Quick Wear: Everyone knows I am a good person

Strands of golden light, seemingly carrying the force of thunder, shattered the invisible, enforced rules within the instance.

"town!"

"kill!"

With just two simple commands, the actor and the young lady vanished instantly.

Shu Jiao could even see an extremely obvious sense of confusion on their faces—

No?

What's going on?

We agreed that we were invincible in the dungeon, so who's using such a huge cheat??

I hate cheaters the most in this life!!!

Shu Jiao: ...

People hate cheaters simply because they aren't the ones using cheats.

She flicked her hand slightly and raised it to retrieve the City God Seal.

"A dimensional reduction attack!"

003 circled once in the sky, landed on Shu Jiao's shoulder, and whispered, "Host, those two are rich, they have a little warehouse where they hide their money."

Shu Jiao's eyes lit up. "Let's go."

"Quack~"

003 flew ahead, and Shu Jiao took off.

"Boss, boss, don't go!"

"Boss, I'm scared~ Help me~ Take me with you~"

"Boss..."

【announcement:

Player Shu Jiao has defeated the young lady and the actor. The hidden version of "Mandarin Duck Tower: A Startling Dream" has been completed. All players will be logged out in five seconds.

Did you clear the level?

You cleared the game?!

The surviving players stopped in their tracks, looking bewildered.

I cleared the game without doing anything?

After the confusion came ecstasy, an ecstasy so intense that I wanted to go back to my room and build a temple for Shujiao, praying to her three times a day.

Family members, who understands the joy of being guaranteed admission?

Shu Jiao hurried along, not even having time to glance at the announcement, cursing as she ran, "Five seconds? Who's going to clean up the mess in that time?"

003: "Host sister, next time let's go after the secret stash first."

"Yes."

Five, four, three...

In the last second, Shu Jiao didn't even have time to look at the contents of the secret stash; she packed up the entire stash and took it with her.

Everything went black, and I was back in reality.

Global Announcement:

The "Mandarin Duck Tower: A Startling Dream" instance has been temporarily downgraded to B+ level due to the young lady and the actor being asleep.

First-time dungeon hidden version walkthrough by: Shu Jiao from the Flower Country.

Congratulations to players from the Chinese nation! Your chance of being pulled into dungeons has been reduced by 5% for the next three months.

Netizens: !!!

what?

Is this true?

The global announcement caused an uproar on player forums, especially in China, where players were overjoyed as if it were Chinese New Year.

[Past Events Fade Away]: The big shots might not care, but for someone like me with weak skills, every time I'm not pulled into a dungeon, it's like I've escaped with my life! Thank you, Shu Shen!

[I want to spend this life with Shu Shen]: Which Bodhisattva is the most efficacious right now? I want to be in the same instance as Shu Shen again next time!

[Koi Reincarnation]: It's Shu Shen again, oh my god, has Shu Shen been cheating lately?

[Willingly serving as Shu Shen's dog]: As a participant in this "Mandarin Duck Tower: A Startling Dream" performance, I can only say that I won without lifting a finger the whole time—it was so much fun!

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[Wei Na]: Shu Shen is so cool! He single-handedly took on the combined attack version of the boss!

[Yue]: I've been demoted again! It seems like I can still survive a little longer.

[Morning]: Shu Shen is so handsome! Shu Shen, I don't want to work hard anymore!

Meanwhile, Shu Jiao, who had caused a stir on the forum, was searching through the secret stash of prostitutes and actors.

"A lump of minced meat? What garbage!"

"The blood-stained costume and the manipulation are useless to me. I'll just put it up for sale online later."

"A cursed item, this is interesting. Put it in storage..."

After spending a long time choosing and getting rich quick, Shu Jiao finally had time to check the announcement for the Strange Tales dungeon.

[Player Shu Jiao has defeated the young lady and the actor. The hidden version of "Mandarin Duck Tower: A Startling Dream" has been completed. All players will be logged out in five seconds.]

[Private message:]

Player Shu Jiao, defeated the Miss and the Actor, the Ghost Story progress is 100%.

Congratulations, your "Destroyer" title has been upgraded.

Congratulations! You have achieved an S-rank clear and received 3 Golden Treasure Chests. Would you like to open them?

Upgraded?

Shu Jiao was a little curious, so she clicked on the "Destroyer" stats to check them.

[Destroyer:]

Strength & Spirit: +25

Rule immunity: +20%

Reflect damage: +30%

Hidden rule trigger rate: +20%

Eerie appeal: +30%.

Shu Jiao: ...

Shu Jiao raised her hand and touched the tip of her nose. "San'er, when we go into a dungeon in the future, won't we get focused down before the story even starts?"

003 glanced at the numbers and nodded. "That's not impossible."

"Host, if you kill the boss again next time, the eerie attraction level might reach 50%. Then, as soon as you enter the dungeon, the boss will have to target you."

It's more than just "taking a fancy to".

Once the attraction level reaches 80%...

If you attract 80% aggro in a game instance, the boss won't even glance at anyone else as it passes by; it'll head straight for Shu Jiao and unleash its ultimate attack.

"Tsk tsk tsk~ Can't afford to play this game? Are you just being a sore loser with these weird rules?"

Shu Jiao opened the treasure chest while complaining.

The young lady's embroidered handkerchief: With it in hand, you will not be deceived by any illusions;

The Actor's Song: Forces any eerie or human being to be confused for 5 seconds; can only be used once per instance.

Blank Script: Allows you to forcibly control six weaker monsters to act out a script you've written. Note: This is a one-time use item.

"Oh~"

Shu Jiao was quite surprised when she read the rest of the content.

Good grief, the skills revealed by this actor are so disgusting—confusing, manipulative, and most importantly, coercive.

However, it was indeed a good thing for her.

Saved it.

After finishing all that, Shu Jiao started writing the strategy guide for "Mandarin Duck Tower: A Startling Dream," while 003 went back to his space to write campaign materials for Shu Jiao.

Looking at Shu Jiao's impressive performance, 003 was extremely proud.

Humph.

In terms of performance and diligence, who can rival Sister Host for this year's Best Host Award?

Even if there is...

Its host sister is a novice, and the best host is selected based on comprehensive data, not just performance.

This year, how many pay-to-win systems exceeded their performance targets thanks to their host sister?

When doing things, one can't ignore the overall situation, right?

And looking at looks, how could its host sister possibly lose?

Besides, how good is the host to it? Can any other host compare?

003 quickly sent out the information and then promptly activated his command network.

"Hey, 002, vote, vote for my host."

"Sixteenth Brother, vote for my host sister. What? Your host can compare to my host? Besides, you don't want to..."

003 is very busy.

Shu Jiao wrote two lines of her strategy guide, then deleted it, and then restored it afterward.

【"Mandarin Duck Tower: A Startling Dream" Dungeon Guide:】

Boss's ultimate move:

Actors: Puppet manipulation, bewitching voices, and the soul-binding technique of water sleeves (forcibly controlling people near the stage).

Miss: Tears Stained with Rouge (crying can unleash a group mental attack), Illusion Weaving, Immobilization and Devouring

Combined Skill: Suicide by Death - Half-Body - Triggered when the health of either the Miss or the Actor drops to 5%, hard-controlling all players.

Note: The boss is in a slumber. If it doesn't awaken, its ultimate attack shouldn't be triggered.

Shu Jiao paused at this point.