【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Help! Today’s parents know how to be sarcastic]

[How can we resist this? ]

[One time, a netizen had a great time at a disco. He danced until the early morning and went home without turning on the lights. He walked along the wall in the dark. My dad said directly: Go five steps forward and turn right.]

[I cut the fruit after dinner into pieces that were too big, so my dad asked me to go downstairs and buy a bottle of mustard sauce. I asked why. My dad said, "Aren't we going to eat fruit sashimi? How can we do without mustard?"]

[I was helping my mom cut cilantro. Since I didn’t know how to hold a knife, I was very slow and cautious. My mom said: “Yes, yes, yes, just cut it like this. Don’t let the cilantro bite you.”

[I went out to relax and have a rare vacation some time ago. I came home two days later. My mom told me that I smelled when I got home. I asked her what the smell was. Was it sweat? My mom said it was the smell of salted fish from doing nothing.]

[One time I asked my dad to help me mail a document, but I forgot to send him the address, so he sent me a WeChat message, asking if he should mail it to the God of Land? ]

"My dad brought back some mutton and said that a sheep raised by a relative had fallen and died. I asked how it died, and my dad replied, "It fell and died while riding a bicycle" [laughing and crying]"

"When my cousin was little, he couldn't bite off noodles, so he kept biting them higher and higher. My uncle asked me to bring a ladder to him."

"My family invited us to dinner at 12 noon, but my aunt didn't leave the house at 12:30. So...

My dad said to my brother (my eldest aunt’s son): Is your mom going to wash the dishes?

My dad called my aunt and learned that she was just about to go out: Why don’t you come back after dark?

[laughing and crying]"

"I took a long time to take a shower once, and my dad asked me: Are you killing pigs and shaving them in there? Why is it taking so long? [Eye-irritating]"

"A few weeks ago, when I went to my grandmother's house for dinner, my mother couldn't find the bowl no matter how hard she tried. My grandmother said that my mother took it back to her own home and never brought it back. My mother has a bad memory and stubbornly said that she brought it back. My grandmother was so angry that she looked at her and said: Yes, I deliberately hid it and didn't let you use it.

I went to my grandmother's house for dinner a few days ago. We were frying crispy meat, but there were not enough eggs. My mother asked my grandmother in a bit of a temper: "We need to fry crispy meat, but you don't have enough eggs. How can we fry them?" Before my grandmother could say anything, I, a filial daughter, really did my best to be filial to myself, and asked: "What can we do? Can you ask your mother-in-law to give you two children?"

“The first time I learned to swim, I only dared to enter a 1.2m pool. My dad said I was pretending to be a crocodile when I was swimming there [smile]”

"I was waiting for the traffic light to turn green, and I missed it. My dad saw me from the other side and asked me, 'Did you find the color you like?' [doge]"

Our ancestors: The way people in later generations speak is really interesting, they know how to imply others’ feelings, they speak in a civilized manner and know how to touch others’ hearts!

This is good, this is good, but I can't remember it all at once. As the saying goes, a good memory is not as good as a bad pen. Hurry up and write it down in a notebook!

If one day my child does something that makes me unhappy, I will say this to him! [Smiling]

Lin Erni, the younger sister of the Lin family, has been slow in doing things since she was a child, especially when taking a bath. She would take a very long time to take a bath and would always ask for more hot water.

Erni's mother wanted to grab her ears and scold her as usual, saying that the hot water was free, that she was a spendthrift, and that she acted like a turtle in everything she did!

Later, I saw the weird look on the sky, and I also imitated the people on the sky and said in a high-pitched voice: Nini, why are you staying in the room for so long with the hot water in your hand?

Erni was a little confused, but still answered her mother honestly: Mom, I'm not taking a shower, don't you know that?

Erni's mother: Oh, I see. I thought you stayed in the room for so long because you were scalding the pig skin! [Sarcasm from her mother]

Lin Erni: ...⊙_⊙