【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

Drink the fucking wine

Author: Juvenile White Blood Cells (Li Bai)]

[(Have you not seen that the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky, rushes to the sea and never returns)

Are your eyes dead? Can't you see that there is a wizard driving a Mercedes in the Yellow River, casting a spell to control Mercury and preparing to crash it into the sea? 】

[(Have you not seen the white hair in the mirror in the hall, which was black in the morning and turned into snow in the evening)

Are your eyes dead? Can't you see that the four-dimensional space on the Alps has grown lovely white hair? Can't you use ice-attribute Z moves while turning the morning sun into a green apple? 】

[(When life is good, enjoy it to the fullest, don’t let the golden cup face the moon empty)

Bro, you look delicious, can you blow up the moon with an air-to-ground missile made of solid gold? 】

[(I was born with talent and it will be useful. Even if I lose all my money, I will get it back.)

What is excreted from my body are the best building materials in the world, and each gram costs thousands of gold coins to purchase.]

[(Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle is fun, and drinking three hundred cups at the party)

Xiyangyang and Grandpa Niu worked together to slaughter and cook the corn cannon, making a total of 300 dishes.

[(Master Cen, Mr. Danqiu, let's drink, don't stop)

Pikachu gave birth to a child after eating the elixir given by Old Master. Let's attack the bar together. Don't stop.]

[(I will sing a song for you, please listen to me)

I want to sing with you, and I need to use four instruments: the time machine, the big wave potato chips, the coiled dragon stick, and the diamond axe. 】

[(Bells, drums, delicacies and jade are not expensive, I just wish to be drunk forever and never wake up)

Once you get drunk, you'll never wake up.

【(Since ancient times, all saints and wise men have been lonely, only drinkers leave their names)

Since Zeng Xiaoxian assassinated God, he has been bored every day and can only survive by breeding turtles.

[(In the past, King Chen held a banquet in Pingle, drinking ten thousand cups of wine and enjoying himself)

Cheng Yixun has a crush on underage iPhone users, and he has abused thousands of underage iPhone users.

[(Why do you say you don’t have enough money? I must buy some wine to drink with you)

My master spent tens of millions of RMB to buy a legitimate Minecraft account, then pinned me to the ground and rubbed me like crazy.

[(Five-colored horses, fur coats worth thousands of gold)

Five thousand Majiaqi running naked in the blue sea and sky]

[(I will call my son to go out and exchange for good wine, so that we can share our eternal sorrows)

The Qing Dynasty law required people to sell Mixue Bingcheng, otherwise you would be hunted down by ancient giants.

“Isn’t this another kind of new style of poetry?”

“I translated “君不见” into “The light was on, but people didn’t see it.” [doge]”

"The examiner looked at my classical Chinese translation and thought:"

"Zeng Xiaoxian, breeding sea turtles is indeed quite reasonable, they are green-haired turtles."

“Daily Quotes: Once you get drunk, you’ll never wake up again [for Xinxin]”

"The author compares depravity to drunkenness. Through metaphor, he expresses the truth that "once a person degenerates, he can never be sober again", and expresses the author's love and praise for those who are sober (? (serious nonsense)"

"I came here when I saw the title. What happened to you, Ma? You have to run naked on the blue sea line [oh huh][laughing]"

“Mixue Bingcheng: Now they are also a brand with the support of their ancestors from the Qing Dynasty [Starry Eyes]”

"The most random episode of subject, predicate and object [Starry Eyes]"

"I laughed my ass off. How did it manage to translate something so outrageous yet with some of the original words and a bit of its own story?"

The common people opened their eyes which seemed a little clear because they had never been to school: Wow⊙▽⊙

Smith Marseille doesn't understand Smecta. Although it sounds a bit strange, if no one refutes the rumor after counting to one, two, three, we will take it seriously!

The people living along the coast fell silent.

They have low cultural level, Tianmu should not mislead people!

They wanted to ask, the sea is flowing water, not an object, so how did it get hit?

During the Kaiyuan period of the Tang Dynasty.

The poet Li Bai, who was suddenly discovered by the sky, stood up from the bench in the restaurant.

The poem I wrote was renamed, but why was my own name also changed inexplicably?

What is a juvenile leukocyte? Who is the good person with this weird name?

I have a name, please don’t change it!

Even the great poet Li Bai couldn't control the speechlessness on his face when he saw his poems being altered like this. He touched his head and felt it was buzzing from drinking.

Translation is not random translation, and fabrication is not magic modification. Who taught you to write like this? What the hell is going on!

It can be said that this is not at all similar to the poems I wrote, but it can be said that it has nothing to do with them.

Qin Dynasty.

When the assassination was mentioned, Ying Zheng's DNA started to move. He frowned, and a long-lost sense of familiarity suddenly came to his mind.

Assassinating God, is God the name that the barbarians outside call their rulers, just like the people under me call themselves "emperors"?

The emperor over there was too easy to assassinate. Just some random unknown person I didn’t know (anyone unknown to Qin Shi Huang was an unknown person) was able to assassinate him successfully?

The defense of the servants around me is too low. No, I can't be assassinated easily by the enemy like those barbarians!

For my safety, I must add a few more powerful guards to serve me.

Thinking back to the previous assassinations that were a close call, especially the fact that Jing Ke almost ran out of energy when he was circling the pillar while hiding the dagger in the map, I secretly made up my mind that it is better to rely on myself than on others. I will also finish my official duties and exercise every day to enhance my abilities and practice good martial arts to subdue the assassins.

Qing Dynasty.

Merchants of the Qing Dynasty: What has this got to do with us?

What is Mixue Ice City that makes the emperor have to sell it to us?

If you don't sell it, you will be caught by the giants? Are you serious? When did we have giants in the Qing Dynasty? Why don't we know about it?