Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

The next morning, Francis came with little Karen. Needless to say, they were definitely here to get a free meal again.

I have to say, this guy is really well-informed. I went back the day before yesterday and didn't even go out yesterday, and you came to visit me today.

Kallen came to Bai Ming and hugged his arm, looking happy.

"Teacher, I miss you so much."

Bai Ming touched her head and said, "Teacher misses you too."

Kallen: "You're not having affairs, are you? Awooo~＞﹏＜"

Bai Ming patted her little head hard: "What are you thinking about at such a young age?"

I don't know what's in this little girl's head. Is that called flirting? I just want to give them a home. What's wrong with that? And it's none of your business.

Francis, with his carefree personality, didn't notice that something was wrong with Karen.

"Don't worry about her. Let's sit down and talk. I brought some good wine and tea. Look... cough cough cough, you know what I mean."

This is not a hint, it is an explicit statement. It is really shameless to come to someone else's house and eat for free.

"You're in for a treat this time. I just came back from Shenzhou and brought some local specialties with me."

On the stone table outside the house, Bai Ming took out the snacks he had bought in Shenzhou before and placed them on the table.

Stinky tofu, fried snails with chili peppers, mutton noodles...these dishes are still steaming.

The good thing about the system space is that the items put in and taken out are in the same state.

Francis and Karen, father and daughter, drooled with greed. They took a deep breath and exclaimed, "It smells so good."

Bai Ming: "Ah... No, there's something smelly here, don't you smell it?"

Francis: "Stinky tofu, smells bad but tastes good, I understand, I understand.

Don't look at me like this, I have been to China and seen the world, but I haven't eaten it for many years. And these snails, the two together with wine, are really delicious."

Little Kallen said in a cute voice, "Ah, it smells good. I'm going to try it to see how stinky it is."

"..."

What else can Bai Ming say about this? Both father and daughter are foodies.

Then he took out the strong liquor brewed by King Kong Monkey.

There are two jars of each of the Four Monkeys Wine of Heaven and Earth. Even if all the materials are gathered, Bai Ming doesn't think he can succeed in refining the Gu. After all, he has never even touched upon this before. Instead of hoping to refine it himself, it is better to hope that the system will deliver it.

You should drink this wine. Ji Zi will definitely like it.

Of course, you must be careful not to drink the four kinds of wine at the same time. It would be terrible if the Shenyou Gu was bred in your heart.

The effect of the Shenyou Gu sounds pretty awesome, allowing you to travel around the world and be everywhere.

But this random teleportation is a pitfall. Ji Zi loves drinking so much. What if she gets drunk when I'm not around, and is teleported to a place 100,000 meters under the sea, or to magma, a black hole, etc. without her knowledge? That would be bad.

Ji Zi used to drink to suppress the pain in her body, but now she drinks because she enjoys the slightly smoky feeling.

She probably prefers sake and sweet wine. King Kong wine, which can easily make people drunk, is better given to a rough guy like Francis.

Having said that, I'd better leave some for Ji Zi, just in case she likes it.

According to the records of Renzu, after drinking it, Tai Ri Yang Yu had hair that kept burning like fire.

Bai Ming was really curious, would Francis have the same hairstyle as Tai Ri Yang Yu after drinking it?

Giving it to Francis was also a precaution, and after Jizi drank it, her hair was burned.

Open the clay jar and the strong and aromatic smell of wine wafts out.

Oh, it’s incredible, it’s incredible. When he smelled the wine in Bai Ming’s hand, Francis was deeply attracted by it.

He looked at the wine in his hand and it suddenly didn't smell good anymore. Just by smelling it, he knew it was not of the same grade.

"You are so good, Bai Ming with thick eyebrows and big eyes. Didn't you say you don't like drinking? You actually hid such good wine. Hand it over quickly."

"Don't worry, it was prepared for you."

Francis found the strong liquor brewed by the King Kong Monkey very appetizing. He drank bowl after bowl of it along with snacks and soon became drunk.

