Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

Small theater (deleted footage?)——

Bai Ming used his clever tongue to demonstrate what it means to eat noodles in a fancy way.

"Master Bai Ming, don't stop and keep eating."

Rita's face was flushed and her eyes were blurry as she spoke, while she picked up noodles with chopsticks and fed them to Bai Ming's mouth.

"This is Rita's gift, please don't waste it. You like it too, right? Please continue."

Bai Ming moved his face closer and continued to eat noodles. After being washed by running water, there was no smell of chopped green onion or soy sauce. Instead, it tasted like plain noodles. Of course, this was only on the taste buds level. It was quite pleasant on the psychological level.

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"Excuse me, would you like to eat first, or take a shower first? Or me?"

Rita touched her sexy red lips and made a very seductive sound.

The soft and crisp sound made Bai Ming feel itchy in his heart.

Eat, take a bath, Rita? Only children make choices.

"I want it all."

"But Master Bai Ming, when you take a bath, the food will get wet and you won't be able to eat it."

Bai Ming put his arms around Rita's waist, bit her neck gently, and whispered in her ear:

"What I want to eat is a little special. If it gets wet, it might taste different."

After the action just now and these words, Rita clearly understood what the food Bai Ming was talking about. Suddenly, a blush appeared on her fair and flawless face.

They walked towards the bathroom while hugging and kissing.

From the entrance to the bathroom door, lace gloves, black and white maid skirt, black suspender stockings, messily fell on the floor

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bathroom.

Except for the ceiling, the floor and walls are covered with green tiles.

Solar water heaters, showers, bathtubs, and shower gel are all available.

Props that were previously useless can now be used in this era.

Although this era cannot be compared with modern society, Bai Ming still tried his best to restore the modern bathroom. Of course, the solar water heater needs to be filled manually.

If conditions permit, who doesn’t like to take a comfortable bath?

After adjusting the water temperature, Bai Ming did not turn on the shower head on the wall to let the water wash down. Instead, he sat on the edge of the bathtub, buried his face in the area without the barrier, and explored it at will.

Rita bit her red lips lightly, and with each wave of teasing, her throat let out pleasant and seductive moans from time to time, and she couldn't help but exhale hot breath.

"Bai Ming, sir~huh."

After ten minutes, water droplets sprayed down like sweet rain in early spring, raising a thin mist.

At such a temperature, the girl's skin was white and rosy all over.

The warm rain wet the girl's short gray-gold hair, dripped between her breasts, and flowed down along her smooth waist and the curve.

A tiny drop of water stayed on the girl's shoulder, swaying back and forth with the girl's regular body movements.

Just like the water on the lotus leaves, it ripples and dances gracefully in the wind.

The next day, early in the morning.

After drying her body carefully, Bai Ming carried the naked Rita back to the bedroom, gently placed her on the bed, and covered her exposed body with a thin quilt.

"Lord Bai Ming~" Rita murmured, too tired to even open her eyes.

Bai Ming stroked her hair and said, "Have a good rest."

Soon Rita's breathing became even and she fell into a deep sleep.

Bai Ming just smiled at her. No need to wash the quilt this time.

A short separation is better than a new marriage. After a night of tossing and turning, the relationship between the two has indeed warmed up a lot.

[Mood value: 230]

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After picking up the clothes scattered on the ground, Bai Ming went outside.

It was just daybreak, and the chocolates below were working diligently. He was very satisfied seeing this, and hoped that these chocolates could create more value for him.

Then Bai Ming began to prepare breakfast. Considering that Rita did not get any rest last night, he just cooked a pot of lean meat porridge.

It was noon when Rita woke up from her bed. She saw Bai Ming who had been standing by her side and the hot porridge in his hand, and her heart was filled with warmth.

She was very happy to be reunited after a brief separation.

Bai Ming spoke in a bossy tone, "Rita, in view of the value you have created for me, I have specially approved you to take a day off with pay today."

Rita narrowed her burgundy eyes and started joking with Bai Ming.

"Of course, I would do the same if you didn't approve my leave. After all, working under you, Lord Bai Ming, is both oppressive and 'exploitable'. If I don't get paid leave, I'm going to resign."

She pretended to be wronged: "Only one day? It's really chilling. Only an honest worker like me can tolerate such a black-hearted boss."

"Follow me, everyone will have a bright future. Besides, what is a black-hearted boss? Would a black-hearted boss be as considerate as me and cook porridge for you?"

Bai Ming used a spoon to scrape a layer of porridge on the surface, blew on it, and handed it to Rita's mouth.

Before you put it in your mouth, the salty aroma mixed with meat and porridge rushes into your nose, making your appetite whet.

"At least, it's worth commending for being considerate."

Rita chuckled a few times and put the porridge into her mouth.

Hmm~ delicious and fragrant, she admired in her heart that Lord Bai Ming’s cooking skills were still as good as ever.

While Bai Ming was feeding Rita porridge, he told her about his experiences over the past three months.

Rita listened quietly and found it very interesting.

There is nothing to hide, and it is not a secret. Rita is his wife, and she is not a big talker. If she encounters something sensitive, she will keep it to herself without him having to say anything.

"So there is such a story about the Red Kite Immortal. You have once again brought happiness to the people around you, Lord Bai Ming."

Feeling Rita's admiring gaze, Bai Ming, as a man, felt a little elated.

He said very modestly: "It's right, it's right, fight for all the good things in the world."

"However," Rita changed the subject, "Six out of the seven disciples of the Red Kite Immortal are female. Lord Bai Ming, are you flirting with other girls again?"

"..." Bai Ming was silent, not knowing how to answer for a moment.

Can I be called a playboy? I just want to give them a warm home.

Seeing Bai Ming's attitude, Rita instantly understood what was going on. She snorted and the smile on her face gradually became more sincere.

Things are different now. She and Bai Ming are no longer just a superior-subordinate relationship. As a wife, she has the right to even hang Bai Ming up and beat him.

"Oh, Lord Bai Ming, why are you always so philanthropic?"

"..." Bai Ming didn't say anything. Don't ask, because asking would mean he is guilty.

There's no way around it, this is the price of having a harem.

Rita held up Bai Ming's face and said, "Don't look anywhere else. Please look at me carefully, okay?"

The sweet smile on her face made people shudder. Bai Ming swallowed his saliva, put on a business-like smile, and imitated Rita's usual humble tone:

"My dear Lady Rita, what do you want?"

"Hehe~ Of course I have to punish you, the scumbag Bai Ming-sama."

Afterwards, Bai Ming was severely punished by Rita (sad)