【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[A netizen was spattered with blood when slaughtering a pig, and consulted online for a solution. The police sensed something was wrong, and wanted to call the police after investigating the result, but the ending was shocking]

[It started when the netizen’s sister was killing a pig at home. Because she had no skills, the pig’s blood splashed all over the girl’s body and the wall. The girl’s friend didn’t know what to do, so she turned to the omnipotent Internet for help, and ended up attracting the attention of the Hefei police.]

[But when the pig-killing girl was about to cry because of the roaring pigs, the police kicked the door open. The girl felt relieved. At this moment, she believed in light! ]

[But the policeman saw that a pig was really being slaughtered in the house, and when he thought it was a misunderstanding, he was about to leave. However, the young lady held him tightly, put a knife in his hand, and wanted the policeman to help her kill the pig. ]

[Unexpectedly, the police were afraid of pigs. The pig seized the opportunity and ran out of the little girl's house. As a result, several policemen and a little girl chased the pig for an hour before they caught it back. Several people fiddled with it for an afternoon and finally found a butcher to kill the pig.]

[Five-star General MacArthur commented: Although it is difficult to find the police, sometimes the police also want to call the police]

[Large-scale documentary about Hefei police killing pigs is being broadcasted continuously for you]

“Anhui news never disappoints me [doge]”

"When the police broke in, both the people and the pigs were confused [doge]"

“Pig: When the police came, I thought I was saved”

"If blood stains your clothes, you can use hydrogen peroxide to quickly remove the blood protein and then rinse it off with running water [starry eyes]"

“Hmmmm…hehehe…hehehe…cough! Cough cough! Hahahahahahahahaha! Cough cough! It’s cold, remember to put on more clothes, otherwise it’s really uncomfortable to hold back your laughter while getting an IV drip [laughing and crying]”

"The police probably thought the girl was using code words and thought there was going to be a murder case, but they didn't expect it to be a real killing of a pig. The police are so confused that they can't do anything [doge]"

"I went to the mahjong parlor in our town the other day and saw two old uncles sitting at the door chatting about digging pig soup. They said that the people helping to massage the pigs were all middle-aged and elderly, and there were not many young people. Suddenly, I felt that I could see the changes of the times from small things."

Our ancestors in the countryside: How dare one person kill a pig in the room? In our place, killing a pig requires several young men and women, who must hold the pig down to kill it. If the weak ones try to drag the pig, it may be kicked unconscious by the angry pig's hind legs, and the pig will struggle and scream desperately!

How come the women of this later generation are so fierce? One person dares to fight a pig alone, which really makes people look at them with new eyes! [I admire you]

Unlike Li Erbao from the Li family next door, who is spoiled by his parents and never leaves the house all day long, with thin arms and legs, as if he could be blown away by the wind. What can he accomplish? He is even worse than a woman in the future! [Disdain] [Rolling eyes]

Hey! Isn't the point that the yamen runners in later generations were so kind as to help the people kill pigs?

No, don't you understand? He thought that girl must have killed someone and disposed of the body, and committed a murder, so he broke into her house by mistake.

I didn't kill the pig just for her, would the bailiff be so kind? No one would believe it!

The yamen runners in later generations were pretty good too!

He accidentally broke in and was kind enough to help someone catch a pig. If he were a yamen runner like us, would he still help someone catch a pig? We are lucky today that he didn't search our room for valuables and gave us a good beating!