"One more drink, one more drink."

Bai Ming took a look and saw that only half of the wine was left in the jar. He thought: Why isn't his hair burned yet?

When he was doubtful, he suddenly thought of the content of the human ancestor's legend about Tai Ri Yang Yu being drunk.

Tai Ri Yang Yu liked strong liquor and drank until he was drunk. He felt that this liquor was just right for him. After getting drunk, he wanted to drink more. After drinking the liquor in the bowl, he wanted to drink the liquor in the jar. In the end, he vomited all over the place. The alcohol made him feel so uncomfortable that he almost died. He felt as if there was a flame burning inside his body and magma flowing. It was too hot. He screamed and all the lava flow rushed to his head. His hair suddenly caught fire. From then on, he had hair that burned like fire.

Tai Riyang Yu was a huge drunkard. His drinking capacity was unmatched by ordinary people. Even after his death, he was still showing off at the Gate of Life and Death.

'I was drunk. I wanted to drink more after I got drunk. After I drank the wine in the bowl, I wanted to drink the wine in the jar.'

Oh my god, if I'm not mistaken, to have the same hairstyle as Laoyang, I'm afraid I'll have to drink a lot of King Kong Monkey liquor.

I only have 14L here, and it wouldn't be enough even if I gave it all to Francis.

Bai Ming poured himself a glass, then handed the rest along with the jar to Francis.

"Here, I only have one jar, and it's gone after I drink it."

The remaining jar will be left for Ji Zi. I don’t know if I can use my divine tongue to analyze the taste of this thing and then replicate it.

If it can't be reproduced, I'd better drink less.

"Hey, good brother, I know you are the most generous. If you have anything in the future, tell me. I have the final say."

Francis laughed heartily, drank his wine, and watched the wine in the jar gradually dwindle, thinking to himself:

Bai Yuan likes to hoard things. He always has a backup of everything. I bet he definitely has a jar hidden in his hand.

Before leaving, Bai Ming gave little Karen two strings of candied haws.

Red fruits, crabapples, yams, red beans, black hair, roses, rich ingredients, the surface is shiny with rock sugar.

One bite and you’ll understand that this candied haws is not some low-quality product made by just picking up a string of hawthorns from the street and rolling it in sugar water. The food of this era is still quite authentic.

Kallen licked it, then took a bite of one and ate it, and soon the whole string was gone.

"Mm, candied haws, they are delicious. Thank you, teacher."

"Bring Otto to class tomorrow."

"it is good."

After the meeting, Bai Ming went to see Colette and other children in the manor.

He has a good grasp of literacy and pharmacology knowledge, so he can be kicked out after he turns 18 and find a way out.

Yes, that’s right. Since picking up Colette, Bai Ming has picked up some more children, especially in winter, and now the number has reached more than a dozen.

There's no way. I can't control myself at all.

Luckily I'm rich enough to afford it, otherwise it would be terrible.

But it doesn't matter. Every year he donates one million from his own small piggy bank of two hundred million to the orphanage.

No, including the revenue from EVA, it has now reached 62 billion.

Emm...maybe it's time to increase the funding amount and the number of orphanages funded.

After all, if you are successful, you should help the world.

…………

Apokalis Mansion.

Otto was in the library with his father Nicholas, reading a book comfortably.

"It's another day when the perverted teacher is not at home. It's great."

After several years of getting along, Otto was very respectful to Bai Ming, but he was really not interested in Bai Ming and Rita's habit of wearing women's clothes.

There was no need for physical training, so it could be said that the few months when Bai Ming was away were his most relaxing days.

"Otto, is Otto here?"

Otto, who was reading a book, was called out by Kallen.

Otto: "What's up?"

Kallen: "I'm here to tell you that the teacher is back. Let's go to class together tomorrow. Don't forget."

What! Otto's trachea seemed to be blocked: "You, what did you say?"