Quick Wear: I am a straight man, I just want to complete the task
Chapter 57 Interesting Things About Renting a House (2)
Chapter 57
Meng Youcheng followed the landlord down the stairs and continued walking into the alley. After a while, he turned a corner.
"This is the toilet..."
An extremely pungent and unpleasant smell hit me in the face.
Meng Youcheng looked around. The environment here was extremely bad. The ground was bumpy and there was some garbage. He didn't know where the smell came from, but it was enough to suffocate people...
For Meng Youcheng, these are all fine and within an acceptable range.
Looking ahead, there are two houses, which are the so-called toilets...
There is a squat toilet in the house.
Meng Youcheng didn't go in, because just looking inside from the outside was already extremely disgusting...
There was a lot of water on the floor there, it was more like stains than water...
He didn't want to describe the rest...
Most importantly, there was a very unpleasant stench coming from inside...
It makes people feel sick...
The landlord couldn't stand it anymore and added, "The environment here is a bit poor. If I have time, I will clean it. You don't have to worry about it. Although this is a public toilet..."
"But not many people know about it. Only a few people living nearby come here to use the toilet..."
"I will come to clean every month, don't worry..."
Meng Youcheng nodded and was about to speak...
At this moment, a slap landed firmly on his shoulder, "Hey! You didn't explain clearly just now! What do you mean?! Who is your nephew?!"
"When did I have an uncle like you?!"
"Besides, who speaks without thinking?! How can you be so rude?!"
Jiang Yuming put his hand on the man's shoulder and started talking to him...
Meng Youcheng turned his head helplessly and looked at him. Just when he was about to speak...
"vomit……!"
The boy suddenly retched. "What's that smell? Why does it smell like shit? Ugh...!"
The man looked at him retching and suddenly laughed uncontrollably...
"This is a toilet, so of course it smells like shit?"
Jiang Yuming looked up at him in disbelief, "What did you say? You said this is... a... toilet... a... vomiting place?"
Meng Youcheng nodded, but couldn't help stroking his back, "Are you okay?"
"I... ugh...!"
The young man couldn't say anything at all. After all, a rich man like him definitely had never smelled such a smell. Before he could finish his words, he retched...
The landlord in front couldn't stand it any more, "Let's go outside and talk, the smell here is indeed a bit strong..."
"it is good……"
The three of them walked out of the toilet and into the alley...
Jiang Yuming's retching was relieved at this point, "You said that place just now was a toilet?!"
Meng Youcheng nodded, "Yes..."
"That place stinks so bad, there...!"
The boy was so excited that he was incoherent...
Meng Youcheng interrupted him, "The toilet doesn't stink? Then where else is smelly?"
"No, it's mainly the toilet..."
Jiang Yuming thought for a long time before he managed to utter a few words, "The smell there is like a stinky ditch. No, no, it's even stinkier than a stinky ditch. No, that's not right. It's like shit that has been excreted for decades and has never been flushed..."
Meng Youcheng found it hard not to laugh when listening to his description.
The corners of his mouth curled up slightly, "Actually, I can smell it, you don't have to describe it..."
"I……"
The boy lowered his head, "So I don't have to live here?"
"No."
Jiang Yuming suddenly got a little excited, "I told you it stinks, and that room upstairs doesn't look like a place for people to live in. Even my dog doesn't live in a place like this, it really can't..."
"No, I don't have any money..."
The man interrupted him mercilessly, "If you have money, you can choose another place."
The boy exhaled slowly...
"I will never go to that kind of place to use the toilet! And the same goes for your shabby room. I will never live there! Really! I will never..."
"uh-huh……"
Before he finished speaking, Meng Youcheng suddenly spoke.
Jiang Yuming looked at him, stunned, "What do you mean?"
The man patted his shoulder and said, "What I mean is that you are very strong-willed. I believe you. If you don't want to go to the toilet, I won't stop you, let alone force you..."
"But I really can't afford the house. I hope you can understand me and force yourself."
The boy suddenly became annoyed, "But, I...!"
Meng Youcheng ignored him and turned to look at the landlord...
The aunt smiled at him and said, "Little brother, have you talked to your nephew? Tell him that the rent in this first-tier city is very expensive, and it's cheaper here. Although the environment is a bit worse, at least you can save a lot of money..."
"You can eat better, and when you make money in the future, you can leave..."
Meng Youcheng smiled and said, "Thank you, sister. He will digest it himself. I'll give you 2000 yuan..."
As he said that, he took out 2000 yuan and handed it to the landlord.
The old lady counted for a long time and said, "It's exactly 20. I'll come to you next month to ask for the rent. I'm going to play cards now..."
"OK, bye."
Meng Youcheng turned around and looked at the boy...
