【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[My cat is called Lulu. I went to the hospital and the doctor said, “You must be the parent of Tian Ge Tian Ge!”]

[My cat's name is Yaoyao, it's an orange cat, I think it means shining like gold. I took it to the hospital and the doctor asked what my name was, I said Yaoyao, the doctor said oh, you play mahjong. ]

[My son’s name is Zhaocai, but the doctor heard it as Laifu? What a hearty hearing loss]

[My cat is called Lego, and was registered as a foreign dog. I just said the store clerk had a strong accent.]

[My big orange cat is called Xiaoju. He got fatter and fatter. Now everyone in my family calls him Fatty]

[My cat's name is Honeysuckle, but the doctor always calls her the Devil King because she is so noisy. After that, she always calls him that. So much so that my friends who came with me said, "Why did you name a good little princess the Devil King?"]

"The first stray adopted by the office is considered the company's eldest daughter.

But it was so sudden that when we took it to the hospital, the doctor asked what its name was? We hesitated for a long time, and finally one of us said: Mimi...

I can't forget the way the old veterinarian looked at us.

Later, we held a small meeting and chose a name, Fu Fu.

But then it went off the track: Sister Fu, Uncle Fu, Xiao Pujie, hey hey hey don’t, she knew they were calling her [laughing and crying]"

"My cat is called Stone Little Cat. When I went to the hospital to register, the doctor asked for the pet's name. I said Stone Little Cat. The doctor said, I know it's a kitten. I asked you the pet's name, I said Stone Little Cat. The doctor said, I know it's a cat. Tell me what the cat's name is. I took out my phone and typed, Stone Little Cat. I said this is the pet's name. The doctor was speechless. The doctor asked why I named it that. I said because my last name is Shi, and this is a cat, so it's called Stone Little Cat. I once had a dog named Stone Puppy. [Speechless]"

"I saw a video where a cat owner took his cat to the hospital. The cat's name was Fleece, and the doctor registered his name as Yao Lirong..."

"My dog ​​is a stray dog, so I named it Wangcai. I have had it for three or four months. I call it often, so it may know its own name. Why is it possible to know it?

Because I went back to my hometown for the Spring Festival, it was unfamiliar to my parents and barked at them twice, and then my parents called it silly dog ​​in their hometown dialect. Every time my parents fed it, they called it silly dog. Now it has no response to calling it Wangcai in Mandarin, but it will come to you immediately when you call it silly dog ​​in your hometown dialect [laughing and crying]"

"My cat is milky white, not big but round, with a round head, round body and small round paws. When I took it to the store for a bath, the clerk asked me what my name was. I said my name was Cha Cha (the other cat's name is Guazi). After the bath -

Shop Assistant: Peanuts are ready!

"My cat's name is Zhaocai... I went to the hospital to register for a physical examination and saw the names of other pets. They all had fancy English names [laughing and crying], which was embarrassing for the child."

"My child has a huge black spot from the root to the bottom of the nose. His original name was Dazuo. Not long after I brought him home, he went into shock and needed emergency treatment twice. My bestie said that I didn't name him well because Dazuo wouldn't survive more than a few episodes in anti-Japanese dramas. So I changed his name to Dazuo. Now we usually call him Zuozuo. My grandmother calls him Ugly Baby and my friends call him Little Koala."

"My cat's name is Hengduan Mountains, and now it looks more and more like a mountain. In order to control its diet, I prepared a slow food bowl for it, but it eats like a tornado passing through, whooshing [laughing and crying]"

Ancestors: Hahahaha! These pets are so pitiful that even their own names can be misidentified. Not only that, but they also deliberately give them nicknames!

It's obvious that he didn't take it seriously. If he had taken good care of it, how could he have forgotten its name? We would never make such a stupid mistake.

Hey, big girl, come and eat! The old lady knocked on an old rice bowl and called her cat slave.

Mom! I've told you so many times, this is a male, a male! Don't call it that, its name is Lin Dongjing, don't keep changing its name.

Hey, how can an old woman like me remember such a complicated name for a cat? Besides, it looks so pretty, even prettier than a female cat, what's wrong with calling it a girl's name!

I, an old woman, am happy to be called that. What can you do about me?

The old lady was annoyed by her son's nagging, and instead of indulging him, she started to confront him directly.

……

Zhu Houzhao looked at the sky and said proudly: The pets I raise will not have their names changed inexplicably, and no one in the world dares to call them by the wrong names!

Look at my big tiger Juetai, how majestic and domineering he is?

The eunuch feeding the tiger touched his head, a little confused: Isn't this the Wu Jin that your Majesty raised last year? Why, has it changed its name again? ⊙_⊙

Jue Taihu who has changed his name: Ah, yes, yes, yes, there is no one else in this world who dares to call my name wrong, but the person who calls my name wrong every day is right next to me!

So, what is my name, can you give me an exact answer?

There's so much going on today, not to mention you, I'm almost dizzy!