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Chapter 176: The Coquettish Man Literature
[In this large family, I am the only male of my generation, so the family tree must be written separately]
[I am the eldest son in the family, I would rather die on the road]
[The eldest son’s innate majesty is due to his death on the road, and he cannot hide at home]
[Chinese father and son are ruler and subject, enemies, rivals in love, brothers, friends, and roommates. They are only father and son when the father lies on the hospital bed.]
[There can only be one man in a family, even father and son cannot live together]
[I am the eldest son in the family. I shed tears as I looked at my father's gray hair, but I was unable to take on the burden on his shoulders. In Chinese style, father and son are king and subject, enemy, friend, roommate... As the eldest son, I never had the courage to sit down with my father and drink a glass of wine. I was afraid of seeing my father's deep eyes. My father's eyes are what men fear the most in their lives. Similarly, my father's praise is what men desire the most in their lives.
A man is one who does not blame his father for his clothes, is not more filial than his brother, does not blame his wife for his suffering, and does not get angry at his son.
"You farted in the master bedroom, and I heard it clearly from my side bedroom. This is the first time I've seen a palace with three bedrooms and one living room."
"The dishes are not washed, the floor is not swept, the responsibilities on my shoulders are getting heavier, and the money in my dreams is getting more and more."
"Low EQ: living off my parents, high EQ: To this day, I still can't shoulder the burden on my father's shoulders [covering my face]"
"Oh my god, I was so embarrassed that I dug my toes into the ground. I thought it was a complaint from a novel, but it turns out it's really like this in real life. Do you think the eldest son and the second son act like this???
I can only say that those who like father-son stories are blessed.
You can comment on it [Year of the Dragon]
It's really weird. Who says that men and women are victims under patriarchy?
I see these guys are enjoying it very much [crying with joy]"
"An emperor with a monthly income of three thousand, a good-for-nothing prince, and a queen with a cold face who washes her underwear. [doge]"
"Why are they being so hypocritical [laughing and crying] Why did the relationship between father and son turn into a relationship between a monarch and his subjects?"
"When I saw you calling him dad directly, my heart skipped a beat. What are you thinking? You can't call him father either. He is the monarch, the enemy, the rival in love, the brother, the friend, and the roommate. His status is too important to just call him dad. Please respectfully address him as: Your Majesty, thank you!"
"At this time, "Love Rival" loves his wife and mother again, but when he turned around, he saw that the father and son were lying on the sofa after dinner and acting on plq, while the mother was washing dishes alone in the kitchen [laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying]"
"I am the eldest daughter in the family. I shed tears as I watched my mother's gray hair, but I was powerless to take on the burden on her shoulders. In Chinese culture, mothers and daughters are rulers and subjects, enemies, friends, and roommates... I can't make this up any more."
"As the eldest daughter, I never had the courage to sit down with my mother and drink a glass of wine. I was afraid of looking into her deep eyes. Her eyes were what women feared most in their lives. Similarly, her mother's praise was what women desired most in their lives.
A true woman is one who does not blame her mother for her clothes, is not more filial than her sister, does not blame her husband for her suffering, and does not get angry at her daughter.
[Great][Great][Great]"
Ancient people: Oh my! What is going on? After so many days, the sky finally can’t help but want to disgust us, right?
Then I admit that you succeeded, and your success made us so embarrassed that we couldn't do anything!
It's just a family living together, why do you say it in such an exaggerated and corny way? What do you want? Do you want to rebel and ascend the throne?
In ancient times, wealthy families would say something weird: "Oh my! This is incredible. You can be so arrogant after a few days of good life in the prosperous times of the future. Look at how capable you are. I wonder how much money you can earn in a month!"
Anyone who can say such words obviously has a low level of education. Anyone with a little education and a sense of shame would not say such words!
He looks like a poor scholar that is common in storybooks. He has lofty ambitions but no skills. He is only fit to dream and fantasize about his life.
Who knows, they might not even be able to pass the exam to become a scholar!
After hearing such outrageous words, the ancient emperors and princes felt as if someone had fed them a mouthful of dog shit. They were so disgusted that they were unable to speak.
They had never been so embarrassed before. They quietly distanced themselves from their brothers and father, fearing that they would lose their manners in front of them and feel like vomiting.
Thanks for the invitation, I'm sick to my stomach now. (?_?)
Qin Dynasty.
Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng finally finished his official duties and rested in the sun outside the palace. After hearing the words on the sky curtain, he got goose bumps all over his body: Huh? What is this? Just a few days of not seeing, the painting style of later generations is so strange!
They said such things like this! Aren't they ashamed?
If my son Fusu spoke to me in such a sarcastic tone, I would suspect that he was poisoned by a villain and was going crazy (●—●). I would think that if he could not be cured, would I have to support a sober-minded person to be the successor of the Qin Dynasty?
After all, the foundation that our ancestors have fought for generation after generation cannot be handed over to a person with crazy and weird behavior, otherwise I will not be able to close my eyes even if I go underground!
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