【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[This is American-style zero-dollar shopping, grab it openly and fearlessly, and run away]

[This is a Chinese style zero-dollar shopping. Suddenly, in the middle of the night, a crowd of people went crazy and smashed the glass of the gold shop]

[When American-style zero-dollar shopping enters the Chinese market, it only takes nine minutes to enjoy a luxurious life]

【公元2023年3月9号，23岁的大理罗某在下午2点左右从善阐城飞抵南宋首都临安】

[After some renovation and planning, I entered Lin'an MixC at 18:34 local time, encountered a gold shop, and had a hearty shopping trip for free]

[While Luo was sweating profusely, local people took out their mobile phones to take pictures, record this beautiful moment, and strongly condemn his behavior]

[This is how you can directly rob the gold cabinet at MixC in downtown Hangzhou]

[Some people even thought the shooting angle was not good, so they kept changing the camera position. ]

[After finishing his purchase, Luo yelled “Ah~Ahh” and walked out of the gold shop in a swagger]

[The local police responded immediately after receiving the report and arrested Luo in just nine minutes. After being arrested, Luo was very dissatisfied and shouted: "I have diplomatic immunity."]

[The Chinese people outside who were eager to see the excitement asked in confusion: "Do you have a Vientiane City membership? No, brother, you are robbing me! Even if you have Toy Story, you can't do that!"

"I heard that four of the nine minutes were spent on determining whether the robbery was real. The police haven't heard the word robbery for a long time."

"I have to say, I really didn't expect that a stupid thief would do such a thing in broad daylight. You said you did it secretly in the middle of the night and I was a little scared, but I really didn't expect that they would do it under such circumstances [laughing and crying]"

“Luk Fook Jewellery: Yes, this store lost two tons of gold [doge]”

"Did this guy travel through time from 100 years ago? [Eating melon] It's so weird."

“I’ve already started imagining the plot.

A poor Chinese man sees that the black man can do evil in China, so he is jealous. Unfortunately, he is not a black man after all. It can be called the real-life version of the red and the black [doge]"

"Everyone remember this, when any of you travel abroad in the future, don't forget to rob a bank or a store, because you also have diplomatic immunity [grin]"

"Don't tell me, there is a privilege that can exempt him from criminal punishment, and that is the mental illness appraisal issued by a psychiatrist!"

"No more talking, brothers. I'm going to buy gold from him. Seeing broken glass is more trustworthy."

"He really did. I cried. He was arrested but he still knew to say he was not Chinese to protect the country's reputation. [doge]"

Send it out [doge] This guy can be sent to Florida, maybe he can get along well with the locals [grin]

Ordinary people under the sky: Oh no, we woke up early in the morning and saw robbery!

However, people in later generations are braver than us. They are not afraid of robbing in broad daylight in front of so many people!

Tsk, what’s the point of not being afraid? If you do something bad, you will be caught by the bailiffs immediately!

I thought maybe he got into some trouble outside and wanted to hide in there. He flew thousands of miles on a "big bird" to rob people, but he was caught in less than a day. There must be something fishy here. After all, it's really hard to believe that there is such a stupid robber in the world!

Uh, am I not the only one who is wondering why he didn't rob the Lao Feng Xiang gold store which was closer to him when he clearly had two gold shops?

Could it be that the quality of the gold shop that was robbed was better, and it was more cost-effective to rob it? ⊙_⊙

Maybe this is what the high-end business war will be like in later generations?

The merchant at the back who looked particularly shrewd said slowly: It is possible that the robber was deliberately sent by the Luk Fook Jewellery Shop to rob.

First, it can inspire the sympathy of the surrounding residents; second, it can criticize the gold shop next door. Why does this robber only rob me without even looking at you, who also sells gold, silver and jewelry? Is it because your things are all smuggled and of poor quality? Third, it can win the favor of the yamen runners. The robbers who came to rob were caught so quickly by the yamen runners, which shows how meticulous the yamen runners are in their daily work and how they care about the lives of the people...

……

What is the person above talking about? He is allergic to Sichuan peppercorns. How pitiful! He can’t even use Sichuan peppercorns, which symbolize fertility and good fortune!

This person can't even touch peppercorns. You can tell at a glance that he's unlucky!

No, brother, you are really good at talking nonsense, it clearly says that you are a Mixc member! What is the source of pepper allergy? You look so young, but I didn't expect you can't even read the words clearly.

The person eating melons nearby: What are you two arguing about? Aren't you tired of arguing every day? What do you mean the melon seeds are salty? Aren't you ashamed of arguing like this just for some melon seeds?

Why don't you give me some melon seeds? I've had a keen sense of taste since I was a child. I can tell whether it's salty or not just by putting it in my mouth! (??w?)?Hey