

"My female classmate is a bit dark. She went to the hospital for a physical examination. She was playing with a kid. One of my male classmates said: Kid, stay away from your auntie. I don't want to dye your hair black! [doge]"

"Colleague: I found that my speaking and singing voices are the same [amazing]

Me: I don’t think your voice is unpleasant [tv_rolling eyes]

Colleague: [Tibetan Fox]"

"A must-do in college is that after lights out, my two roommates from Heilongjiang Province start to tell crosstalk with me as the center [doge] (mostly making fun of me because I am so funny) and then I pretend to be dead and fall asleep [doge] and they can't get up the next day and I have to go and call them."

“Fuck, although I’m not very funny, my friend said that my serious comments and my jokes about hell are particularly funny (from Liaoning, currently studying in Shandong)”

“My mother’s family complained that my father was too short, and my father replied: “The telephone poles are tall, why don’t you live with them forever?” [doge]”

"We have hot pot at home, and the bamboo shoots my dad bought are a bit old. My mom said you should just buy chopsticks and put them in the pot, it's cheaper [脱单doge]"

"A little-known fact: not all people from the Northeast are extroverted, but once they open their mouths they will make people around them laugh [doge]"

The ancestors who were amused by the sky curtain asked: Why do people in later generations speak so insultingly?

It sounds quite interesting. You can say bad things about others without using any dirty words, and it is full of connotation and power. If others are stupid or slow to react, they may not be able to feel it.

Speaking of this remote area in Northeast China, are the people there so interesting when they talk?

It's freezing cold over there, and there are very few people. I thought the people there were tough and fierce!

The civil and military officials who were demoted: Humph, if you stay in this vast, sparsely populated, cold and freezing place for a year or two, your temper will surely become as weird as mine.

He speaks in a similar way to Tianmu, but he always manages to make the girls he likes piss off the guys: Wuuuuuuuuu!

What’s the point of having fun and interesting speeches?

Every time I chat with Miss Ningning and we are having a great time, when I want to tell her a joke to amuse her, I often end up making her angry.

Now he hides when he sees me, just like a mouse seeing a cat, and refuses to even see me.

Alas, the road to pursuing love is long, and I don’t know when I will be able to achieve the desired result?

Passersby were curious: What did you say to make your lover angry and leave?

I think Miss Ning, the accountant at Dongjiekou, has a gentle and likable personality. She doesn't look like the kind of person who would get easily angry, right?

Well, there was one time when she was wearing a ruby ​​forehead ornament that was shaped like her eyes, and she ran to me with a happy face and showed it off, wanting me to praise her.

Then I praised it!

They praised her for being so beautiful that she looked like Erlang Shen with conjunctivitis in the storybook, and she looked like a god, full of fairy spirit!

I don't understand why she left in anger at the end. Was it because my compliments were not sincere enough? [Sad]

Curious passerby: …………

I see, there is a reason why you can’t chase girls!