【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[How unexpected is the human reaction after general anesthesia]

[The doctor and nurse came to check on my father and asked how the child was. I just shouted, "I'm fine. My dears, please stand up."]

[I was half anesthetized, but I was awake. Halfway through, I said, "Doctor, don't pull my intestines. I can feel it." The anesthesiologist jumped up.]

[After general anesthesia, I came out to pick my nose and asked the doctor to feed me the boogers. The doctor said no, so I cried [cry loudly]]

[I was under general anesthesia, and was pushed out. I said in a daze in the elevator, "Just treat it as a dream. I was still very moved after waking up." The nurses in the elevator burst into laughter at my words.]

[Yes, I kept saying that I was going to poop and was about to poop. It was a handsome male doctor who told me afterwards while laughing secretly, and asked me kindly if I didn’t want to poop now [pen refill]]

Netizens in the comment section also shared their own experiences of being socially dead after general anesthesia -

“I’ve seen people speak fluent foreign languages ​​while under anesthesia. I want to try it and see if I can get a foreigner’s native language experience card [grin][grin]”

"I came out of the anesthesia and kept reciting classical Chinese texts, but I remember I couldn't recite that text."

"I woke up from general anesthesia and pulled out my oxygen tube and ECG monitor [laughing and crying]"

"Why did I feel dizzy and shivering after waking up from general anesthesia? Also, it was like I had drunk a little bit of alcohol, and I blurted out things that I would normally be hesitant to say [laughing and crying]"

"My friend hahahahahaha watched Harry Potter before the operation. After the general anesthesia, she kept shouting magic spells and said that she wanted to learn magic. When she was awake, the doctor came to check on her and asked her how her magic learning was going. Hahahahahaha"

"I was under general anesthesia for stitches last time, but I couldn't control myself after the anesthesia. I shouted in the operating room, "Tathagata! Tathagata! I, Sun, was fooled by you! I was fooled--!""

"I want to fill the comment section of all general anesthesia jokes with jokes about my friend!!! My friend (a girl), a 4i girl, the kind that really is a i girl into a man, had an appendectomy under general anesthesia, and she kept calling the attending doctor "wife", and then the doctor came in and said that she had great skills and had all sizes at home, and kept saying wife, wife, wife. My damn pupils kept shaking."

Oh, how come these people don't keep their mouths shut and say anything? Now they are too embarrassed to see anyone!

After you sober up, do you really want to find a crack in the ground to put it in? [The gloating from our ancestors]

Doctors who cure illnesses and save lives while practicing medicine: It is true that there are all kinds of birds in the forest!

You people of the future, don't be so outrageous! We, as doctors, are treating you properly, but you want me to eat my boogers. You get upset when I don't listen to you?

Isn't this a bit too much? Fortunately, we were not born in the afterlife! [Thankfully]

What exactly is anesthesia? Why do doctors in later generations anesthetize their patients? After anesthesia, people can actually lose consciousness and talk nonsense, just like being drunk.

Wait, is he drunk? Some doctors who have been practicing medicine for many years suddenly had an idea. Does being drunk make one's consciousness unclear and unable to feel pain?

Then when a patient suffers a serious injury and needs amputation, anesthesia can be used to make the patient less painful and produce violent resistance. This will make the treatment process smoother and greatly improve the success rate of treatment! (?o ? o?)

Hua Tuo of the Eastern Han Dynasty and the Three Kingdoms period: I wonder what the difference is between my Ma Fei San and the anesthetics of later generations?

The anesthetics of later times seem to be made of glass needles, which seem to be more convenient and more effective. Should I try it?

Shy feudal women: How can you be so vulgar when talking outside? And a handsome doctor heard it!

This is too embarrassing. What’s the difference between this and pooping in public on the street?

My God, I can’t even imagine how embarrassed I would be if I were that woman. I might just want to stay at home for the rest of my life and never go out to see anyone.

Just hearing about this kind of experience makes me feel extremely embarrassed, and I want to live in seclusion immediately≥﹏≤

When the ancient emperors saw the example of one of the netizens on the screen, their pupils were shocked: Who is he, and how dare he claim to be the same as me?

The courts of later generations didn't care about this kind of thing at all. Anyone could use their self-proclaimed title and have the idea of ​​becoming an emperor. If this continues, where is the dignity of the emperors and nobles of later generations?

Are you sure that the people will not harbor rebellious thoughts if they continue to have such disregard for the imperial power?