【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

【Outrageous random interviews with college students】

[Q: If your counselor falls into the water, what can you do for him based on your expertise?

Answer: I studied electricity, and I can electrocute him (isn’t this another kind of unique salvation)]

[Question: Classmate, how can I live for a week with ten dollars?

Answer: See what's in the toilet! 】

[Question: Classmate, do you know what the meaning of sunflower is?

Answer: Cha Cha melon seeds are really delicious [Like]]

[Q: Classmates, are there any hobbies that you can’t give up but that cost a lot of money?

Answer: I spend money every year to take the Level 4 exam.

[Question: Classmates, if you had money, what would you most like to do?

Answer: I gave all the money to my dad. I wanted to experience what it was like to be a rich second generation.

[Question: Classmate, do you think it is easy to find a job as a senior now?

Answer: My mother never enrolled me in any interest classes when I was a child, so I have no interest in working now.

[Q: Classmates, what are your life insights on campus?

Answer: There is a feeling of exhaustion after a day of classes and a feeling of emptiness as if I didn’t learn anything.

Question: Classmate, what is your university life like?

Answer: When I close my eyes, I sleep. When I open my eyes, I eat. (??w?)? Hey】

[Question: Classmate, can you tell me four advanced ways to express my love for you?

Answer: ...I like men.]

"I studied chemistry, I will pour a bottle of sodium into it" [脱单doge]

“I am studying English, I will yell any volunteer?”

"I'm studying oceanography. I can save him. Yes, everyone in the school can save him. Swimming is a compulsory course."

"I'm studying mechanics, so I'll just build a simple boat, draw pictures, model... Never mind, instructor, I'll see you in the next life, if it's not urgent [shy][shy][shy]"

"I'm studying nursing, but I feel like if my instructor is conscious, she probably wouldn't want me to save her [laughing and crying]"

"If he can't come up by himself, he won't be my instructor [花花铃表情包_流汗]"

“Me: Look at you, how many times have I told you not to go near the water? Come on, other students, take this as a warning! [doge]”

“Four advanced ways to express my love for you?

1. Woman, congratulations on getting my attention

2. Woman, don't try to escape from me

3. Woman, I admit that I am a little interested in you now

4. Woman, you must be very proud that a perfect man like me would fall in love with you! [Holding a rose in mouth, one-handedly banging against the wall, pouting]"

The ancestors frowned in confusion: Eh, the answer given by this later generation student is really outrageous, although the question asked is not very serious either!

What hatred or grudge did the student who tried to electrocute the counselor have? I have never seen such a lack of moral integrity. Your counselor is unlucky to have met you!

Counselor: Listen to me saying thank you, because of you the world is more beautiful...

During the period of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty.

Liu Zhuzhu who is out for a stroll: Four advanced ways to express I love you?

Are the ways of expressing love in later generations always so straightforward?

However, this tone seems to be quite consistent with the temperament of a mighty emperor like me. I will say this to Wei Zifu someday. She will surely be moved to tears by my imperial love. You little girl, you will be fascinated by me!

The more Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Zhuzhu, thought about it, the more satisfied he became with the picture he had imagined. He couldn't wait any longer and decided to go to the Queen's place to try it out tomorrow night.

Wei Zifu, who was embroidering clothes in the Pepper Room, suddenly sneezed... "Aqiu"

Well, who's thinking about me this late?

Northern Song Dynasty.

Su Dongpo, who is studying how to cook pork to make it more delicious: So, are the Cha Cha melon seeds really that delicious?

If you don't believe me, please give me a pack to try!