Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

Hearing someone shouting outside, Bai Ming walked out of the tree house.

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When he saw the scene, he understood what was going on.

"..." Bai Ming fell silent, "Uh... How should I put it, Chao Yu, Su Mei, you don't need it anymore, right?

Lin Chaoyu and Su Mei were silent and turned their eyes away guiltily.

"As a senior sister, you should take care of your junior sister."

Bai Ming knew what they were thinking, but he still said so.

If you don’t need it anymore, don’t hold it in your hand. After all, this opportunity is hard to come by, so don’t waste it if you keep it.

How many shots has Bai Ming drawn now? At least 2,000, right? But he still hasn't seen the second item that can improve his "qualifications".

Pingban also wants to have spring, just like all boys hope to be like the emperor's uncle and have an invincible second brother.

Finally, Bai Ming looked at the Book of Cang Xuan.

Cang Xuan Zhishu thought for a moment. First of all, due to some past reasons, she didn't want to bow to Bai Ming.

Secondly, even if he bowed his head, it probably wouldn't be of any use considering the current situation and his annoying personality.

There is no other way, I can only use that trick.

Although I will be beaten up on the head after being discovered by that stupid guy, my master asked me to take good care of her.

There’s no way, there’s no way, life is not easy, Cang Xuan Shu sighed.

So, she waved her hand and said loudly: "I originally wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but I didn't expect to be despised and accused in return.

I won't pretend anymore. Actually, I'm here to get it on behalf of your master, the Immortal Chi Yuan. Just tell me whether you want to give it to me or not, okay?"

What the master wants? Several people looked at each other.

Although giving the Book of Cang Xuan can indirectly give it to the Immortal, Bai Ming has bad teeth after all and cannot eat hard food. Anyway, he should listen to everyone's ideas.

Jiang Wanxi was very suspicious: "You don't want to bring up the real person's name, do you?"

Jiang Wanru: "Master is an immortal. Would he care about his figure and worldly gazes? I think it's impossible. I can't imagine it at all."

Cheng Lingshuang thought it was natural: "After all, Master is a ten-thousand-year-old tablet, so I can understand why he wants it."

Su Mei: "It's true that the puppet is useless, but it makes sense to give it to the master. I agree."

It is better to give it to the master who poses no threat than to these little goblins, so Lin Chaoyu nodded, indicating that he also agreed to give it to the master.

"Life is short for us mortals, we can get through it with a little bit of grit. Master has suffered for so many years, so I'll just give it to her."

"No, no, you shameless guys are not qualified to participate in the discussion at all." Jiang Wanxi said loudly.

Jiang Wanru: "Indeed."

Cheng Lingshuang: "From a universal point of view, this is true. But we also have to consider our master."

"Please, I'll do anything. I'll do anything."

Cang Xuan Zhishu clasped his hands together and looked at Jiang Wanxi, Jiang Wanru and Cheng Lingshuang with tears in his eyes.

Give it to her, give it to her, give it to her, a voice shouted in their hearts.

The cute and adorable expression almost made the three of them bleed. Fortunately, they had a firm faith and did not fall into the temptation.

Cangxuan Book: "Is it not possible?"

Jiang Wanxi was somewhat moved: "For Master's sake, I will give you a fair chance to compete."

Jiang Wanru, Cheng Lingshuang: "No problem."

Anyway, none of the three thought that this little guy could win.

…………

Buzz buzz~buzz buzz~

Bai Ming was annoyed when he heard this. Why were there suddenly so many mosquitoes?

Suddenly he came up with an idea and helped the others come up with a way to compete fairly - catching mosquitoes.

A living one is worth three points, a dead one is worth two points, and one that is missing an limb or is flat is worth one point.

Within a stick of incense, whoever gets the highest score will get the breast sticker.

A few people thought it was fair and agreed.

Cang Xuan Zhishu laughed secretly in his heart: This is my strong point, otherwise where do you think those more than 900 mosquitoes came from?

Bai Ming announced the start, Jiang Wanxi, Jiang Wanru and Cang Xuanzhishu began to show their magical powers, they all fought for the magic weapon.

Jiang Wanxi brought a basin of water and used the Taixu sword energy to fan the mosquitoes into the water.

Jiang Wanru got a few banana leaves, smeared them with sticky tree sap, and spun them around her like Arthur using his second skill, sticking to all the mosquitoes it touched.

The Cang Xuan Book directly used technology. She mixed a cup of potion on the spot that had a strange smell similar to sweat, and a mosquito sound came out of her mouth.

Those mosquitoes were like possessed and were drilling into the glass bottle.

But Cheng Lingshuang did nothing, Bai Ming asked: "Lingshuang, what's wrong?"

She killed a mosquito casually, handed it to him and said, "Brother, I won."

Before Bai Ming could react, Cheng Lingshuang used the divine sword and directly used a move, Taixu Form·Open Sword-Random Thunder!

The sword energy spread out in all directions with her as the center.

Although it is a large-scale AOE, she controlled the power, just like an electric mosquito swatter. People will feel pain for a few times when touched, but the fragile mosquitoes will not be spared.

Pah, pah, pah. The smell of burning mosquitoes filled the air.

As far as the eye could see, apart from the dead mosquito in Bai Ming's hand, there were also corpses. All the others, including Jiang Wanxi, Jiang Wanru, and the mosquitoes caught by Cang Xuanshu, were all turned into powder in an instant, with no trace of their bodies.

Cang Xuan Shu's mind froze as he looked at the empty glass bottle.

Where are my mosquitoes? Where have all my buzzing mosquitoes gone?

"Cheating, cheating!"

Facing the doubts of the three people, Cheng Lingshuang didn't care:

"I won. You guys are not going to deny your victory, are you? The rules don't say you can't do this. If you want to blame someone, just blame yourself for being stupid and not thinking of it."

Jiang Wanxi, Jiang Wanru: QAQ

"Cheating, that's cheating."

The Cang Xuan Book rolled around on the scroll, crying and making a fuss in anxiety.

Damn it, I must make sure that blockhead gets rid of the label of being a tablet forever.

This thought filled her with determination.

In this case, she, Cang Xuan Zhi Shu, no longer pretended to be a gentleman and directly turned on the maximum flight power.

While no one was paying attention, he took the wooden box away at an extremely fast speed, like a biker gang, and sped away, shrinking rapidly in everyone's sight.

"The Cangxuan Book?!"

Jiang Wanxi, Jiang Wanru and Cheng Lingshuang hurriedly chased after them on their swords.

…………

After a thrilling chase in the air, the wooden box accidentally slipped out of his hand, fell off the cliff, and disappeared into the mist in just a blink of an eye. Even if he rushed down, he would not be able to find it because of the obstruction of vision.

“No——!!!” Cang Xuan Zhishu lay on the edge of the cliff, reaching his hand down, letting out a heart-wrenching cry.

Jiang Wanxi, Jiang Wanru: QAQ

Although Cheng Lingshuang felt pity, she did not overreact.

She didn't care much about the tablet.

…………

The wooden box fell down from the cliff and was caught by a hand in mid-air.