The Regent's Concubine is Crazy

Mo Shaoxie said with a smile: "Ling'er, take a rest, I will go to deal with things."

After Mo Shaoxie finished speaking, he turned and left.

Shangguan Ziling only breathed a sigh of relief after watching Mo Shaoxie leave.

Shangguan Ziling climbed up and came to Princess Xianjing according to her memory of last time. When the maid saw Shangguan Ziling coming, she hurried into the house to report.

"Princess, Miss Shangguan is here."

Mo Wenjing was delighted when he heard this and said, "Please invite Zi Ling in."

"Yes"

After a while, Shangguan Ziling walked in and bowed.

Mo Wenjing smiled and said: "Sister Ziling, I've already told you, no need to be so polite."

"Sister Jing, you look much better today."

Mo Wenjing smiled bitterly and said, "That's all thanks to my sister. I was wrong before. Now looking at Xiangxiang, I can't bear to..."

"Sister Jing, I'm glad you think so. Shangguan Ziling picked up Xiangxiang, teased him and said, "Xiangxiang is so cute. He will definitely be very handsome when he grows up."

Mo Wenjing covered her mouth and smiled, saying: "He is still so young, how can he tell?"

"Sister Jing, look at these round eyes, they look so energetic, and these eyebrows, and this face, wow, I wonder how many beauties she will charm when she grows up."

Mo Wenjing had a dazed look in her eyes. When Shangguan Ziling saw this, she knew that Sister Jing was thinking about her husband again, so she quickly took Xiangxiang over to distract her.

Shangguan Ziling stayed for a while, but seeing that it was getting late, she said goodbye and left.

As soon as he left the Regent's Palace, Shangguan Ziling breathed a sigh of relief.

A guard from the Regent's Palace said very respectfully: "My master has something to deal with now and cannot leave. He asked his subordinate to escort Miss Shangguan back home. Please get in the carriage, Miss Shangguan."

Shangguan Ziling waved her hand and said, "No need, I'll go for a walk by myself." Then she left.

The guard watched Shangguan Ziling leaving and hurried in to report.

"Alas! Master, even I can see that Princess Delicate is just forcing a smile, how could you not see that?"

"Little Fatty, I know that when the person you love the most passes away, it's impossible to just let it go. All you can do is let time slowly dilute everything."

The guard reported outside the study: "Master, Miss Shangguan has just left the palace. Miss Shangguan said she wanted to take a walk on her own and did not take a carriage."

"I understand, your Majesty. Please step back."

"Yes"

Shangguan Ziling felt very comfortable walking on this ancient street. The shouts from the surrounding stalls and the people coming and going were a kind of worldly atmosphere that she had never enjoyed in her previous life.

Suddenly, Shangguan Ziling looked at the people in front of her walking towards her and frowned. They seemed to be coming with bad intentions!

As soon as she thought of this, Jun Wanting rushed straight towards her. Shangguan Ziling dodged sideways. Jun Wanting tilted and almost fell to the ground. She was supported by Princess Ya'an behind her.

Jun Wanting looked at Shangguan Ziling and said angrily: "Shangguan Ziling, how dare you bump into this princess?"

"Master, this princess is so annoying!"

"Who said it wasn't? It's just a few annoying people bumping into each other."

"Master, teach her a lesson. Ha, this Princess Ya'an looks like she wants to eat you up. She really wasn't taught a lesson enough last time!"

"Your humble servant greets the fifth princess, Princess Ya'an."

Princess Ya'an snorted coldly and said: "Shangguan Ziling, your ceremony is too perfunctory."

"Oh? Why don't Princess Ya'an show you how to perform a proper etiquette?"

Princess Ya'an glared at Shangguan Ziling and said, "Shangguan Ziling, you are so bold that you bumped into the Fifth Princess and dared to change the subject?"

Jun Wanting said arrogantly: "Shangguan Ziling, you bumped into me, why don't you kowtow and beg for mercy?"

"Wow, master, this princess is obviously looking for trouble, she's here to scam me."

Shangguan Ziling narrowed her eyes and said calmly, "Fifth Princess, I didn't even touch you with the corner of my clothes just now. How can you say that I bumped into you?"

Jun Wanting said unruly and willful: "It's you. If it weren't for you, would this princess have almost fallen down?"

"Isn't the Fifth Princess fine? How could she have fallen?"

Jun Wanting pointed at Shangguan Ziling and said, "If Ya'an hadn't held me up, I would have fallen. You frightened me, shouldn't you kowtow and apologize?"

"Master, a man can tolerate this, but even my spirit cannot tolerate this. Let's get her."

"Little Fatty is right. A gentleman can tolerate it, but I can't tolerate it."

The little fat boy's eyes lit up. The master was going to do something, and there would be a good show to watch.

Ruan Feiyin said gently: "Miss Shangguan, you'd better quickly apologize to the Fifth Princess. I believe the Fifth Princess will be magnanimous."

Shangguan Ziling lowered her head and quietly sprinkled the powder in her hand on Jun Wanting who was sitting opposite her.

Jun Wanting snorted and said, "Shangguan Ziling, don't think that I will let you go just because you don't speak. Why don't you kowtow and beg for mercy?"

In the distance, many people were discussing quietly.

As soon as Jun Wanting finished speaking, suddenly, there were several loud farts, "Puff, puff, puff". They were so loud.

Then there was an overwhelming stench, and Jun Wanting was stunned.

Shangguan Ziling covered her mouth and nose instantly and took a few steps back.

Princess Ya'an frowned, covered her mouth and nose with a handkerchief, and said loudly: "It stinks."

Ruan Feiyin also covered her mouth and nose, looking at Jun Wanting in disbelief.

There were a few more "puff, puff, puff" sounds, and a yellow liquid appeared under Jun Wanting's body.

"Ah...ah...ah" Jun Wanting fell to the ground, still farting non-stop, it was so deafening.

Shangguan Ziling shouted: "Fifth Princess, what are you doing? How can you go to the toilet on the street? It stinks so bad."

The people around covered their mouths and noses, talked about it, and some even laughed.

"Oh, she's the fifth princess, how embarrassing."

"How can a royal princess urinate and defecate at will? Tsk, tsk, tsk, it stinks!"

"How shameless!"

"Oh, who said it wasn't true? You must be crazy. No normal person would urinate or defecate on the street."

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Princess Ya'an and Ruan Feiyin also unconsciously stepped back, away from Jun Wanting.

There was more and more yellow liquid on the ground, and Jun Wanting felt that she couldn't control herself and kept defecating.

Jun Wanting sat on the ground, listening to the discussions of the people around her. She was very ashamed and angry, and cried out: "Shut up, shut up, all of you, get out of here, you troublemakers."

Shangguan Ziling sneered: "The Fifth Princess is so arrogant, but the Fifth Princess is so arrogant that she can urinate and defecate freely on the street. She is really not an ordinary person!"

"Shangguan Ziling, shut up, shut up. If you say one more word, I will kill you."

"In that case, I will take my leave and not disturb the Fifth Princess while she is using the toilet!"

Shangguan Ziling said this and turned to leave.

"Ah... Are you dead? Why don't you help me find a place to wash up."

She had asked her mother for permission to leave the palace today to go shopping with Princess Ya'an and Ruan Feiyin. If she went back dressed like this, her mother would scold her to death, and she would also faint from the stink of herself. She just wanted to take a quick bath and wash up.

The two palace maids gritted their teeth, went over to help Jun Wanting up, and then went into the teahouse nearby.