【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[I really envy people’s ability to talk nonsense nowadays]

[When you go out, you give yourself the identity you want]

Take a taxi

Driver: Are you visiting the Forbidden City?

Me: Have a meeting

[My friend and I went to the police station to wait for him to get off work

Taxi: What are you two doing at the police station?

We both: surrender

[I took a taxi to a junior college and told the driver that I was a teacher there. After I got off the car, the driver said, "Teacher, you lost your student ID."]

[One time during working hours, I took a taxi to the Public Security Bureau.

Driver: You look quite young, are you a police officer? Are you busy now? Don’t you have to start work at 8 o’clock?

Me: I’m a forensic doctor, I just sent someone away.

Driver: ...Ah? Ah! Ah——】

"I had dinner with my high school classmates two days ago. I've graduated from college for two years. In a private room, two big guys knocked on the door and came in to sell me wine. I said I was underage and couldn't drink. They put the wine on the table, took a photo and left [doge]"

"Once I called a taxi and the driver was smoking. I hated the smell of cigarettes, so I told him I was pregnant and asked him to put out the cigarette, but I forgot that our destination was a bar [Great]"

"When I got out of the government building and took a taxi, I was asked what my rank was. I said deputy director..."

"Going to get a haircut Tony asked me where I work now

I went back to work and received the compensation for the demolition of my hometown. And I was the one who won 2 million in the lottery shop downstairs two days ago [doge]"

“So don’t trust strangers easily when you’re out and about. Many people really just say whatever they want [grin]”

“When I was little, I was always taught to be honest and not to lie. But now that I’ve grown up, I tell people whatever they ask me, even taking out all the money in my family [cry][cry][cry][cry][cry]”

"I went to the photo studio to get photos. The aunt called me brother twice. Then I realized she was calling me. I said you should call me brother [doge], and the aunt was shocked."

Ancestors: Well, this is pretty good. The main point is that you are just talking nonsense outside, right? (??w?)? Hey

All right, all right. Anyway, we don't know each other when we go out, so at least we won't be cheated by bad people if we talk nonsense. You can say whatever you want, as long as you are not exposed. But if you are exposed, it will be very embarrassing!

It's not very reliable to say that you have won the lottery! What if someone has evil intentions and wants to kill you for money?

What our ancients often said about "don't show off your wealth" is not just talk.

Rich people are all about being rich and powerful. However, when you have money but do not have enough power or backing, the word "rich" will only speed up the passing of your life and add threats and hidden dangers of varying sizes to your safety.

Being rich in this sense is like a child carrying gold into a busy city, waiting for others to kill him!

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And there was the pregnant woman who went to the restaurant to ask for drinks. How could she tell such a clumsy lie? She couldn't even tell a lie. As soon as she got off the car and arrived at the destination, her lie was exposed.

At times like this, you can just put the blame on your husband. Why do you have to take everything on yourself?

For example: My man gets drunk in the bar and is waiting for me to pick him up!

For example, if my man gets drunk and starts fighting with someone in a bar, I would quickly go over to stop the fight!

For example, my man drank and didn’t pay, so his boss deducted the money and he was waiting for me, his wife, to redeem him!

Not only does it make sense, but it also makes me look like a virtuous, gentle and caring wife. It also makes me look good if I tell others about it! (??w?)? Hey