Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

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Fu Hua: "Fifty thousand years, fifty thousand years. Do you know how I have lived these fifty thousand years? The one who got the breast sticker is not you, but me, Fu Hua."

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The wooden box fell down from the cliff and was caught by a hand in mid-air.

Looking at the wooden box in her hand, Fu Hua remained silent for a long time.

It would be fine if there were other disciples like Cang Xuan Shu, but Chao Yu, you are one of the few mature and steady ones in our sect, and you are also making trouble.

As long as it does not affect your normal life, what difference does it make if you have more or less meat on your chest? It's just a secular concept.

Alas, after all, no matter how high Kenshin's attainments are, he still belongs to the category of human beings and cannot be far away from worldly desires.

Fu Hua sighed in her heart. At the same time, she couldn't help but become curious. Is this thing really that magical? Can it make up for her congenital deficiencies?

Don't get me wrong, as an immortal she is not interested in these things, even if the negative effects of the divine sound are eliminated and her emotions as a human being are restored.

As an immortal, one of the Thirteen Heroes, and the executor of the Spark Project, she has no other desire than to defeat the Collapse, and she doesn't even think about these possible or impossible things.

If it weren't for the Cang Xuan Book, there would still be those disciples shouting: Flat plate, Taixu flat plate, Wannian flat plate.

Fu Hua simply disdained such things.

She took note of this matter, especially the Cang Xuan Book that was causing trouble under her name.

I don't need this thing at all, okay? It's really unnecessary to worry about it.

The reason why this thing is in my hands now is just an accident among accidents, a coincidence among coincidences.

"Well, well, let me see if the thing that almost caused them to fight is as magical as Bai Ming said."

Open the wooden box, and inside the box, a transparent sealed packaging bag appears in front of you.

On the back you can see two stickers inside, and on the front is an instruction manual.

【Breast enhancement nipple stickers】

[Effect: Save your breasts and increase your breast size]

[How to use: tear off the nipple cover and stick it on your breasts, wait for six hours]

[Applicable people: airports, tablet computers, open-minded girls]

[Note: Do not stick two pieces on the same side; Do not use for men, unless you are Nanliang]

The instruction manual is concise and clear, and it sounds nice. You have to know that there is no cure for the tablet problem, otherwise how could there be so many tablets in the world?

This is something that even the technology of previous civilizations could not do. It's too ridiculous to think that it can be done with a breast sticker.

Fu Hua lowered her head. There was no obstruction in her vision and she saw her feet.

"..."

However, it was the traitor's thing after all. He could even travel through time. Maybe...

Fu Hua glanced around guiltily.

Cough cough cough, she thought seriously, no, considering Bai Ming's traitorous character, this is most likely a joke.

Let me expose him. After all, it would be bad if the ingredients of this thing are similar to those of bee stings that cause swelling.

It is safer for me to come. As the saying goes, if I don’t go to hell, who will? What’s more, I am an immortal from Shenzhou.

Protect others and have no regrets.

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the other side.

Cang Xuan Zhi Shu cried and made a fuss because of the loss of the tablet killer.

"The breast stickers are gone. Are you happy now? I will never forgive you. Never."

"This is obviously your fault. If you hadn't tried to rob it, would you have fallen?"

"You can even fall down like this. Are you pretending to be a master but actually a traitor on Senior Sister's side?"

There is no doubt that Cang Xuan Zhishu, who lost and cheated and said such shamelessly, was punched by Jiang Wanxi, Jiang Wanru and Jiang Wanru, who were so angry that they punched her.

There were two more floors on top of Cang Xuanzhi's book. Cheng Lingshuang looked at it carefully and felt that it was not good-looking, so she built her own building on top of it.

Cang Xuan Zhi Shu covered his head with his hands, tears streaming down his face: "You all bully me QAQ"

Now that the things were gone, everyone naturally dispersed. However, Cang Xuan Book seemed unwilling to give up and kept searching along the cliff.

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Sunset West Mountain.

It's hot and dry in the scorching summer. Whenever the weather gets cooler, especially at night when the breeze blows, Bai Ming wants to eat some watermelon with fried snails. It's so refreshing.

In modern society, water quality is seriously polluted due to industrialization, and only snails of this era can be caught and eaten with confidence.

You can catch snails in streams and ponds, but all the watermelons are gone. They are not grown in Taixu Mountain, so Bai Ming usually buys them at the foot of the mountain. Bai Ming doesn't want to spoil his taste buds.

"Do you want to go down the mountain? I'll go with you." Lin Chaoyu said.

Since the first time, the relationship has become closer and closer, even to the point where they are inseparable all day long.

In the past, she still had to take care of children, but now those little fairies have grown up into little adults and can handle both their practice and their lives on their own, so Lin Chaoyu no longer has to worry about them.

The two held hands and walked down the mountain together.

At the foot of the mountain, he encountered Cang Xuan Shu who was looking for something.

As she searched, she muttered:

"There is no river nearby. According to the force the box was subjected to at the time, it could only have fallen here. How could there be no river nearby? How could there be no river nearby?"

Seeing her so persistent, Lin Chaoyu couldn't help but sigh and stepped forward to comfort her:

"Okay, stop looking, let's go eat together."

This is the only chance for Chi Yuan's ten thousand year old plate to develop again, so how could Cang Xuan Book let it go?

I have waited a thousand years, and I have no regrets~?

However, after Lin Chaoyu's persuasion, and the temptation of the golden cake made by Bai Ming himself, he finally gave up.

"Chi Yuan, I'm sorry." Cang Xuan Zhishu gnawed the pastry in his hand, feeling very sad.

Maybe this is fate, Bai Ming thought, the tablet has become a meme among the immortals.

This may involve the underlying laws of the world of Honkai Impact 3 and the will of the world, so even if there is this item, it will not reach her hands for various reasons.

Poor Shangxian, he is set to be the same size as Kiana, but in reality he is flat.

Isn’t this just as false and empty as the setting of the yellow-haired character in a certain two-character game?

Huangmao’s setting: You finally ascend to the throne of God, reality: King of sleepiness, camera.

Fairy setting: As big as Kiana, actual: The beginning of the prosperous era of peace

I bought a few melons from a melon farmer at the foot of the mountain, and then went to the market. Since I was already here, I might as well bring some things back.

When it gets completely dark and the normal shops close, the night market begins.

Immortals live at the foot of the mountain, and the town is as prosperous as a big city.

Looking at the people in ancient costumes walking on the street, Cang Xuanzhishu widened her eyes. The reality seemed inconsistent with what she had imagined, and she immediately fell into confusion.

Even with the appearance of batteries that can run out of power, why do we feel like we are still stuck in the ancient times? There is almost no change between before going to bed and after waking up?

Clothing changes with the times. According to the installed clothing design program, it is impossible for human clothing to remain the same in modern times.

This smell is not only reflected in the clothes, but also in the buildings, stalls, hairstyles, and most importantly, everyone here is using lanterns. There is not a single light bulb in any store, and not even a telephone pole can be seen.

What about the technology that has developed with the progress of civilization? No, no, none.

What on earth is going on?

At first, Cang Xuan Zhishu thought Fu Hua was nostalgic, so he made his disciples dress in ancient costumes.

But now it seems that the truth is not so.