The crazy little ancestor of Master Lu is so stupid

Look to the right, you will see a study and tea room in one.

There is an automatic electric kettle on the solid wood tea table, and a small refrigerator for storing tea leaves next to the table. There is not a single scripture on the antique shelf behind it, but only various purple clay teapots, covered bowls, cups and tea leaves.

The master went straight to the tea table and sat down. He put down his latest iPhone and pointed to the armchair opposite him.

"Come, come, come and have some tea. This year's top-quality Tieguanyin is just coming out. It's so delicious!"

Ling Xiao was just about to sit down, but before her butt touched the armchair, she was paralyzed by the words "what a good moment".

She looked at the master in surprise. The master seemed to notice her gaze and couldn't help but smile shyly.

"In life, happiness is the most important thing. For example, I can boil water with just a touch of my hand. Why do I need to boil water to make tea? It will choke me to death and I will easily get carbon monoxide poisoning. I am destined to devote my life to the Buddha, not to carbon monoxide."

"Haha, Master is right!"

Ling Xiao's mind was numb and he couldn't come back to his senses for a long time.

Just as they were watching the master making tea, a young monk about thirteen or fourteen years old came skipping in carrying a bamboo basket.

As soon as he came in and saw someone, he immediately bowed respectfully, and then came to the master carrying a bamboo basket as if offering a treasure.

"Master, look! The mushrooms I picked this morning are big, plump, and beautiful. We'll have mushroom soup for lunch!"

The master took the basket, took a look at it, and praised: "Oh, just in time, disciple, you have worked hard, let me make lunch, you can take a rest, by the way, disciple, take out some of your snacks to treat this little donor!"

"Master, I don't have much snacks left. Please remember to place the order. Don't forget!"

"Don't worry, disciple. In two days, there will be a double discount event at the store and on the website. You can save a lot of money. Then the master will place an order for you. You can live a life of plenty. If you don't plan well, you will become poor. You must keep this in mind!"

"Disciple will remember this!"

"Be good, get your snacks and go take a rest!"

While the little monk was carrying the basket out, Ling Xiao also took a look. When he saw the mushrooms in the basket that were brighter than those drawn with markers, Ling Xiao felt that Lord Carbon Monoxide was somewhat wronged.

"Grandmaster……"

Lan Qing seemed to have long been accustomed to the master's crazy look. She was about to explain her purpose when the master raised his hand to stop her from speaking.

"Master Lan, please don't speak. I know why you are here!"

This time, before Lan Qing could be surprised, Ling Xiao asked in astonishment, "Master, do you know? May I ask why we are here this time?"

The master slightly closed his eyes, pinched his fingers together, and looked dignified. If it weren't for the background that was somewhat incompatible with him at the moment, Ling Xiao felt that he had the temperament of a high monk.

Ling Xiao saw him calculating with his fingers and didn't dare to interrupt him. He just waited quietly for the master...

Then the master used his little finger with a finger seal to poke into his ear.

After turning left and right, something popped out towards an empty place.

Only then did he relax his brows in satisfaction and opened his eyes with a smile.

"Amitabha, isn't this the reason why you came here?"

The master said this and pointed the finger that was still pinching the fingers towards Lu Xun who had been silent.

This really shocked Ling Xiao. Although Lan Qing repeatedly said that the master was very powerful, Ling Xiao felt from beginning to end that Lan Qing was deceived by this crazy monk.

But now that he suddenly said this, Ling Xiao had to re-examine this Master Zhidian.

"Master, could you please explain it more clearly?"

"If I know more, it will reveal the secret. Benefactor, your identities are known only to heaven and earth, you know, I know, and more..."

The master said, pointing to the bed in his bedroom across the street, and then said, "The four of them know!"

"them……"

As Ling Xiao exclaimed, Lan Qing's face looked a little ugly.

Probably because of Lan Minglang's incident, Lan Qing now has some belief in and fear of ghosts and gods.

But Lan Qing couldn't accept the fact that this Baozha Zen Temple was haunted.

The four ghost officials who were playing with wooden fish pillows on the bed also couldn't accept it like Lan Qing.

"Fuck, he can actually see us?"

"How could he possibly see us? Haven't we heard of him?"

C said impatiently: "Why don't you ask the colleagues in this area and you will know. I mean, this kind of expert will definitely be used by the boss. If he does well, he will become your colleague, and if he doesn't do well, he will become your boss!"

"Reliable, let's go ask our colleagues right away!"

With Lu Xun in the temple, the four ghost officials felt relieved.

Perhaps fearing that Lan Qing might be frightened, the master waved his hand with a smile: "Don't panic, benefactor. I love joking by nature, and I'm just trying to lighten the mood. I haven't even congratulated you on having such a lovely daughter!"

"Master, you even know this?"

Although Ling Xiao has called Lan Qing "Mom" since he came in, he always whispered in her ear. Unless someone was a freak like Lu Xun, it would be impossible for them to hear it.

I didn't expect that the master also knew it.

"I am not a talented monk, but I have learned some divination and face reading techniques, so I know that you and your daughter have some fate. In your previous life, little donor Abao and you were twin sisters. After you died, you two were reincarnated separately and agreed to be sisters again in the next life..."

Having said this, Zhidian suddenly smiled and stopped talking.

Lan Qing didn't understand, Ling Xiao vaguely guessed something, but Lu Xun understood everything.

The two agreed to continue their sisterhood, but unfortunately they were not reborn as sisters in this life, so they died early.

Now Ling Xiao has used the original owner's body and has become Lan Qing's goddaughter, which completes their sisterhood.

Just when the atmosphere was silent, the little apprentice brought some snacks.

When Zhidian saw the two or three scattered packets of snacks, his eyes widened.

"Why? Is this how I teach you how to entertain guests?"

The young disciple pouted and said aggrievedly: "Master, it's not that I'm stingy, it's just that there is only so much food!"

"What? Say it again, my spicy noodles, chicken feet, snail noodles, my melon seeds, potato chips, chocolate, my... are all gone?"

With trembling lips, Zhidian was almost broken by grief.

"No, no, but Master, I really didn't eat anything secretly. You entertained all the guests the past two nights, and you forgot about it all in the morning?"

"You traitor, I... Never mind, just go down and I will teach you a lesson after I am done with my work!"

Considering that there were still guests, Zhidian waved his hand weakly, then stood up and walked shakily to the large four-door refrigerator.

He took out a box of Haagen-Dazs and a box of imported chocolate and placed them in front of Ling Xiao.

"Fortunately, I still have some private goods hidden, so they won't be wasted by the bad disciples. Don't be polite, benefactor."