【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors
Chapter 168 The Ming Spirit Leads the World for 500 Years
[I really like the mental state of our ancestors in the Ming Dynasty]
[Excuse me, are you guys really okay? ]
[Li Dongyang is a very stingy person. He doesn't light a stove in the winter. He likes to stay in the sun for free to keep warm. He follows the sun's shadow wherever it moves.]
[Yuan Chonghuan suddenly started to perform sword dancing during the military parade at the military parade ground, and he fell down after stepping on a shield]
【Flies: Buzzing
Chen Zhi: Catch it for me!!!
Servant (quickly taking the rope): Who to catch?
Chen Zhi: Flies!!!
Later, he was caught with a wooden board with the words "stop being angry" carved on it, and he would use the board to beat people when he was angry.
[Zhu Houzhao (wearing a mask): claiming to be the Daqing Dharma King
Minister Fu (playing dumb): What Dharma King? He who disrespects the Emperor and violates the ancestral law should be killed.
Zhu Houzhao: ...the old man has no sense of humor at all.]
[Li Zhi's reply to a friend's letter: Today reminds me of Zhang Jiangling (Zhang Juzheng), but the weather is too hot and I don't want to wear any clothes, so I dare not go out.
Zhang Juzheng: ??? I feel my reputation has been damaged, not sure, let’s wait and see]
[Gao Gong was handsome and talented when he was young, and almost destroyed the harmony of the princess's family.
After many years of meeting each other again, Gao Gong has become a poor man. The princess's heart is broken, and she reconciles with her bald prince consort.
Gao Gong said: That evening, the man from Jing (referring to Zhang Juzheng) came to my door in his underwear and asked to see me.
Jingren noun explanation: 1. Chu people 2. one's own wife]
【Zhao Zhenji said to Gao Gong: The so-called "evil" in the world is Zhang Juzheng! 】
Wang Shizhen's evaluation of Hai Rui: Hai Rui's strengths are that he is not afraid of death, does not love money, and does not form cliques; his weaknesses are that he is not humble, does not know how to deal with things, and does not read books.
Hai Rui: Don't cue the old guy.
[Sun Yuefeng: As soon as I saw the author was Wang Shizhen, I felt that this book was made up]
"To be honest, the literati in the Ming Dynasty were really good at making things happen, and their last words on their deathbed were very well written [doge]"
"Hahahahaha, today is another day when I'm concerned about the mental state of Commander Yuan Chonghuan on behalf of the Guanning Army [脱单doge]"
"The most beautiful person in the Ming Dynasty should be Zhu Shou, the governor-general, the mighty general, the commander-in-chief of the rear army, the governor's office, the grand master, and the Duke of Zhenguo [脱单doge]"
"Zhang Juzheng wrote to Li Chunfang, saying "I used to be a flatfish, but now I am a flying bird." Zhao Zhenji complained about Zhang Juzheng, saying "The person who is called a demon in the world is Zhang Zi." [doge]"
"I laughed and cried. Zhang Juzheng, the number one demon in the Ming Dynasty [laughed and cried][laughed and cried][laughed and cried]"
"The demon has jumped out on his own, it's Zhang Juzheng!"
"I have always known the story of the princess of the Ming Dynasty. I didn't know that the one who grew up bad was Gao Gong! No wonder Gao Gong refused at first."
"I remember what Wang Shizhen wrote: 'Even when he was sleeping with his wife, he still praised Ju Zheng as a wise man.' Even though he was sleeping with his wife, he still praised Zhang. He also said that Zhang Siwei was a 3,000-mile companion to the Secretariat, and his words were quite poisonous."
"Yes, yes, yes, hahahahaha, what are your feelings towards Lao Zhang?"
"The literati of the Gia Long and Van Trin Dynasty were really good at making things happen"
"Jin Ping Mei seems to have been written by the high-ranking minister of the Jiajing period, and published after the Wanli period"
The ancestors mentioned in the Ming Dynasty: ...Silence is sometimes a special kind of tacit understanding.
No matter how shameless they are, they would still feel a little embarrassed to see their private affairs exposed to the whole world.
Ahhhhh! How can these court officials display their dignity in front of the people of the world?
Tianmu, you really are... (holding your forehead and sighing)
Those who were not mentioned looked relieved. Fortunately, my name was not on it, otherwise it would have been so embarrassing to the whole world!
Li Dongyang glanced at the funny story that Tianmu told about himself being stingy, and wanted to laugh but couldn't.
This reputation for being stingy is actually quite good. Since he followed Liu Jin, Liu Jin became more and more arrogant in his behavior, but he dared not say no to Liu Jin.
At present, the upright civil servants in the court called him "Spring Grass of Xiangjiang River" and "the Prime Minister who eats with him".
This is the most humiliating and tragic thing!
……
Zhang Juzheng in the court stared at Gao Gong with a dead look in his eyes, as if to say: Can you tell me in detail what the Jing people mean? ! ! ! If you don’t explain it to me clearly, do you think you can go back today?
Gao Gong ignored Zhang Juzheng's gaze and looked straight ahead, with his main message being, "As long as I'm not embarrassed, the embarrassment will be to others!"
No matter how powerful your eyes are, can you look through a hole in someone's eyes? Look wherever you want, stare at whoever you want, anyway, I have nothing to do with the rain, I know nothing about it.
The common people of the Ming Dynasty who were watching the excitement under the canopy: Are these officials from our place? They are too down-to-earth. And Zhang Juzheng, he seems to be very popular, he is everywhere!
And that emperor, what did he want to be if he wasn't an emperor? How interesting! I thought emperors were the kind that always had serious faces and would kill people at any time!
People from other dynasties watched the show with laughter and a little envy in their hearts. Why didn’t Tianmu mention the interesting things about their dynasties?
There are many interesting things about them. How can people in later generations be so thick-skinned and treat them differently? If this continues, we will be angry (╬◣w◢)
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