[Some hardcore slogans that are more suitable for Chinese babies]

[Slogan: Since I’ve given you a good reminder and you don’t listen, forget it. If you get hurt later, don’t blame me.]

[Friendly reminder for the toilet very close to the petrochemical plant: You are very close to the oil tank. If you don’t want to die naked with the toilet, please don’t smoke]

[I accidentally saw a slogan: We fully understand that your life is worthless, but natural gas is really expensive. Please don’t let your cheap life waste the country’s precious resources]

[A tip on the lawn. If I’m not a little harsher, you’ll think I’m easy to bully.]

[A lovely warning sign on the lawn: Today you are a flower to me, tomorrow your hair will fall out completely]

[At the same time, a slogan on a lawn somewhere else is very direct and clear: If you step on my head today, I will grow on your grave tomorrow.]

[You don't understand normal human talk, so let me tell you some nonsense to see if you understand it.]

[Children often play in the pond, so people put up a sign saying: This is a place where water ghosts run rampant, the resentment is very strong, do not go into the water.]

[A slogan in a school toilet somewhere: Please poop in the toilet in a civilized manner, otherwise I will eat it. Disposable chopsticks and spoons are thoughtfully attached behind the slogan]

“My boss: Either a fairy tale or cremation [grin]”

"There is a saying in our school: If you give love to the grass, the grass will give you green in return [laughing and crying]"

"But during physical education class, I would ignore the radio direction finding on the sign [doge] in the first picture. If I don't put the machine in the bushes to block it, do I have to put it on the road... There's nothing I can do about stepping on the grass when I go in to look for it."

"The head teacher grew flowers in the class and warned us: Whoever plucks a petal will pay with the life of that petal [eating melon seeds]"

"I saw a sign before, it said, "Would you dare to hurt me?" It was a tiger with starry eyes. When I saw it, I wanted to go up and destroy the plants. I didn't like the sign very much. A few days later, I found that the sign had been pulled out and stuck upside down in the soil [doge] I felt better [doge]"

"Notice: Let go of personal qualities and enjoy an immoral life"

“You can choose not to believe in science, but you can choose not to believe in metaphysics [doge]”

Our ancestors: The warnings from later generations are too harsh. We should just listen and do as they are told. Why do we have to threaten and intimidate people like this?

How dare you post such things casually? It’s better to believe it than not. What if it really comes true one day?

Besides, not everyone can read. If someone doesn't understand and makes a mistake, they will be cursed for no reason and suffer bad luck! After all, ignorance is not a crime! [grievance]

Seeing the naughty children who love to play in the river, parents who are worried that their precious children will be caught by those dirty things in the water grab their children and start to teach them:

Did you hear me? You must never play in the water, otherwise if you accidentally fall into the water, you will be eaten by water ghosts. By then, you will be bitten into pieces by the ghosts, and my parents won’t be able to find your soul.

Once a person is dead, even if there is a Taoist priest in the family, we don’t know whether he can be reincarnated!

When posting notices, there is always a fear that the public may not understand the content. The officials with unique thinking patterns were influenced by the warning slogans on the sky curtain and suddenly understood.

Do you want us to report to His Majesty and make something similar to this to warn the people and prevent them from doing anything illegal or disorderly?

For example, to warn human traffickers: If you kidnap a child today, your family will be extinct in the future!

To warn those who dig indiscriminately in copper and coal mines: If you dare to dig a shovel today, you will lose a bag of money tomorrow!

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