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Chapter 126 How big are the loopholes in the essay written back then?
[How can the teacher tell that the essays we wrote before were plagiarized? ]
[“It was the heaviest snowfall in ten years. I was stuck on the way to school.”
After reading this, the teacher was silent for a while, then threw the homework book on the table fiercely.
"Please use your brain when copying essays. We are from Shenzhen!"]
[In the fourth grade, I went out to play and didn’t write my composition. When I came back, I realized it was too late to finish it on my own, so I decided to copy one. (At that time, I knew a little about Lu Xun, Lao She, Mao Dun, etc.)
I finally found an unknown writer named Ou who writes good articles. Okay, this is it!
The next day, I made a public self-criticism. The essay I copied was called "The Last Ivy Leaf" and the writer's surname was O. Henry.
[I remember when I was in the first grade of junior high school, the teacher read the composition, and there was a paragraph that started with the sentence "After entering the second grade of junior high school..."
At that time, the whole class lived in Bengbu, and the teacher was still explaining that it was okay if it was fake, as long as it was written well enough to make people feel it was real [laughing and crying]]
[It should be based on the writing style and composition!]
My mother is a Chinese teacher. Once when I was writing an essay, I copied a particularly good opening sentence and put it on the top. My mother read it and said that my essay was like a urine pot with gold edges. It was obvious at a glance that the writing style was not something I could write...】
“Same, I was still wondering how I was discovered.
Composition beginning: Winter in Harbin...
Teacher: Do you know where Harbin is? It's far from China [angry]
I got it later.
Others write about making snowmen, I write about making clay figures [doge]
IP address: Guangdong"
"My dad once told me that when he was in primary school, he wrote an essay titled 'I stroked the puppy's feathers'"
"I remember that when I was in the Japanese language training class, I was required to write a diary in Japanese every day. Then a boy from the next class copied the diary of a sister in our class, which said that I cooked for my husband and children at night [doge][doge][doge]"
"I was writing an English composition in high school. Li Hua invited foreign friends to participate in a sports meet. I lost my mind and wrote an essay about going to Mars to fight aliens as the main event of the sports meet. The final champion was called Mars (Mars, the god of war). After I finished writing it, I signed it under Li Hua. After reading it, I felt it was too outrageous, so I wrote another normal one. Then I submitted both, and was punished on the spot by the English teacher."
"When I was a child, I copied an essay: My family had no electricity, so I wrote furiously by the oil lamp every night.
Teacher: Don’t copy blindly, the whole city of Shanghai had electricity before liberation.”
"I don't know why I suddenly thought of my elementary school days. At that time, I used rhetoric to say that Yuan Longping solved the problem of food for the Chinese people. I wrote that Yuan Longping solved the problem of food for the Chinese people just like eating... Another one was that if you want to be like a camel, you must first learn to be silent. I imitated a sentence that if you want to be like a zombie, you must first jump high... Because I really liked Mr. Zombie at that time [Hatsune Miku_laughing]"
"The topic of the composition when I was a primary school student: Remember an unforgettable event
One third of them wrote about giving up seats on the bus
One third of the articles were about returning lost property to the public park.
One third of the story is about his mother carrying him to the hospital in the rain.
The head teacher wanted to talk about composition, but he stopped talking about it later."
"I copied essays in primary school. Today I wore a skirt to go out and play. The teacher said that you are a boy and you still wear a skirt. Maybe it was for face. I wore a skirt to school in the afternoon. Then I was laughed at for several years, until I graduated from junior high school [covering face]"
Throughout the dynasties, there were children in ancient times who loved to play and didn’t like to do homework: the homework assigned by the teacher was really difficult. Every time after finishing it, my hands were swollen, my head was empty and my face was dull, and I felt that there was no hope in living!
Another day of having a headache because of homework! [Sigh]
A kid who likes to act clever: The homework the teacher assigns to everyone is almost the same, and I’m just too lazy to write it anyway.
It's better to go out for cockfighting or cricket fighting at this time! ~( ̄▽ ̄~)~
The boy He in the school doesn't eat or wear very well. He looks like a poor nerd. He even uses the worst paper to do his homework! He must be short of money. Just give him some money and let him do my homework!
I can use my spare time to go out and play, and after school I can occasionally act coquettishly with the elders at home and tell them about the interesting things that happened in school. Then the mothers and grandmothers will pat my head and give me handfuls of money!
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