The Regent's Concubine is Crazy

The owner of the teahouse said: "You can't go in, it stinks. Please get out quickly, or you can drive away my customers."

Jun Wanting's face turned red with anger, and the palace maid beside her yelled: "Get out, this is the fifth princess of the Dongyue Dynasty, hurry up and get someone to fetch some water, the princess needs to wash up."

The shopkeeper could only look aggrieved and asked the waiter to prepare hot water.

After Jun Wanting came in, the customers who were drinking tea in the teahouse covered their mouths and noses, looked at Jun Wanting with strange eyes, and some even started to retch.

Jun Wanting was a princess, but when had she ever collapsed and yelled, "Get out, all of you, get out!" After Jun Wanting yelled, she felt it again, and she held it in tightly, but she still farted "puff, puff, puff", and there was another pool of yellow liquid on the ground.

The people in the teahouse ran away one by one in an instant, and they were all gone.

The shopkeeper covered his mouth and nose, his heart aching and bleeding. He looked at the yellow liquid on the ground, turning his head away, feeling very nauseous and wanting to vomit.

The palace maid quickly helped Jun Wanting to a private room on the second floor and asked the waiter to bring hot water.

The shopkeeper saw people going upstairs and quickly asked the waiter to clean up the floor.

Jun Wanting covered her face and cried and cried, crying so heartbrokenly.

An hour later, Jun Wanting finally packed up, and Princess Ya'an and Ruan Feiyin walked in. They asked with concern: "Fifth Princess, are you okay?"

Jun Wanting's eyes were red from crying, and she didn't look at them, "Humph! You guys dislike this princess too, don't you?"

"Don't dare," they said in unison.

Ruan Feiyin asked worriedly, "Fifth Princess, did you eat something unclean? Do you want to ask a doctor to take a look?"

"No need, Princess, I need to return to the palace immediately." After saying that, she stood up. As soon as she stood up, her body went limp and she sat down. The two palace maids hurriedly supported her on either side.

Shangguan Ziling was lying on the rattan chair in Jiangziyuan leisurely, "Haha, Master, this fifth princess is so miserable, what kind of medicine is this?"

"It's an enhanced version of laxative. I had nothing to do before, so I refined it and put it in the space. It seems that I should get more medicinal materials next time and refine some medicine to keep it, just in case."

"Well, make more of this kind of medicine. Whoever messes with the master will be punished."

"Alas! I just wanted to be a parasite in this life, eating, drinking and having fun, but I didn't expect that things would not go as I wished. I didn't bother others, but others wanted to bother me. In this case, I will just have fun with them!"

"Haha, Master, this enhanced version of your laxative is really amazing!"

"Of course. Everything I produce must be top quality. Besides, after that damn princess returned to the palace, the imperial physician couldn't find out what the cause was."

"Great, my master."

"Miss, what are you laughing at?"

"No, nothing. When did you come back?"

Chunxiao said: "After the Regent took the eldest lady away, we were sent back."

Xia Yu gossiped: "Miss, I just heard from the people in the front yard that the fifth princess farted and pooped in the street. The fart was very loud and smelled very bad."

"Oh"

"Aren't you curious, Miss?"

"What is there for me to be curious about? I just came back, so of course I heard about it."

"I see".

"Purple Spirit"

"Brother, you're back? Where's Youyou?"

Shangguan Zirun glanced at Chunxiao and Xia Yu and said, "You go down."

"Yes"

Shangguan Zirun's eyes were complicated as she asked, "Zi Ling, what is the relationship between you and the Regent?"

"Why do you ask that, brother?"

"The Regent is aloof and indifferent to people and not interested in women, but he seems different towards you."

"He said he wanted me to be his princess."

Shangguan Zirun's face changed, and he asked in a deep voice: "What do you think?"

"I think he's a good guy, he's handsome and powerful."

"Sister, don't you like His Royal Highness the Crown Prince? When did you become so familiar with the Regent?"

Shangguan Ziling pulled Shangguan Zirun to sit down and said, "Brother, I have thought it through. I don't like His Royal Highness the Crown Prince anymore."

Shangguan Zirun said earnestly: "Sister, do you know that the emperor is very afraid of the regent and will not agree to this marriage? Father is the head of the civil officials, and the regent is in charge of 200,000 Mohist troops. How can the emperor allow you to get married?"

Shangguan Ziling didn't care and said: "That's his business, I believe he can solve it."

Shangguan Zirun frowned and continued, "The Prince Regent went to the battlefield at the age of fourteen. He was decisive and cold-hearted. How could he truly fall in love with a woman?"

"Brother, when you say that, does that mean he is close to me because his father is the prime minister?"

Shangguan Zirun remained silent.

Shangguan Ziling continued: "Brother, he won't do that. He has his pride and will not marry me because of my status. Besides, my status is not worthy of him as the regent."

"I'm just worried about you..."

Shangguan Ziling said confidently: "Don't worry, brother. He can't bully me. Besides, I'm still young and want to spend more time with you. I won't marry him so soon. I haven't agreed to him yet."

Shangguan Zirun was shocked when he heard this, then he relaxed and said: "Sister, as long as you like it, brother always just wants you to be happy. I didn't agree with you liking the prince before because the prince is the heir to the throne and will have many women. Your personality is not suitable for entering the palace and you will suffer."

"Brother, I know. I was ignorant before, but now I understand everything. By the way, how are you and Youyou?"

"Well, okay, brother has something to do, so I'll leave first."

"elder brother?"

Shangguan Zirun turned around, looked at her strangely and said, "An hour ago, on the street, what happened to the fifth princess? Did it have anything to do with you?"

Shangguan Ziling spread her hands innocently and said, "It's none of my business. So many people on the street saw it. The Fifth Princess suddenly farted and pooped. What does it have to do with me?"

"Ahem, you're a girl, don't be so rude."

Shangguan Ziling blinked and said innocently: "If not farting and shitting, what else can we talk about? Brother, didn't you ask me?"

"Master, you are really good at pretending..."

"What do you know, little fat boy? I have to behave well in front of my brother..."

"Well, if you meet the Fifth Princess next time, stay away from her and don't get into conflict with her."

"How did my brother know that I had a conflict with the Fifth Princess?"

Shangguan Zirun glanced at her and said, "I happened to see that scene when I was sending Youyou back home."

"Wow, brother, I was bullied and you didn't come out to help me. Humph! And you come back to question me." Shangguan Ziling turned her back and pretended to vent her anger.

"Master, you are really good at pretending..."

"No, when I was about to come out, the fifth princess became like that, so I couldn't come out anymore, so I sent Youyou back first."

Shangguan Zirun looked at Shangguan Ziling's back, thinking that she was really angry, and said: "Sister, really, I only thought that you were okay, so I..."

Shangguan Ziling suddenly turned around and said with a smile: "Brother, I'm not angry anymore"!