Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

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"Brother Bai Ming, please be gentle."

"Stop talking nonsense, Taixu, Shenyun——"

Su Mei was severely taught a lesson (sad)

I clearly gave you my wife, why? QAQ

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The original three-hour sparring session was dragged by Bai Ming until six o'clock in the afternoon.

In the afternoon, after a day of practice.

The peach blossom forest is more like a peach blossom seedling forest than a peach blossom forest. The peach seedlings here were planted not long ago.

There is no sign of flowering or fruiting yet, and at least it is impossible to expect them to produce peaches this year.

Su Mei brought Bai Ming here for a date, but in fact she just wanted him to help take care of the saplings.

Peach blossom saplings stretch all the way across the mountains.

Then Lin Chaoyu was there too, emm...it was a bit awkward, but it doesn’t matter, as long as I’m not embarrassed, it’s others who will be embarrassed.

Lin Chaoyu was the same. Although she knew that it was Su Mei who did it, she immediately looked away once her eyes met Bai Ming's.

Su Mei felt very uncomfortable with the two men's attitude. She tried her best to control herself and dared not laugh out loud, for fear that the two men would join hands to beat her up.

"We have to water these trees, fertilize them, weed them, and drive away insects. If there are dead seedlings, we have to pick them up and plant new ones."

"You are using me as a laborer, can't you just let it grow wild?"

"How long do you have to wait for it to bloom? Besides, wild peaches are sour and astringent without fertilizer, so no one would like to eat them, right?

I took you to travel around the world and visit brothels, and you also gave me special treatment and satisfied some of my willful requests.

Isn't our friendship good enough for you to help plant trees?"

"The first three sentences are there, but the last sentence... my goodness, the number of non-existent memories has increased. However, since you are so good at it, I will help you a little."

"I know that Senior Brother is the best, hehe."

There are skills to communicating feelings. Although Bai Ming has some grudges against Su Mei because of the immortal matter, even he cannot deny that through their interactions, the relationship between him and Su Mei has become very close.

It’s like when new classmates are divided into classes at the beginning of the school year. They hit it off at first sight and their relationship improves very quickly.

As for Lin Chaoyu, they were just acquaintances until now. Of course, because of what happened last night, things had developed in a slightly ambiguous direction.

Not to mention Jiang Wanxi, Jiang Wanru and Cheng Lingshuang, these kids are just like everyone else.

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With so many peach trees, it took a lot of time to drive out insects and weeds, even for Bai Ming, who could control the Honkai energy with an accuracy of S, plus Su Mei and Lin Chaoyu.

An hour later, the three of them sat on the grass in the shade of the trees to rest, watching the sun gradually set.

"Why do you plant so many peach trees?" Bai Ming asked.

"Because I like eating peaches." Su Mei replied.

"Is it that simple?" Bai Ming didn't believe it. Instead of going through all the trouble, he might as well buy a few kilograms.

Don't be fooled by TV dramas where people often spend hundreds of taels of silver to buy something. In fact, ordinary people used copper coins. One tael of silver was half a month's or a month's income. A peach that cost one tael of silver could leave a person with psychological trauma.

But after all, were peaches delicious in ancient times? I heard that modern peaches were domesticated by our ancestors from generation to generation.

"To be precise, I want to eat so many peaches that I want to vomit. Most peaches are astringent, and those unscrupulous merchants sell them before they are ripe. It is really difficult to eat the best peaches." Su Mei sighed.

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The reason she did this was actually because of Lin Chaoyu.

Lin Chaoyu is a nostalgic person, and Su Mei has already understood this during their daily interactions.

During the break, Lin Chaoyu talked about his memories before coming to Taixu Mountain and serving the Red Kite Immortal:

The mountains are full of peach trees, with falling cherry blossoms everywhere. When the wind blows, the whole world is captivated by them. It is so beautiful and flawless, but it is a pity that we can never see it again.

The speaker may not mean it, but the listener may take it seriously. Lin Chaoyu just expressed his nostalgia, but Su Mei took note of it.

It won’t take long anyway, 3 years at the latest.

She looked at these promising saplings and imagined what Lin Chaoyu's expression and reaction would be when the fields were covered with flowers in the future.

Of course Su Mei would not let anyone know that she was not an emotional person and was even much colder than most people.

"Okay, the sun is about to set, Senior Brother, hurry up and prepare some special meals for us."

This place is actually fifteen minutes longer than the previous place. Of course, this is only for ordinary people. For people with good light skills, it is just a matter of jumping a few more times.

At least you don't have to worry about some people smelling the food and coming over when you cook for yourself.

With a crackling sound, a bonfire was lit. The fat fish in the stream disappeared in a flash. A thin bamboo stick was inserted from the mouth to the tail. The fish's eyes turned white and emitted a strange light. It lived together with the roasted gluten next to it.

Next to it is a shabu-shabu hot pot, with red on the left and white on the right, and plates of ingredients placed next to it.

Fried tofu, fatty beef, beef tripe, lettuce, spinach, and green onion...

"Hotpot, right? Senior Sister Chaoyu gave us some before. Um, but, Senior Brother, are you edible for that plate of mushrooms? There's a song that goes like this.

Red umbrellas and white poles, after eating, lie down together, lie down and bury the mountain, friends and relatives come to eat, there are red umbrellas in the meal, after eating, the whole village will bury the mountain, next year it will be full of red umbrellas~?"

Bai Ming took a look at the red umbrellas and white stems on the plate. To be honest, he had wanted to try them for a long time. He heard that these poisonous mushrooms were extremely delicious.

I would be sorry for the skills I have learned with so much difficulty if I don't try it, right? Autonomous control system.

【Autonomous Control System】: You know what I mean.

"Brother, I am immune to all poisons. If you are not afraid, you can try it. I have something to detoxify you."

When Lin Chaoyu saw Bai Ming carrying out a box of good juice, she was shocked.

This, this is the magic juice that my senior gave me to drink last time. Is there so much of it?!

She thought it was very precious, so she sealed the leftovers in a gourd.

Noticing Lin Chaoyu's look, Bai Ming said gently, "Do you like it?"

"Hmm...hmm."

The sudden conversation made Lin Chaoyu a little panicked. She hardly spoke from beginning to end because she was still feeling upset.

After all, she was only 15 years old, had always been serving the Red Kite Immortal, and was a pure girl who had little contact with the opposite sex.

"If you like it, take some more back. This thing is not precious to me. Look carefully, this is how it is opened. Hold the pull ring and then pull it."

Poof—the jar opened.

Lin Chaoyu took the good juice handed to her by Bai Ming, hesitated for a few seconds, then took a sip, one sip after another, and gradually began to enjoy it.

Because of its smell and power, although it is not as powerful as the strange poisons in the martial arts world, this thing can make you lose track of how to use your internal strength and true energy, especially if you eat it unknowingly, so mushroom poisoning is still quite troublesome.

Unlike Lin Chaoyu, Su Mei is more concerned about the effects of good juice.

She had originally wanted to get some food and run away, leaving some space for the two, but now she was really curious.

"Brother, can this thing really cure the poison of mushrooms? Please don't harm me, your junior sister."

"Believe me."

"Okay, then I will sacrifice my life to accompany you, sir."

Five minutes after eating the mushrooms.

A bird landed on the treetop: "Is it delicious?"

Su Mei: "Ah~ This mushroom is really delicious."

Bird: "In that case, send it to Yunchang quickly, don't let it get cold on the way."

The next moment, Su Mei was so smart that she reacted immediately.

"Wait...birds can talk. Birds talk?"