【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[In daily life, we often make some ridiculous jokes because of slips of the tongue]

[In fact, I know what I should say in my heart, but what I say is always completely different from what I originally meant]

[When I was reading the textbook about Ansai waist drum, I read “became angry and lost my feelings” as “became horny”, and... I was so embarrassed that I wanted to die]

[I went to take the bus in the morning and saw an old man getting on the bus. He was carrying four large boxes. I quickly stood up and wanted to say to him, "Old man, let me help you with your things." But I decisively said, "Old man, let me help you with your things."]

[While on a plane, I heard the stewardess say "Ladies and planes, sir, we are about to take off"]

[I said something outrageous when I was speaking, and I couldn't stop laughing after hearing it]

"When he recited our class's 'The whole village bullies me because I'm old and weak', it really made me laugh to death."

"I wrote down "I can draw a bow like a full moon, shoot tigers myself, and watch Sun Lang" when I compared the answer with my deskmate. He took a look and said: "No problem, same as before" [Goodbye R][Laugh and cry R]"

"In history class, the history teacher said: Delicious Emperor Xiaowen's reforms [doge][doge]"

"I accidentally hit a classmate. I wanted to say 'Lao Tian Ye' (to express surprise) or 'Omiya', but I ended up saying 'Tian Ga'"

"My homeroom teacher is our Chinese teacher. He was educating us in class that day, but he slipped up and said, "Your parents raised you with great effort. Do you deserve their kindness?" [doge]"

"In the small window, I am dressing up again, wearing a brocade hat and a sable coat, and riding a thousand horses to the plain. To repay the governor for his kindness, I follow him to the city, shoot the tiger myself, and see Sun Lang. [Smile R] I subconsciously recited this when I was taking a shower last night."

"I was angry with my boyfriend once, and he was shaking his head to comfort me. I pushed him a few times, but he came closer. He got angry and said, "Stop shaking your head and boobs at me." He almost laughed. The key point is that I think there is nothing wrong with what I said [Smile R]"

"I also called the male teacher "Mom". The teacher showed an indescribable expression on the spot, and then asked me privately if he looked like a bottom and why I called him "Mom"

"When I was in primary school, I was allowed to read the text freely at the bottom. I read "Perfect London" confidently, mainly because I felt that I was right. Later, when I got to that part, I realized it. It was so embarrassing that I prayed that no one noticed it just now [laughing and crying R]"

The old man with a cane was so angry that his beard stood up: Well, well, well, this is the first time in my entire life that someone has pointed at my nose and called me an old thing!

His wife patted his shoulder hard, grabbed his ear and shouted: "Your ears are confused again, are they talking about you? They are talking about the old man on the sky curtain, not you." While saying this, she rolled her eyes: "You really think you are a big shot, bringing everything into your home!" [Disdain]

Emperor Xiaowen of the Northern Wei Dynasty: I always feel that the sky is saying bad things about me? [From the emperor's sixth sense]

Children in ancient times: Why do people on the tent call men mother? Mother, are there men too? When I get home, I will also call my father mother!

The child who has loved to imitate and learn since childhood would call his father "Mom" all the time when he returns home, trying to awaken the maternal love from his father.

The man at home glared at her, but asked in a puzzled manner, half angry and half confused: What mother? How can a man be called mother? Who taught you, who taught you to say such nonsense?

The studious child pointed outside the house with a proud look on his face: The people in the future on the sky taught me!