Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

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Su Mei: "Why is the island flying?"

Birds: "Because they must fly to the sky. When the doomsday meteorite falls in the Cretaceous period, only free birds can escape their doom."

Su Mei: "Wrong, I said 'island' not 'bird'. Why can the island fly? The correct answer is: The island exploded, the crow exploded~"

Raven: "Ah? You ****"

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"Birds can't talk. It seems I've really been poisoned."

Su Mei rubbed her forehead as if she was troubled.

"What are you talking about? How can mushrooms be poisonous? You must not have cooked them well." The bird on the treetop yelled at her.

"You're right, you must not have cooked it thoroughly, otherwise how could I have screamed." The mushrooms in the bowl also echoed loudly.

After hearing this, Su Mei started to think for the first time. It made sense. If the mushrooms were thoroughly cooked, how would they have a chance to speak?

No, that's not right, there's a problem, she shook her head vigorously.

Mushrooms cannot speak whether they are raw or cooked, but just for a moment, I actually agreed with what they said. It's over, I have been poisoned too much.

Drink a glass of good juice to detoxify.

Su Mei swallowed a mouthful of juice, the sweet and refreshing taste made her let out a happy sound. In an instant, the birds on the treetops and the mushrooms in the bowl all shut their mouths.

"Huh~" Su Mei exhaled and praised. "Brother, your juice is not only delicious, but also can detoxify. It's amazing."

"If you like, take a few more bottles back. I have plenty."

"Thank you, Senior Brother. However, I still think that the juice that has been heated by your palms will taste better, so I won't take it for now. I'll ask for it when I want to drink it."

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After eating a few bites, Su Mei didn't even want to eat the hot pot. She made up an excuse, grabbed a handful of grilled gluten, and took the grilled meat back, leaving space for Bai Ming and Lin Chaoyu.

Before leaving, she gave the two of them a look, but neither of them understood what she meant.

The two people who were left behind sat facing each other across the campfire, feeling a little awkward, even though both knew that it was Su Mei's trick.

Quiet, quiet, with only the sounds of insects, frogs, and the crackling of burning firewood.

What about the method we agreed to use to make peace with Junior Sister Chaoyu? Su Mei, why don't you tell me?

After a long silence, Bai Ming finally spoke up to break the silence, enduring the embarrassment and apologizing to Lin Chaoyu.

Lin Chaoyu did not answer, but raised her head and looked at him.

He is handsome, really handsome. The more I look at him, the more elegant he is. All the so-called handsome and romantic men I met when I was traveling around the world are not as good as him, but only one tenth of him is as good as Senior Brother Bai Ming.

She stared at Bai Ming's face and began to admire it, as if she couldn't move away and was nailed there.

Then he thought of Wangshan's unparalleled sword, which could actually fight on equal terms with his master, and was second only to his master.

Perhaps Su Mei was right, there is no man in the world who can compare to Senior Brother Bai Ming.

To take a step back, if you have met someone who is better than you, when you meet other people in the future, you will subconsciously compare them with them. Will you still be able to look down on them?

Indeed, it is not impossible to marry Senior Brother Bai Ming, Lin Chaoyu thought.

"Junior Sister Chaoyu, Junior Sister Chaoyu?"

Bai Ming called out to him many times before Lin Chaoyu came back to his senses.

"Ahem, okay, I forgive you and I'm not mad at you, but since that has happened, you have to take responsibility no matter what."

"Responsible? Okay."

As soon as he finished speaking, Bai Ming immediately felt something was wrong.

The word used was not compensation but responsibility. In addition, women in ancient times attached great importance to chastity, and seeing their bodies naked was a big deal for them.

Doesn't that mean? In order to verify his guess, Bai Ming asked tentatively:

"Ahem, by responsible you mean... marrying you, right?"

Ah! As if startled, Lin Chaoyu's whole body trembled, her eyes turned away, looking elsewhere, the flickering firelight reflected on her face like a shy blush.

"That's... well, that's what I mean. Don't be so blunt."

Bai Ming: “…”

The scene fell into a long silence again.

Bai Ming didn't expect that things would turn out like this. He could just pick up a wife for free so easily?

If you ask me whether I want it or not, then of course I do.

My idol is the Immortal Lord of Great Love, so it’s normal for my personal love to be broader, right?

Bai Ming stood up and changed his seat to sit next to Lin Chaoyu, not too far away but not too close, just a suitable distance. Then he slowly moved his hand along the crossbar until it touched the slightly cool tender hand.

I could feel that at the moment of touch, the tender little finger and ring finger moved noticeably, but soon calmed down, just like a little white rabbit that was suddenly frightened and then calmed down.

Night fell completely, the last ray of sunlight disappeared from the horizon, and the pretty face, as delicate as a porcelain doll, was finally completely occupied by the light of the burning flames, which turned red and red, just like the fiery clouds that painted the sky at sunset, one wave after another.

Isn’t this too innocent?

In the end, Bai Ming completely grasped the jade hand. It was soft, elastic, slightly cool, tender and smooth, as if it would slip out of his hand if he was not careful, yet it made people unable to help but rub and caress it back and forth.

If Kira Yoshikage was here, he would be BOKI just by feeling the touch, without even having to look.

Of course Bai Ming stopped here and didn't go any further.

Judging from Lin Chaoyu's current condition, such intimate contact is already the limit. If it continues, he will most likely run away.

Eat your food one bite at a time, walk one step at a time, and it's nice to hold hands now.

For Lin Chaoyu now, holding hands is the bottom line and an extremely intimate behavior. However, after the first time, the bottom line will become lower and lower in the future, and the unlocking of more intimate behaviors is just around the corner.

"I will marry you, if you will."

Lin Chaoyu lowered his head, his face flushed, and he didn't dare to speak. "... Yeah."

The moon was high in the sky, and the sky was full of stars. I don't know how much time had passed.

"Um...can you let me go?"

"Ah."

As soon as he let go of his hand, Lin Chaoyu ran away in panic like a little white rabbit escaping from an eagle's clutches.

But after walking a few steps, he stopped again.

"I've remembered what you said tonight, and you must not forget it."

"it is good."

Hearing Bai Ming's answer, Lin Chaoyu immediately ran forward and soon disappeared into the night. Only a rustling sound was heard.

Bai Ming raised his hand and savored the touch just now. Well, it was very soft and comfortable. It was really good and he couldn't let it go.

He looked up towards the top of the mountain and said, "My lord, please leave this traitor of yours to me. Don't worry, I will make her reform herself."

[Emotional value: 850]

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