【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Why are vampires well-known in the West, but little known in China]

[Could it be that vampires are a specialty of the West? ]

"Name, origin, state, efficacy, the four major elements of Shan Hai Jing"

"The vampire legend is much smaller than the Classic of Mountains and Seas. There are many blood-sucking creatures in it, but they also eat human flesh. Moreover, the record of vampire disease is even shorter. I suspect it is the product of genetic mutation [laughing and crying]"

"If it's not in the recipe, look for it in the herbal medicine collection [doge]

If you don’t have any, go find some building materials. I’m sure you’ll find some.”

"Tang Monk took the Monkey King, Marshal Tianpeng and General Juanlian to seek Buddhist scriptures. The monsters heard that eating Tang Monk's flesh could make them immortal, so they lined up to offer their heads.

This vampire seems to be quite long-lived, and he doesn’t have an apprentice to protect him. Maybe eating it can prolong his life. Why don’t we… [doge]”

"Afraid of garlic, afraid of silver skewers, and afraid of sunlight, isn't this the barbecue holy body sent by God [slurp]"

"We won't mention vampires anymore because they are scared of us eating them. It's in their genes that they dare not come to China. Eating them can prolong life. To eat them, roast them over fire. To make it easier to roast them evenly, we put a silver rack on it. Copper and iron smell more bloody when they come into contact with them. To avoid affecting the ingredients, our ancestors chose primitive stainless steel, which is silver. Later, the poor also ate them, so we had no choice but to use minced garlic to suppress the bloody smell. Later, the poor had nothing to eat, and they became extinct or stopped coming. We couldn't even keep them alive, so they actually learned to commit suicide (sunbathing)."

"The only thing that is more exciting than "eating it can prolong your life" is probably "eating it can nourish your yin and strengthen your yang" [laughing and crying]"

"Eating can prolong life

Eating it can benefit the kidney and strengthen the yang

Eat it to make your skin white and tender

Eat it to have youthful hair

Eat to improve hearing and eyesight

Food for Intelligence

Eat it..."

"Speaking of which, the Shan Hai Jing is really outrageous. Except for those that are too sacred or too dangerous, all of them are marked with the effects of eating them, and some even say that they can kill people."

"Actually, we still have vampires, but they have evolved to the point where they are not afraid of the sun, so they sit in the office and drink coffee openly [grin]"

Our ancestors: Vampires? Eating it can prolong your life! The DNA that desires longevity has moved! ψ(｀?′)ψ

What does this vampire look like? I want to taste it, no, I want to see it!

During the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty.

Zhu Houcong, the Taoist alchemist of the Ming Dynasty: Ahhhh, immortality!

is this real?

Can you achieve immortality by eating this so-called vampire?

Is it in the West? Is the West far from our Ming Dynasty? If it is far, we should immediately build ships and sail to the ocean like Emperor Taizu of the Ming Dynasty did.

With an excited heart and trembling hands, I have waited for so long and finally got what I wanted. There is hope for immortality. It is impossible that so many people in later generations are lying to our ancestors!

And even if it was a lie, it was too realistic. Even the cooking method was described clearly, and it was even recorded in the Classic of Mountains and Seas.

So many people are so confident and confident, so this immortality meat is basically true. I am finally going to get what I want and live forever! [I feel so happy]~(￣▽￣～)~

……

Ordinary people in ancient times: Hey, do you think there are really such things as vampires in this world?

If people in later generations say there is, then it is very likely that there is! After all, the Classic of Mountains and Seas has records of it. The Classic of Mountains and Seas seems to be a very famous book, so it should not be false.

Then how come we have never seen this thing before when we are in the mountains and forests all day long?

You are confused. Didn't we talk about the sky curtain? That precious thing is in the West. Where can we find it?

Isn't this the Celestial Empire? Why are all the good things in the West? God is so unfair, huh! ???