The crazy little ancestor of Master Lu is so stupid

"Master, I came here to donate some money to the temple, and to ask about the spirit tablet..."

In order not to delay the master from teaching his disciple, Lan Qing stated his purpose directly.

"Don't worry about the memorial tablet. I will make arrangements for it. As for the incense money... just wait a moment!"

Master Zhidian stood up and walked to his bedroom in small steps. After a while, he returned with a small sign.

"Donor Lan, this code supports Green Bubble and Blue Branch, please scan the code!"

Lan Qing seemed to have gotten used to it and took out his mobile phone to scan the code.

After a moment, the sound of money being put into a pocket was heard from the mobile phone on the tea table, followed by a voice report: Lan Zhizhi has received a total of 5 million yuan!

Hearing the voice, Master Zhidian's worried expression disappeared and he said with a smile, "Thank you for the money, Mr. Lan. As for the tablet, I will have his name engraved on it so that it can be worshipped by the temple!"

"why?"

Lan Qing didn't understand and asked in surprise.

She came here originally to ask Master Lu Xun whether he was Lu Yanqing. If it was confirmed that it was the token, it should be removed. Unexpectedly, the master not only did not say to remove it, but instead wanted to write the name that had not been written on it.

Doesn't this confirm the fact that Lu Yanqing is dead?

"Don't be impatient, benefactor Lan. I have my own reasons for making this arrangement. Benefactor Lan, I think you should know more about that man's family background. With this tablet, not only can we deceive the people below and let him live safely in the future, but most importantly, it can help him temporarily avoid those arrows shot from the dark, so that he can return home safely!"

"Master is saying..." Lan Qing said this and looked at Lu Xun and suddenly stopped talking. Lu Xun had been denying it, so she didn't want to point it out directly.

Zhidian nodded and looked at Lu Xun with some worry in his eyes.

"Donor, you will surely encounter a bloody disaster within half a year. If you can avoid it, you will enjoy long-lasting blessings in the future. If you can't avoid it..."

"Master, you are worrying too much. I can take care of myself!"

"Axun... Master, do you have a way to crack it?"

Lan Qing thought Lu Xun didn't believe it, so she asked Zhi Dian again.

"There is no solution. This is his knot!"

"What? This..." Lan Qing said as he picked up his phone and was about to scan the code for the master again, but he didn't expect that this time the master covered the small sign.

Shaking his head, he said, "Master Lan, it's not that I don't want to help, it's just that I'm powerless. All the solutions are up to him!"

"Himself?" Lan Qing suddenly understood something. Yes, Lu Xun had studied Taoism. How could he not be able to resolve a mere blood disaster? Thinking of this, Lan Qing did not ask any more questions.

He stood up and said, "Thank you, Master. In that case, I'll leave the matter of the spirit tablet to you!"

"Of course, why don't you stay and have lunch together?"

"Thank you, Master. We won't bother you any more!"

Lan Qing caught sight of the bamboo basket on the floor of the living room and decisively rejected the master's kindness.

"Well, in that case, I won't keep more of you. I'll ask my disciples to take you down the mountain!"

"Thank you, Master. Please stay!"

Zhidian had no intention of getting up at all. He just picked up his cell phone and started tapping.

Ling Xiao took a quick look and couldn't help but ask, "Master, didn't you say there will be a discount event in two days?"

"Amitabha... I have a connection with him, so how can I take advantage of him? Besides, I will drink today and buy tomorrow. Everything depends on fate. If I stick to it, I will be obsessed with appearances. Amitabha."

"Master, what you said makes sense. I have learned a lot from you!"

He clasped his hands together and returned the greeting to Zhidian. A question that had been bothering Ling Xiao's mind suddenly became clear, and he felt relieved.

Lu Xun was almost speechless. He held Ling Xiao's shoulders and just wanted to leave quickly.

Unexpectedly, Zhidian outside the room suddenly looked up from his mobile phone.

"Please stay, benefactor. I have two words to say to you!"

Lu Xun tilted his head: "Master, didn't you call yourself a poor monk? How come you called yourself an old monk?"

"…Amitabha, when doing things, one must always seek truth from facts. Now I should call myself "old monk", otherwise I would be deceiving the Buddha!"

"You have embezzled the Buddha's incense money, so you are not afraid of the Buddha?"

"...Hey, you are a stubborn guy, aren't you? I am speaking kindly to you, but you can choose to listen or not. Why are you arguing with me? If you are so capable of arguing, why don't you go up to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?

You have no idea of ​​respecting the old and loving the young, and you are always sharp in your verbal battles. Now even if you beg me to say something, I won’t say anything. You deserve to be single.”

Zhidian was really angry. After he said that, he waved his hand and the sliding door closed by itself.

The young disciple waited until Lu Xun and the other three had gone far away before coming out of the bedroom.

He picked up the chocolate that Lingxiao hadn’t eaten and started eating it.

While eating, he said, "Master, why are you so angry? Shouldn't you be happy that you got the incense money today?"

When it comes to sesame oil money, Zhidian's angry expression disappeared and he placed orders with a smile.

"I will buy you the balance bike you want right now. As for the game console, just decide which one you want and I will place the order for you. And take a look at these foods. Are they enough?"

"If Master didn't steal food, it should be enough. If Master did steal food, it would still be less!"

"Hey, you traitor, Master is already old and can only eat for a few more years. You are still young and have a lot of days to eat. What are you fighting for with Master?"

"Got it, Master. Master, you haven't told me what to say to that Taoist priest yet!"

When this was mentioned, Zhidian sneered.

"How ridiculous that he has already achieved great success but was deceived by the master below. There has been a saying of lies since ancient times, but how ridiculous that he believed it and even experienced a tribulation. Tsk, it can be considered a tribulation, but it's a pity that it was a tribulation of love!"

After saying this, Zhidian stood up and touched his little disciple's head.

"Okay, disciple, go watch the cartoons. I'll cook some mushrooms for you. Eat the mushrooms and you can practice martial arts by beating up villains!"

It was not until they left the temple that Ling Xiao could not help but say, "Master, you should not have been so impulsive just now. Although the master looked a little crazy, I think he has some real skills. It's rare that he wants to give you some advice. You should listen to him!"

Ling Xiao forgot about the embarrassment in the morning because of Zhidian's disturbance.

Lan Qing followed up and said, "Yes, Axun, although Master Zhidian looks crazy, he has great magical powers. He said that you will have a bloody disaster within six months. Maybe the last two pieces of advice are the way to break this bloody disaster."

"He's just a crazy monk. How can I believe his words? I'm a Taoist practitioner. I know better than him whether there will be bloodshed or not!"

"But... we still have to be careful. Master Zhidian was not originally a monk. I heard that he was a Taoist priest 20 years ago, but later on, I don't know how he became a monk. He has been acting a little crazy ever since he became a monk.

However, because he was very good at face reading and divination, the elders of the temple made him the abbot, but the daily management of the temple was managed by another master, and Master Zhidian was only responsible for matters such as interpreting lots and asking for divination!"