Substitute Bride: The Gentle Husband of the Evil Girl is Crazy and Wild

When Gu Fei heard it say the word "bad guy", a sinister look rose between his brows, and he wanted to strangle the parrot to death.

Unfortunately, this parrot has been trained to the point where it can't change.

It continued to report loyally: "Li Wu was bribed by your mortal enemy. The original plan was to marry his second daughter Li Huahua to you so that she would bully you every day."

"I'm going to feed you until you become fat as hell," the parrot reported, spreading and folding its wings repeatedly.

It's like a spirit.

"As a result, the bad guy Li Xiaoyu took the lead in robbing you, and now the task of bullying you falls on her. According to investigations, Li Xiaoyu can't read a single word."

"He's a brainless, lazy idiot."

The parrot reported to Gu Fei everything it was taught, including the situation of the Li family, word for word.

"The master said to let me stay with you."

After listening, Gu Fei raised his left hand and whispered, "Find a place to stay."

The parrot flapped its wings and left the room.

As the parrot left the room and the country quieted down, Gu Fei played with the broken fingers on his right hand. He morbidly bent them, straightened them, and then bent them again.

She doesn't look like a lazy person.

Li Xiaoyu returned home at noon. As soon as she opened the door, she saw a small green cannonball flying towards her face.

She didn't even have time to see what it was.

To avoid getting her face scratched, she covered her face and head with her hands and ran in the yard with her body hunched.

"Bad guys, catch them to death."

Hearing the strange way of speaking, Li Xiaoyu wanted to look up, but the strange thing grabbed the hair on the back of his head again.

"What's scratching my scalp?"

She covered her face with one hand and used the other to block the small shell. It was about to hit the fence wall, and she didn't want to get blood on her forehead and faint.

No matter if there is something in the backpack.

He stretched out his hand and waved it violently above his head. Then he took off the backpack and put it over his head, then quickly squatted on the ground.

In an instant, everything in the backpack fell to the ground.

Perfect isolation.

The parrot couldn't get in, so it could only peck at the basket with its beak, muttering, "Bite the bad guy to death."

The backpack was woven from bamboo. Li Xiaoyu squinted one eye and looked out through the gap, and saw a talking parrot.

The corner of her mouth twitched. Where did the parrot come from?

Thinking I was seeing things, I rubbed my eyes with my hands and looked again, only to find that I was not mistaken.

She immediately opened the backpack, and when the parrot pecked at her again, she took decisive action and grabbed its neck.

Then use your other hand to grab its two feet.

She lowered her head and looked at the little creature carefully, flicking its red crest with her fingers.

The parrot was also quite stubborn. When it was subdued, it cursed: "Let me go, you idiot! Let me go, you idiot!"

How does it feel to be called stupid by a parrot?

Others don’t know that Li Xiaoyu just wants to roast it now.

She adjusted her gestures, holding the parrot with one hand and gently slapping the parrot's mouth twice with the back of her hand.

"You've fallen into my hands and you still dare to call me a fool. Believe it or not, I'll roast you. Just in time for the roasted bird tonight."

When the parrot heard that it was going to be roasted, it trembled all over and its feathers shook along with it.

It was obviously very scared, but it was very stubborn: "I'm not afraid of idiots, I'm not afraid of idiots."

Gu Fei listened to the quarrel between a man and a bird outside. He found that Li Xiaoyu was very childish. Which spy was so idle as her?

I only think about how to make money every day.

After spending a few days together, he also believed that she could really roast a bird.

He lifted the quilt, endured the pain in his left leg, and slowly walked out.

It was the first time that Li Xiaoyu saw a talking parrot. She flicked the parrot's tail feathers with her fingers.

With curved eyebrows, he threatened the stubborn parrot, "You came to my house and dared to call me a fool. If I don't roast you, it would be unworthy of my image as a second-rate person."

As he said this, he squatted down, picked up the pen, ink, paper and inkstone and put them back into the backpack.

Then he grabbed the parrot and walked to the kitchen.

After walking a few steps, I saw Gu Fei appear at the door of the main room.

She stopped, wondering what he was doing out here.

The man leaned his left hand on the door, his indifferent eyes looking towards him, his delicate face and unfocused eyes.

It makes him look a bit weak and lazy.

It seemed as if a gentle push would be enough to push him to the ground.

"Madam is back," the voice was gentle.

Gu Fei tilted his head slightly and listened to the movements nearby. When he said the word "Madam", his eyes curved slightly with an obedient smile.

Seems harmless to humans and animals.

Li Xiaoyu originally planned to go directly to the kitchen to scare the parrot, but seeing that he was concerned about her, she held the parrot and slowly walked towards him.

He replied softly, "Just got back."

As soon as the words fell, the parrot started to curse again: "Bad guy, bite him to death."

Li Xiaoyu shuddered.

She held up the parrot and looked at it from front to back, revealing an expression of disgust.

What a naughty parrot.

You actually used repetition of words?

Not only she disliked it, Gu Fei also disliked it.

After walking past it several times, he knew there was a threshold ahead, but he deliberately probed it with his front toes before stepping out.

Li Xiaoyu immediately reached out to support his arm, "Slow down."

He placed his left hand on the woman's wrist, and even though he knew that Li Xiaoyu had no martial arts skills, he still calmly took her pulse.

In order not to arouse the woman's suspicion, he asked, "Madam, why do I hear someone talking?"

"It's not a person, it's a blue-green parrot."

Li Xiaoyu hooked the small wooden stool by the wall with her foot, helped him sit down, and then she brought the parrot closer to him.

"Touch it, its feathers are so smooth."

Gu Fei pretended not to know the bird. He raised his hand and stroked its feathers a few times, smiling and saying, "Madam, its feathers are very soft. I guess they must be beautiful, right?"

Li Xiaoyu nodded: "She is very beautiful, but she has a bad mouth."

The parrot, who didn't know whose life was in the hands of the man, started to argue again, "Li Xiaoyu, you idiot."

"Li Xiaoyu, you idiot."

Hearing the sound, the woman ignored it. She squatted in front of Gu Fei, supporting her other hand on her knee with her chin resting on her palm.

She looked at him and blinked, then said cheerfully, "I heard that feathers can be used for writing. If we pluck all its feathers, then we won't be short of pens at home."

Although she was asking Gu Fei, she used an affirmative sentence.

When the parrot heard that its feathers were going to be plucked, it started flapping its feathers again.

It was like a switch was touched, and he kept calling out, "Idiot, idiot, idiot..."

She was squatting and Gu Fei was sitting.

The man could tell from her voice that she was lower than him, so he lowered his eyes slightly.

He smiled and said, "Madam, can you please leave this parrot to me? You may go out sometimes and I will be alone at home. If I have a parrot, it can keep me company and talk to me, and it can also relieve my boredom."

Speaking of this, Li Xiaoyu remembered the key point.

She looked at the unyielding little thing in her hand, and then asked Gu Fei in confusion, "By the way, why is there a parrot in the house?"

Gu Fei frowned slightly and made a puzzled expression.

"I don't know either. I only found out about a parrot flying into my house after I heard your conversation just now."

"Oh, I see." Li Xiaoyu stood up, walked out the door and looked around.

There is no one else except the mountains and bamboos.

Where did this foul-mouthed bird come from?