【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[I'm really curious about the author's mental state when he wrote this kind of crazy article]

【Welcome to watch the large-scale documentary about cockroaches, "A Cockroach Falls in Love with A Cockroach"】

[I am a strong southern cockroach, and I recently fell in love with a petite northern cockroach]

[Her claws are small, her tentacles are thin and soft, and her body is not even as long as my arm. I really love her. ]

[I had never seen such a small cockroach before, so when I first saw her, I thought she was underage! ]

[The little cockroach that traveled across the state to the south was so hungry that it hid in the corner among the bread crumbs. I cornered the little cockroach and trapped it in my strong arms: "Kid, where are your parents? Don't you know whose territory this is?"]

[She pursed her lips, tears welled up in her eyes, and mumbled, "It's not a child... I... I'm a big cockroach!"

I tilted my mouth and smiled evilly, "Big, where is it big? I can see it."

The bony claws pierced through her armpits and lifted her up.

【“Ah! What are you doing? Put me down!” She closed her eyes in fear and struggled hard. I looked at her soft and cute body in my arms and was stunned.

The next second, I put her on the ground awkwardly and turned around to cover up my inappropriate physiological reaction. I deliberately lowered my voice to warn her, "Stay here honestly and don't run around. If you meet other men, they won't be as easy to talk to as me!"】

[She looked at me with wet eyes, her eyes were big and beautiful. "You, you won't chase me away?" I smiled and turned away. The poor little female cockroach didn't know what she had provoked. ]

[Since then, the image of the little cockroach has been lingering in my mind and I can't get rid of it. I know her name: Nana, it sounds really nice.

But I still call her: Hey! Little cockroach! Because I like to see her get angry and her face turns red, arguing with me. "I told you, my name is Nana! You... hate me so much"]

【………】

"I read it with a feeling of disgust throughout. My stomach was churning."

“The world has finally turned into something I don’t recognize.”

"Haha, it doesn't matter. No matter how small a northern cockroach is, I will kneel down before it if it meets me [doge]"

“I can’t stand it anymore ahhhhhhhhhhh [soul out of body][soul out of body][soul out of body]”

"The southerners finally got their revenge! Even though it was a cockroach... [laugh][laugh]"

"There seems to be an even more bizarre story in our class, a love story about a cockroach that moved into a closet in the girls' dormitory."

"You can fall in love, but you are not allowed to have little cockroaches [crying] (cockroaches, my lifelong enemy)"

"Vadasi, are you such a jerk that you have to watch this while having a midnight snack?"

"I only know that as long as they don't die, the house will be their children's world [laughing and crying]"

"I really want to give them a pair of slippers."

The ancestors looked at the words on the sky curtain and for the first time felt that they were not well educated and could not understand them. Throughout the whole process, they looked like an old man on the subway looking at his phone with a frown on his face. ( ?_? )?

This...what kind of text is this? It's so niche, I can't even understand it...

Cockroach literature? Are you serious? You people in later generations are really too idle. You have been idle for too long and can write anything! (●—●)

And then, what happens next? After they are together, will they give birth to nests of little cockroaches and continue their sweet life?

The fact that the author can write about the love of insects so vividly and vividly, isn't this a success in another sense?

I just want to ask the person who wrote this article, are you in good mental condition?

We are really a little worried!