【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

Chapter 183 How to make 4 dishes and 1 soup to offend the whole nation

[How to make a dish that offends people all over the country? 】

[I saw a blogger’s Italian friend visiting China before]

[When tasting Chinese food, they were very resistant to pineapple pizza and durian pizza, and said that if this method appeared in their country, they would probably be beaten. ]

[So this idea suddenly came to mind]

【First, we welcome contestant number one】

[The fried potatoes with shredded ginger are so infuriating that every bite will give you a surprise, with the shredded ginger and potato jumping back and forth]

[This is a must-try delicacy for viewers who like to explore the unknown]

[Next is contestant number two]

【Fruit Party: Fried Watermelon and Banana】

[The crispness and sweetness of watermelon and the softness of banana can create a very rich taste. It is also rich in vitamins and dietary fiber needed by the human body. It is definitely the best choice for fitness enthusiasts.]

Let’s look at contestant number three.

[Five-nut mooncake cross-border love - green pepper fried mooncake]

[The reason why Chang'e and Houyi separated was because Houyi could not make mooncakes fried with green peppers, but only sesame seed cakes. I won't say much, just try it, everyone who has tried it says it's good]

[It’s time to invite contestant number four to perform]

[Men are silent and women are crying - Stir-fried celery and strawberries]

[As we all know, celery has a very good effect on lowering blood pressure. With the help of Dandong strawberries, the buff is fully stacked and the effect is greatly enhanced.]

[Friendly reminder, non-hypertensive people should choose carefully]

[The final contestant No. 5 appears]

【Life Clearing Banana Soup】

[I won’t say much more. This dish is the best of the best. The key is to make the original soup dissolve the original shit. You will get it out the same way you eat it.]

[The ancestral formula of the constipation family, this is passed down because it goes against the decision of our ancestors, you deserve it]

"A soup:

Beef stomach, mutton offal, snail and vermicelli soup

Four dishes:

West Lake Sweet and Sour Zhe Er Gen Mixed with Shaoxing Rice Wine and Chengyang Lake Hairy Crabs

Dandong Strawberry Mapo Changsha Stinky Tofu

Spicy Durian Sweet and Sour Pork

Tibetan yak jerky, Turpan raisins, Hainan bananas, winter dates milkshake, assorted Yangzhou fried rice and steamed buns

“1. Stir-fried potato slices

2. Stir-fried potato cubes with shredded potatoes

3. Potato cubes and potato chips

4. Potato stew

Soup: Potato Soup

[doge][doge][doge][doge][doge][doge]”

"It's so funny! Potato Head is actually greedy for it."

"The taste is too simple, let's add shredded potatoes and fried shredded ginger"

"Cold salad with greens, puffer fish caviar

Fried potato sprouts, fruit seafood soup

Paired with the fragrant fried honey, the taste is simply divine [doge]"

"Super sweet peppers stir-fried with small honey peppers, green peppers stir-fried with sweet peppers, green peppers stir-fried with super sweet peppers, small honey peppers stir-fried with sweet peppers. For soup, make a four-season fortune (green peppers: spring; sweet peppers: summer; small honey peppers: autumn; super sweet peppers: winter) [grin][grin]"

"Pineapple stuffed buns with a fish stuck on them with the head facing upwards.

Put these pineapple fish buns on the pizza dough, spread with fermented bean curd, garnish with preserved eggs, and bake in the oven to make pizza.

Finally, wrap the pizza in a baguette (like a dough wrapped with green onions) and eat it.”

"This directly offends people all over the world [laughing and crying]"

"I'll give you something that you can eat but you can't eat.

Cold dish: coriander mixed with zheergen

Hot dish: Fried zucchini and eggplant

Jiaoliu fruit (my elementary school cafeteria really had this)

Dessert: Oil-splashed egg tart

Soup: Pearl Bean Juice

"Your dish is really delicious. Even though it's edible, it makes people afraid to take a step forward."

"Four dishes: Mapo minced pork with banana, pomegranate with fried dough sticks, stinky tofu in pot, and fried stink bugs with cilantro sauce and radish.

Soup: Canned Herring and Corn Chowder

Main dish: Fried noodles with cough syrup

I just thought about these things for now [shy]"

"I've pulled out the knife, please tell me what's going on [怪怪小黄豆_和善]"

Ancestors: The last dish was passed down because it went against our decision? OK, OK, so my descendants are all filial to our ancestors in this way, right?

This looks like such a disgusting...'soup', how did you come up with it? Who is going to eat it?

Are you blind? Didn’t I say it above? It’s not made for you, it’s made for people with constipation. Those who have eaten it think it’s delicious!

……

Tang Dynasty.

Yang Guifei who loves eating pomegranates: No, this person is a devil!

How did the idea of ​​pouring oil on pomegranate come about? This thing, which cannot even be called a dish, is poured out, and all the moisture of the pomegranate is gone, making the pomegranate greasy and difficult to eat.

The person who came up with this idea must have a mental problem. He is deliberately disgusting people! [Beautiful woman curled her lips]

……

There has been a potato dynasty.

Ordinary people who want to change their taste: Can you please stop letting us hear the word potato? I am almost about to vomit after eating it, and my stomach is already feeling sour.

I've suffered enough in this life. Can I be reborn into the afterlife? I can eat anything I want, just less potatoes!

Of course, if we can eat delicious food, we can't eat bad food. [Fantasy]

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