【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Did all the judges serve as special forces soldiers before taking office? How did they hold back their laughter when encountering this? Hahahaha]

[Do you want to apply for recusation?]

Application

Please explain the reason

From your tone, it doesn't sound like you'll rule in my favor. 】

[Judge: Defendant, as you said, you didn’t make a penny. Then why did you come all the way from Guangxi?

Defendant: Yeah, I don’t know either. I’m just trying to be funny.

Judge: …]

[Inquiring.]

Q: Current address?

A: What is the current address?

Q: Where do you live now?

Answer: Detention Center

[Defendant: Judge, I don’t quite understand. Please help me analyze how I can refute his evidence.

The judge's inner thoughts: I am a judge, not a lawyer! And certainly not your lawyer! 】

[80-year-old client: Hello, lawyer

Judge: I am not a lawyer, I am a judge

80-year-old client: OK, hello, Master.】

[One of my classmates works in the court. Once a client called him and asked: Are you my judge? ]

Judge: Please tell me your reasons.

Defendant: I have no reason, I swear, I swear, I swear I didn’t do it

Judge: ...Swearing is not allowed in court.]

[Divorce case trial, plaintiff (male): Judge, I demand compensation from the defendant, I have been hurt.

Judge: Please submit evidence.

Plaintiff: He first sighed, "Those who are too affectionate will always be hurt by the heartless," and then took out a bottle of Naoxinshu oral liquid to prove that he was hurt.

"From a wizard to a judge...Judge: I got a promotion [starry eyes]"

"I laughed so hard, I remembered one I witnessed. The defendant said, I saw this picture on the Internet and it looked good, so I posted it on my TikTok and said it was our factory. Judge: What did you say? Defendant: This is a very normal marketing method here. Judge: This is not normal, this is called false marketing. [Laughing and crying]"

"Last time I met someone who said that judges are local officials. I wonder where you put the local government [laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying]"

"Swearing to God is actually useful to many Chinese people. It's a pity that it can't be used as evidence."

"Aren't there still people who call me Lord Qingtian?"

"I saw one before, calling the female judge the Queen of Justice"

"Justin is so funny. I want to be a lawyer even more. I just want to play this kind of game. Hahahahahahaha"

"I can testify that the story of the King of Heaven and the Tiger of Earth is true."

“When will I be able to stop laughing when I see “Go Down”?”

Judges of all dynasties who tried cases: These people really have amazing brain circuits, but they are far behind us. As expected, no matter which dynasty it is, there are some strange things!

And the one who swore without any evidence, don’t even mention that you swore. If you are not right, it won’t work even if you swear. What do you think of our government?! ?

In ancient times, all the lawyers held their foreheads in pain: Hehe (?????) Youth has no price, and the profession has changed dramatically: Judge!

I was able to move from the ground to the underground. How wonderful! How wonderful! (●—●)

Common people: Wow, the courts in the future look much more interesting than mine!

But aren't you really afraid that if you say these things in public, the officials who are very concerned about their reputation will find out and send their soldiers to arrest you and teach you a lesson?

It feels like the management of the court in later generations was quite relaxed, and people in later generations lived so freely that they could say such funny and even treasonous words without any worries about being punished by the court. It can be seen at first glance that they were living in a peaceful and prosperous age, with wise monarchs governing them!

Looking at us common people who have no chance of survival, the common people feel envious and jealous!

Yes, if only we could stay in the afterlife, without having to suffer from hunger and cold. It would be even better if we could have a full meal a day. If we could also eat meat, our life would be so happy that we wouldn’t change it even if a god came!

As the sky curtain closed, their thoughts returned to reality. Their stomachs were growling with hunger, and the unstoppable noise made them feel irritated and annoyed.

Yell, yell ...

After his stomach growled for several times, he couldn't help but blurt out the swear words. Then his voice became smaller and he muttered to himself: Humph, you have a broken body, you are so useless, just like me!

The tone of voice was filled with complaints and sadness, as if he was talking to someone, and it was hard to explain...