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【The Chinese people’s life of not believing in evil】

[No one can stop the curiosity of the Chinese people]

[Netizen, I heard that fresh live hemp grass in Sichuan can bite people, I don’t believe it, I have to try it]

[Can I show off one of its leaves? ]

[As a result, you will die if you try]

[Seven or eight hours later, my hand still hurts]

[Homa will punish every human who tries to provoke it]

[The netizens below will describe it]

[When I was a kid, I once got my head stuck in something while picking it up. After I got home, I screamed in the middle of the night and asked my mom to chop off my head.]

[People from Sichuan and Chongqing in front of the screen: We have a lot of this stuff here. It hurts the first time, but then antibodies are generated in your body, and it won't hurt the second time. Then if you touch it again, it won't hurt at all! ]

[If you touch this thing carefully, it's not bad, but if you touch it carefully, it's over.]

[Do you know why Zhang Xianzhong massacred people in Sichuan? Because the people of Sichuan tricked him into using hemp to clean his gutters]

"When I was a kid, my dad took me fishing by the river. When he was going home with his fishing rod, I was too lazy to wait for him so I just walked ahead. There were some weeds by the river.

At that time, I was a little kid, pulling weeds while walking slowly and waiting for my dad. . .

As a result, I didn’t walk far before I was hit by the houttuynia, and I rolled on the ground crying and shouting in pain [wronged][wronged][wronged][wronged][wronged]. . . .

After I got home, my grandparents used hot water to scald me, and my dad was laughing beside me [cry][cry][cry][cry]"

"Before, a plant grew out of nowhere in the flowerpot [crying]

I didn't know it, so I tried to pull it out and thought I was bitten by an insect. I didn't dare to touch the pot for half a year.

I forgot about it half a year later, and then I bumped into it again [cry loudly][cry loudly][cry loudly]

This time I didn’t think it was a bug, so I checked it with my phone and cut it off with scissors… I didn’t really pull weeds before.”

"I definitely won't wipe the grooves, unless you wear gloves, but who would wear gloves to wipe the grooves [crying with joy]"

"You know why I can't laugh at the last sentence? Because my niece really tricked me into using that to wipe the ditch [Tibetan fox]"

"When I was a kid, I took my cousin out to play. He went to the toilet without toilet paper. I was very young at the time and had no money to buy toilet paper, so I found this to wipe his face. I didn't know it had thorns. In the end, the uncle flushed the hook with a hose while he cried [laughing and crying]"

"I remember an American who used this kind of grass to wipe his butt and shot himself because of the pain."

"There was a British officer who couldn't find any paper after taking a shit in India, so he wiped his butt with the same type of grass and committed suicide that night."

"I lied to my Henan friend that I had touched it before. I can only say that if you say you haven't touched Huo Ma in front of me, I will pack it up and bring it to you [doge]"

"Damn, I went to Guizhou to eat their bean and rice hotpot. They used this to make hotpot. I was shocked [laughing and crying]"

"When I was a kid, my brother lied to others, saying this thing was very expensive and how much it cost per pound. The guy really believed it and grabbed a handful [laughing and crying]. There is no need to say more about the rest, he screamed in pain."

"History Classroom:

How many times has Sichuan given the Huo Ma people the opportunity to wipe the grooves?

A. Twice

B. Three times

C. Four times

D. More than four times"

"Body system: I am really suffering when I meet Chinese people. I am forced to provide antibodies all the time. Chinese people are too stubborn. They can't be touched for the first time and won't be touched again in the future. Chinese people: I don't believe it."

Those ancestors who have never seen the power of Homa are shouting: "Is it true that if I touch this thing, it will hurt for a long time?" Is this just another joke made by the bored people in later generations?

I don’t believe how powerful a piece of grass can be!

If I meet one someday and must give it a try, I'd like to see how a piece of grass without even teeth can bite me!

The people of Shu who have witnessed the power of Huo Ma said: Hey, why are these outsiders so unconvinced?

Tianmu told me about the power of this thing but he still didn't believe it.

I remember when I was a kid, I went up the mountain with the village elders to pick wild vegetables.

One of them didn't stand firmly and was about to fall down. He grabbed the thing next to him and barely stood up. When he came down, white rashes had already appeared on his hands. It was so dense and scary!

After returning home, my mother thought I was poisoned. She was so scared that she hugged me and cried until her eyes were red.

Tsk tsk tsk, now I’m reminding them kindly, but they’re all like stubborn donkeys who refuse to listen. I can’t persuade them, I really can’t!

They became obedient after experiencing the pain from Huo Ma.

At the same time, the stubborn donkey, the guardian beast of the Song Dynasty, suddenly sneezed while leisurely eating grass: Aqiu, who is scolding me behind my back?

I am the life-saving donkey of Emperor Taizong of Song, a blessing to the Great Song Dynasty!

Anyone who dares to scold me is equivalent to looking down on the Song Dynasty! ! ! [Tsundere]