Quick Wear: I am a straight man, I just want to complete the task
Chapter 58 Interesting Things About Renting a House (3)
Chapter 58
Jiang Yuming immediately understood what he said.
"You...why are you so perverted?!"
Meng Youcheng laughed immediately, "I have always been a pervert, don't you know? That's right, today is the first day we meet, and we will be together for another month. You have to be careful, I am a pervert..."
"I'm not going to spend a month with a pervert like you!"
The boy immediately became anxious, "How can a pervert like you be so dirty? You actually secretly looked at my vagina. We just met for the first time and you peeked at me. It's really..."
Meng Youcheng nodded. "It's really disgusting. Is that what you want to say?"
"I……"
The boy's face was filled with anger, but he couldn't utter a word for a long time. It seemed that he hadn't thought of the right words.
The man smiled and said, "You asked me to look at it, didn't you? And I don't particularly want to look at it. If you hadn't asked me to look at it, I wouldn't have looked at it."
"What did I ask you to look at?"
"Didn't you say there were bugs?"
Meng Youcheng thought for a moment and said, "Besides, you are a grown man, why are you afraid of insects?"
"Of course I'm not afraid...!"
The boy said excitedly, "How could I be afraid of a bug? I was just shocked because... it suddenly... ran into my clothes. That's all. I'm not afraid..."
"Oh, like this?"
Meng Youcheng nodded, not quite understanding.
"Heh..." The boy laughed disdainfully, "How could I be afraid of a bug? It's just like what I said just now, I'm just nervous, I'm not afraid at all...!"
"You're just afraid."
Originally Meng Youcheng didn't want to expose him, but this guy pretended to be...
Can this be tolerated?
Of course not, expose him and embarrass him!
"I...I'm not afraid!"
Jiang Yuming was a little excited. "How could I be afraid of a bug? I just... it was because I was in a hurry, not because I was afraid. How could I...!"
Meng Youcheng thought for a moment, "Didn't you just say that you would never go to the toilet? What's going on?"
The boy was stunned.
He tried to ease the embarrassment with a smile...
Jiang Yuming: "Hehe..."
Meng Youcheng: That’s it…
Is it uncomfortable?
You arrogant little master, can't I teach you a lesson?
It must be unpleasant to get slapped in the face, right?
I told you to call me uncle all day, let's see if you can still call me that?!
"Uncle, I..."
Not you...?!
The boy bit his lower lip, "I came here to use the bathroom because, because I, uh...?"
Meng Youcheng: "Why?"
How are you going to explain this, little brat?!
Jiang Yuming suddenly became anxious, "Because, because..."
After a long time, he still couldn't explain it.
Meng Youcheng sighed, "Forget it..."
"You don't have to explain to me, just come back with me and stop being angry. I can't do anything about it. If I had money, I would definitely not live in a place like this..."
We can't really let him stay here in embarrassment, right?
Let's give him a way out...
Maintain my image as a "good guy", so that his image as a "bad guy" will be more thorough.
You little bastard, let's see if you dare to call me uncle again?!
Jiang Yuming was a little embarrassed, "Do we really have to live in that kind of place?"
Meng Youcheng looked at him and thought for a while, "Have you ever heard a saying? People who achieve great things don't care about small details. If you really want to become a movie star, but you can't even endure this little bit of hardship, then how can you succeed? How can you realize your dream?"
The boy looked at him, stunned.
The man touched his head and said, "Good boy, listen to me..."
Meng Youcheng hesitated for a moment and corrected him, "Listen to what your uncle says, take one step at a time, don't be afraid of hardship, and one day, you will become a true movie star."
Jiang Yuming did not resist, but pondered for a long time, "Okay then..."
"But you asked me to go up there, not me. You... don't make the mistake."
Meng Youcheng smiled and said, "Well... I asked you to go up, okay?"
……
When the two returned to the room, it was almost five o'clock in the afternoon.
After leaving the company, I just ate something. Now my stomach is growling with hunger.
It was already late, so Meng Youcheng wanted to just eat a bucket of instant noodles and call it a day...
but……
Jiang Yuming can't eat instant noodles...
If he eats instant noodles and gets acne, ruining his face, how can he continue to be a star?!
You must have a regular diet and eat healthy food. If you are not careful and ruin your face, then everything will be over, right? !
Let's go cook...
In fact, this is a good thing. It can not only highlight his own "good guy" personality, but also highlight Jiang Yuming's lazy and gluttonous "bad guy" personality.