The expression of that idiot was still quite depressed.
The man laughed uncontrollably...
This silly boy, born rich, how could he have suffered such an injustice? He must be uncomfortable for a while, or make a fuss, but to be honest, seeing him in a bad mood, I am really happy...
To be honest, Meng Youcheng didn't really want to coax him.
The boy didn't leave a good impression on him, and he kept calling him "uncle" all the way. He was very unhappy about it, but when he saw the boy feeling uncomfortable, he suddenly felt relieved.
But I still have to coax this arrogant young master...
It can be considered... that the image of me in his mind can be alleviated a little, at least his hostility towards me will not be so strong.
The man stepped forward gently and patted his shoulder. "Have you made up your mind? It's no big deal. You'll only stay for a month..."
"After a month, the company will arrange a variety show for you. As long as you do well, you can move out."
The boy looked up at him, his eyes full of annoyance...
"But this place..."
Meng Youcheng wanted to say something, but Jiang Yuming said angrily, "I will never live in this damn place! And I will never go to that stinky toilet!"
"Okay, whatever you want..."
I don't want to coax him anymore. Who cares? He has to live here whether he wants to or not. Anyway, he has no money and can't escape. Let him be...
When you’ve calmed down, you have to come back obediently!
Besides, there is so much garbage in the room. If they don’t clean it up now, they will have no place to sleep at night!
Meng Youcheng turned around and walked up the stairs. "If you don't want to live here, then don't live here. You can go out and find a house. If you have the money to rent one, I will never stop you."
He strode forward, paying no heed to the boy's emotions.
Meng Youcheng came to the house and started to clean up.
There was a lot of garbage, all kinds of things, and he flipped through it, keeping the ones that were usable and throwing away the ones that were not...
There are two large New Year pictures in the room. The one next to the bed is a baby with the words "May you have a baby soon" written on it?
Meng Youcheng didn't tear it, but his expression was a little strange.
The one at the back shows a few fish with the words “Year after year of abundance” written on it.
This is a good idea.
There is really a lot of garbage here, including pots, pans, and utensils. According to the landlord, these things had been prepared a long time ago, but they are really dirty and need to be washed.
There was a spider web hanging on the wall, and there was a small spider. He used a broom to knock off the spider web and then stepped on the spider to death.
There was only a wooden bed. This bed was not wide and only two meters long. It looked like it could only accommodate one person...
That young master must have been given a bed to sleep on. If he slept on the floor and got bit on the face by something, his path to stardom would have been ruined.
Meng Youcheng laid out the bed sheets and quilt covers...
Thankfully, these were fairly clean.
After sorting out the garbage, I threw it out. When I went downstairs, I didn't see the young master. He must have gone out to feel depressed.
Ugh……
He was going to sleep on the floor tonight, so he mopped the floor...
I simply flipped through it again, found a new quilt and bed sheet, and just made do with it...
When I came out, I looked at the messy kitchen.
Meng Youcheng was busy again...
I covered the oil drum, washed it with detergent, and washed off all the oil stains on the wall...
I took a quick look and found that the production dates of the daily necessities and rice, oil and salt were all within the expiration date, so they could be used as is.
I wiped it again and again with a rag and finally it was clean.
Meng Youcheng rolled up his sleeves to his elbows, and everything below his forearms was soaked, with a lot of sweat on his forehead...
He sighed, and suddenly felt that he was really amazing. He actually finished all the work by himself...
"what……!"
At this moment, a piercing cry broke the silence...
Meng Youcheng was stunned...
Was that the zombies screaming just now?
"what……!"
Then, there was another sharp cry...
wrong? !
Why the hell does it sound like Jiang Yuming's voice? !
Meng Youcheng immediately ran down the stairs and ran towards the source of the sound...
That place seems to be a toilet?!
The man just turned the corner and came to the toilet...
I saw Jiang Yuming standing outside the toilet door, looking like a "Maluo"...
The boy was desperately dancing a "weird dance", as if something had gotten into his clothes, and he wanted to shake that thing off, so he was dancing crazily and shouting desperately...
"what……!"
Meng Youcheng hurried over and asked, "What's wrong?"
Jiang Yuming saw the man as if he had seen a savior, "Help me quickly, a bug crawled into my clothes when I was going to the toilet just now...!"
Meng Youcheng: "Let me see..."
The boy stopped...
Meng Youcheng tugged at his leader and looked inside...
Damn it...!
Nothing?
But...one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight?
I just happen to have eight pack abs...
How do you practice this?
Looking up again, hiss, it’s red…
Jiang Yuming: "Did you see the bug?"
"I saw two red beans."
"Where? Why are there red beans in my clothes?"
Meng Youcheng pointed at his chest and said, "Isn't this it?"
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