【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[As we all know, school leaders are a mysterious organization that likes to spend money on knife handles]

[The flowers on the lawn of our high school have been pulled out and planted, because the leaders think it is not beautiful if the flowers are gone after the flowering period, so we have to pull them out and plant them again when the flowering period comes.]

[In our school and university, between building a library and a stadium, we chose to plant two rows of trees on a grassy open space. I am convinced.]

When I was in high school

The first principal: I like to buy stones, big pieces, some with words engraved on them, some just put under trees, it is said that a big stone costs tens to hundreds of thousands of yuan

The second principal: He likes lights and signs. He installed green spotlights on the trees and yellow lights on the steps in front of the administration building, but he just didn’t install street lights on the school roads.

[I don’t want to say anything else. The most bizarre thing is that there was a sign saying “I miss you so much in XX” next to the school playground track.

School, you don’t really think you are so humorous, do you? Wake up quickly. A forced melon is not sweet, and forced love will ultimately be fruitless.]

"My high school: Replace the air conditioner that doesn't blow air or cool, NO

Renovation of dormitory and classroom with peeling walls, NO

Almost half of the tables and chairs in the cafeteria are broken. Replace them. NO

Replace the rusty telephone, NO

Spend hundreds of thousands to build a luxurious toilet, yes

Spend a few tens of thousands to build a fountain at the school gate, yes

Spend thousands of dollars to set up a large LED screen in a blind spot that can't be seen at the school gate to play the school promotional video, yes

They even moved the garbage station that was originally at the school gate to the entrance of the cafeteria because of the broken pond that is invisible from the outside. The smell is so bad that I have psychological trauma when eating [out of body feeling]"

"There are four cameras in a class. You can also shout and measure the rate of head raising. The stools and rocking chairs [grin][grin][grin]"

"For no apparent reason, two traffic lights were installed on a road no longer than 800 meters long in our school. They don't switch, and the red, yellow, and green lights are on all at the same time every day."

"We spent 300,000 yuan to build a musical fountain, but it ended up being a water basin for the seniors in our school. However, we still pooled our money to buy the water dispenser in the classroom [laughing and crying]"

"When I was in high school, I discovered that the toilet in the administration building not only smelled good but also flushed automatically. I was a homeboy and I didn't know how to use it the first time [laughing and crying]"

"I went to the bathroom in the administration building once, and it was so bright and clean. The dormitory hasn't been renovated for hundreds of years. Every time I couldn't help but smell a strange smell for two days."

"It's true. The principal was replaced in my second year of high school. There used to be two rows of big poplar trees at the school gate. They had been there for decades. When the new principal came, he started doing all kinds of face-saving projects. The two rows of big trees were directly cut down, and the small pine trees that were planted died [laughing and crying]. The new principal was imprisoned when I was a freshman [eating melon]"

"My school installed two 4k full-frame HD cameras in front and behind each classroom to monitor whether teachers and students are attending classes properly. In reality, they are only turned on a few times a week for the school office to check, which is not very useful.

However, some of our classrooms do not have air conditioning or heating. We have to attend classes in dark classrooms with temperatures several degrees below zero in the winter, and in the summer with temperatures over 30 degrees Celsius, we have to sweat and gasp for breath by the window (some classrooms do not even have windows).

Two 4k full-frame HD cameras plus custom surveillance software are enough to install four air conditioners in each classroom. I don’t know what they were thinking [hot]”

"Install a hot water tap in the student dormitory

Install a fog system for the six ducks in the lake√

Once when I was on my morning routine, I passed by and was shocked when I saw this [laughing and crying]"

The children of nobles who were studying in schools in ancient times felt deeply about this: the accommodation environment in the school was really incomparable to that at home, and it had not changed at all over the years. I don’t know where all the money that the emperor gave to the school went for those old men!

Who knows, they might just take the money and enrich themselves for their own enjoyment, or they might just spend it on something that is thankless!

That's right! My elder brother donated a lot of money to the school so that I can study comfortably in the school!

A young man in green clothes complained angrily while waving his jade fan decorated with gems and gold ornaments. Behind the jade fan was a look of sadness on the young man's face.

In the end, the money that entered the school seemed to have entered a bottomless pit, and not even a trace of it could be seen.

The living conditions in the school did not improve at all, and the teacher scolded me every day just because my handwriting was not good or I chatted with friends during class!

I'm a grown-up, not a two or three-year-old kid. How can I be embarrassed to be scolded every day?

God have mercy on you. You know, that country boy Confucius was so serious and rigid in class that he was like a wooden man. Except for his mouth, everything else didn't move at all.

The funniest thing is the way he teaches on weekdays. From a distance, if you don’t know him, you might think he is a sculpture that has become a spirit!

Humph! The scholar who passed the imperial examination from a poor and remote countryside smells like poverty and his temper is like a dirty stone in the toilet, smelly and hard!

Sometimes the punishment was so severe that even gold and silver could not buy off his sympathy for the students. Instead, he would scold him for bribing teachers and not following etiquette. He felt as if he had committed an even greater crime by being scolded.

Listening to his lectures is so boring. I feel like in his class, as soon as he opens his mouth, I will be like a donkey on the millstone, listless for the whole day (?_? )?

I have been in the school for so many years, and I really don’t know how much I have been tortured by him. It can be said that I have suffered all the hardships I have never experienced in my life! (?_?)

……

Ancient schools: Students in later generations are going too far. When studying in a school, of course one has to study very hard and concentrate on studying. How can one care so much about these material things!

Even if the study conditions are a little bit tough, so what? That is to train you to hone your patience and willpower in studying! Humph, young people nowadays are so delicate that they can't understand the painstaking efforts of the school to train you! [with a look of incomprehension and pain]???

We have made full use of the little money given by the emperor to recruit the best and most responsible teachers for you, and to improve the quality and efficiency of classroom teaching.

For example, our newly appointed Confucius is not only handsome, but also serious, responsible and meticulous in teaching and treating people.

I will build you the best library, where every book is a masterpiece that you cannot buy with money. You can enjoy the fragrance of books and ink, explore the golden house in the book, and travel happily in the sea of ​​books... (?o ? o?)

Sometimes I really don’t understand you people. What on earth are you dissatisfied with?

When we were studying back then, we all had to endure hard times. We didn’t have the conditions you have now!

Really not satisfied! ???