When I think about it this way, I realize how bad I am!
Meng Youcheng looked at him, "Are you hungry?"
The boy shook his head, "I'm not hungry..."
"Gulu gulu..."
Jiang Yuming's stomach growled...
The man couldn't help but laugh...
The slap in the face came a little too fast...
But I like it!
The boy suddenly felt a little embarrassed, and looked around, trying to ease the atmosphere, "Uncle, why is the space here so small? Isn't it a bit too crowded for the two of us to sleep here?"
Changing the subject? Brat?
I won't do as you wish!
"What was that noise just now?"
The boy's face immediately turned red...
Meng Youcheng also noticed it and felt a little strange. He didn't expect him to blush...
hey-hey……
Jiang Yuming lowered his head and said awkwardly, "I... I don't know, I don't know what's making the noise, but... it could be something outside, how about you go out and take a look?"
"Outside?"
Meng Youcheng scratched his head. "Is it really outside? Why do I feel like it's some part of your body...that's making the noise?"
“Ah, ha…”
The boy smiled awkwardly. "How... is this possible? How could it be me? I... just..."
"Gulu gulu..."
His stomach growled again.
How can I put it? It's really disappointing.
Jiang Yuming swallowed his words before he finished speaking. He added weakly, "No...it's not me."
Meng Youcheng hesitated for a long time...
"Is it really not you?"
"Hey... I thought it was your little belly ringing the dinner bell. I thought you hadn't eaten for a long time, and your stomach was protesting collectively..."
Meng Youcheng said tentatively, watching his expression with interest.
Jiang Yuming kept his head down. The more the man talked, the redder his face became...
He bit his lower lip and said, "No, it's not me."
Well... he is a stubborn guy!
If it were in the past, he would be a good undercover agent. At least no matter how much he was tortured, he would not leak military information!
Meng Youcheng smiled...
I don't want to tease him anymore. I'm afraid if I continue teasing him, he will die right here on the spot...
hey-hey……
The man stood up and said, "I'm going to cook. What do you want to eat? Although I probably can't cook it, I can listen to your opinion. When you make money in the future, I will take you to eat..."
"I'm... fine."
Meng Youcheng looked down at him, thought for a while, then squatted down again and looked at him face to face...
The boy looked up and bumped into him...
Jiang Yuming was at a loss, "What are you doing?"
Meng Youcheng reached out his hand and touched his stomach. "Let me confirm, is it your stomach growling?"
The boy's face turned red immediately, and he tried hard to open his hand, but in his panic, he failed.
"I already said it wasn't me..."
Meng Youcheng raised his lips and said, "But it really is barking. I can feel it. It keeps purring."
Jiang Yuming's face suddenly turned red, and even spread to his neck...
His Adam's apple moved slightly, and he said stubbornly, "You're wrong, it's not barking!"
Meng Youcheng smiled and touched his face, "Okay, okay, I was wrong. I'll go cook."
He was very obedient and didn't resist. Maybe he was too shy to resist?
But overall, his personality is actually pretty good. Although he is a little tsundere, he is also quite cute.
But he can't let the readers find out about this. He has to continue his "bad guy" persona, otherwise his 30 bonus will be gone.
Besides... I didn't want to tease him, but his shyness suddenly aroused Meng Youcheng, a straight man who loves to tease his same sex.
……
The man came to the kitchen...
After some cleaning, this place is much cleaner...
He looked around and saw a few bell peppers, a sausage that had not expired, and some rice. These were all sent by the thoughtful landlord...
She said Meng Youcheng came from another place, and she felt sorry for him, and he didn't have much money, so she prepared some food and sent it over, fearing that they would have nothing to eat tonight.
She's a caring big sister.
Ugh……
Meng Youcheng rolled up his sleeves...
For him, cooking is something he can do with ease, right?
Just take it easy, okay?
First, he washed the rice with water, put it in the rice cooker, and then washed and cut the peppers. He hesitated for a while...
How to make fried ham sausage with peppers?
Well... as long as there is something to eat!
After everything was ready, he started cooking...
Turn on the gas, light the fire, and start pouring oil, ready to cook...
"what……!"
At this moment, a sharp voice exploded in his ears again...
Jiang Yuming rushed out of the room like a monkey, "Uncle...Uncle...Uncle...Uncle!"
Meng Youcheng's eyebrows were tightly locked together...
"You stuttered?"
"There's a spider in the room. It's a huge one!"
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