Quick Wear: Everyone knows I am a good person

Both bosses are dead, but the rules of the dungeon say they're in a deep sleep?

Let's not wait another ten years, only for the rules of the dungeon to bring the boss back to life, right?

Wouldn't that be... an unlimited buffet?

Tsk~

Shu Jiao continued writing as she thought.

Key points for customs clearance:

1. After entering, pay to enter the private room on the second floor. The private room has a damage resistance buff and is the second target of the boss's damage.

2. Chrysanthemum tea and rose cake are okay to eat, but avoid other foods.

3. When Miss's "Tears Stained with Rouge" skill is activated, do not cry;

4. Male players should not go up to the third floor...

To be honest, Shu Jiao could only write down the rules she knew. As for the rules in the lobby on the first floor... she really didn't know.

Whether he can survive depends on luck.

Once you've finished writing, send it.

Soon, another huge sum of money entered the account.

Shu Jiao stayed home all day, thinking about finding a place for a vacation.

Before I could even choose a location, the panicked scream of 003 echoed in my mind.

Shu Jiao: ???

"what happened?"

Shu Jiao frowned slightly, asking with some surprise.

She had worked with 003 for so long, and she had never seen it so out of control.

"Host, hurry, hurry, your mission target is about to die."

003 said in a panic.

It's not a big deal; if the target dies, it'll just penalize it with some points. But the host's 100% mission success rate is gone!

It's not allowed!

"My mission objective?"

Shu Jiao paused for two seconds, then asked, "Who is it?"

"Didn't I say that?"

003 was taken aback.

Shu Jiao nodded.

"Why didn't you ask me, Host Sister?"

003 The conditioned reflex begins to shift the blame.

Shu Jiao was speechless. "You're asking me? Why didn't you say? I thought there wasn't anything."

003 exchanged a glance with her and also fell silent.

"Hurry, hurry, it's about to go, let's go quickly."

"where to?"

"It's not far. Never mind, I'll take you there."

003: Waaaaah...

What's wrong with its brain?

How could I have forgotten about this?

It's all because of this lousy rule-based fantasy copy; it deliberately caused problems with its internal program. Ugh, what a terrible rule!

One of 003's operating principles—

They blame others for things they can, but never themselves; they pass the buck for others' mistakes they never take the blame themselves.

"Shh!"

003 instantly transformed into a flock of crows, carrying Shu Jiao as they flew away.

At this time of day, the weather is fine and sunny, and there are plenty of people out for a stroll and to soak up the sun.

Everyone looked up and saw—

A dark, dense flock flew across the azure sky.

"Wow, what's that?"

"Holy crap! A weird instance of a game has appeared in our neighborhood?"

"We're doomed, run!"

"They're birds. Crows, you know. But where did all these crows come from?"

However, 003 and Shu Jiao didn't have time to pay attention to them at the moment, as they were hurrying towards their mission objective.

As they flew, 003 explained, "It must be that manor instance that's interfering with me."

Shu Jiao: ...

Fine.

If you say that, she'll believe it. Otherwise, can we blame the mistress?

"Correct."

Shu Jiao nodded firmly, "These copies are strange to begin with."

003: Waaaaah—

She's willing to believe that, saying, "Host sister loves me!"

"It's alright, this mission wasn't with a person, but with a stray dog ​​that the original owner fed."

003 explained, "The original owner started feeding it a few years ago."

"At first, the original owner was afraid she wouldn't live long, so she never adopted a dog, only feeding it every few days. Now that the original owner's strength has increased, she said she would adopt a dog after leaving the manor instance, but..."

But the original owner really died.

What's that saying again? Don't make promises you can't keep!

When they first entered the instance, 003 was busy transmitting the plot to the host sister, and the host sister was busy going on a killing spree. When they came out, they both completely forgot about it.

It thought it had already said it, and was wondering what its host sister's plan was, and why it hadn't moved.

So, they didn't say anything at all!

it's good now……

It's over now.

During the flight, 003 paused, "It's all over, host, the dog is gone."

Shu Jiao: ...

"It's alright, let's go take a look."

"Row."

With immense grief, 003 flew with Shu Jiao to the location, only to find that the dog had stopped breathing.

It was a yellow dog.

A very typical Chinese rural dog, with a kind and compassionate look on its face.

Unfortunately, it's gone now.

Next to it was a dungeon entrance, shrouded in black mist, which must have been the aura emanating from the dungeon that killed it.

003 perched on Shu Jiao's shoulder and sighed deeply, "Fine, I'll ask Tong You for some resurrection pills."

It will bear the consequences of its own actions.

"Actually, it's not all bad."

Shu Jiao squatted down, stroked the yellow dog, and chuckled, "How long can ordinary animals live in this world?"

"Host sister?"

003 has some doubts.

Then Shu Jiao started rummaging through the warehouse and found a Soul Gathering Bell.

"Dingling bell~"

The sound of the bell carried far.

A dark shadow slowly gathered on the Soul Gathering Bell, eventually taking shape and looking exactly like the yellow dog.

It seemed to recognize Shujiao, wagging its tail enthusiastically when it saw her.

Shu Jiao raised her hand, but her fingertips pierced through its body.

"Alright, let's let the soul rest for now. Next time I go into the dungeon, I'll give it a body."

Shu Jiao shook the bell and put her soul away. "It's nothing serious, let's go."

"Where to? Go back?"

003 responded cheerfully.

If it can be handled, then it's not a big problem.

At worst, it can just find some materials to sculpt the body.

That's much cheaper than a resurrection potion.

"What are you going back for?"

Shu Jiao casually pointed, "Isn't there a dungeon here? Let's go in and avenge Da Huang, and while we're at it, create a new body for Da Huang."

"Okay~"

003 nodded.

As soon as Shu Jiao stepped inside, she seemed to hear an urgent voice behind her.

"stop--"

"Third Brother, who is it?"

Shu Jiao has already gone inside; it's probably too late for her to come out now.

"It seems to be... people from the government office; they told us not to go in."

003 said.

"Never mind, never mind."

As Shu Jiao was speaking, she had just raised her head when she heard a familiar ringtone that almost made her panic.

"Ding-dong ding-dong~ ding-dong dong~~"

The school bell rings!

Gan!

"The process of bringing them in was too hasty."

Shu Jiao couldn't help but say.

003 fell silent, feeling that the host sister's resentment was even greater than that of the boss in the dungeon.

Shu Jiao slightly raised her eyes.

The familiar classroom environment.

Crowded desks, a blackboard that's always covered in dust, a water dispenser in the corner, an air conditioner that looks like a decoration, and a group of unfamiliar, non-human classmates.

The books on the table were piled higher than a person.

Stacks of test papers and notes, books that had been read so many times they were blackened, and on top of all, one that stood out conspicuously—

Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation.

Eight large, blood-red characters—it looked ominous.

A single page with the "Classroom Rules" written on it was prominently displayed on the table.

[Congratulations, player Shu Jiao, on entering the large-scale S-rank new dungeon – College Entrance Examination. 199 players remain, please wait.]

Shu Jiao: ...

"In this dungeon, it's almost impossible to survive without dying eight out of ten times."

Shu Jiao complained to 003.