The crazy little ancestor of Master Lu is so stupid

"Why don't you take a shower? Maybe that will help alleviate the effects of the alcohol. If you can't drink, why do you insist on drinking? And why drink so much?"

Lu Xun opened his eyes slightly and raised his hands to pinch his temples.

He said calmly: "You all drink but I don't, which makes me look unsociable!"

"..." Ling Xiao was speechless.

"You don't have to get drunk!"

"Have you forgotten how your good brother persuaded me to drink?"

"Uh……"

"Forget it, you should go back!"

Lu Xun said as he turned his back, leaving Ling Xiao with a back view that looked a bit pitiful no matter how you looked at it.

Thinking of his scary appearance last night and the quarrel with the people downstairs today, she didn't know whether she knew how stingy Old Yan was or not, and she just left A Yu up there like this, and she didn't know how much effort this taciturn guy had to put in to win the argument.

The more I thought about Ling Xiao, the more I felt like I was nothing and that he was so unfair.

Then she immediately sat cross-legged on the bed, put Lu Xun's head on her legs in a servile manner, and continued to massage him with a smile.

"Hey, Taoist priest, don't be so stingy. I was just joking with you. How could I be such an ungrateful person? How about this strength?"

"improvise!"

"Well, do you have any discomfort anywhere, such as your stomach, neck, pectoralis major, or do you have leg cramps when you sleep at night? Do you need me to massage your thighs and calves?"

Lu Xun opened one eye and glanced at her, saying faintly: "It's obvious that you want to take advantage of me!"

"You naughty boy, you have become bad. When did I ever want to take advantage of you? I am just trying to show that I am loyal to you. I would not even touch anything someone gave me!"

"Oh, it's my pleasure!"

"Of course not. Only a relationship like ours can earn this kind of treatment!"

Before Ling Xiao finished speaking, Lu Xun, who was lying on her legs, suddenly sat up, turned around and looked straight at Ling Xiao.

"Our relationship? What is our relationship?"

"Ah, this..."

Lu Xun asked this question out of the blue, and Ling Xiao was stunned for a moment.

After a moment, he finally reacted and blurted out, "Don't you know what our relationship is? And you still ask me. I'm not saying that you're really making me sad. I always feel like I'm using my sincerity to illuminate the moon, but you're using the moon to illuminate the ditch!"

"So what is our relationship?"

Lu Xun didn't buy her trick and continued to question her.

"We, we have a very good relationship. You are the closest person to me in this world. No one is closer to me than you!"

"Really?" Although the answer was somewhat ambiguous, Lu Xun found it very useful.

"Of course it's true. Taoist Priest, I'm really sad that you question me like this. I need to be alone to calm down. Goodbye, you can do it yourself..."

Ling Xiao was about to leave as she spoke, but before she could get off the ground, her body suddenly lost weight and a figure pushed her down on the bed.

Looking down at the little woman in front of him, Lu Xun didn't know what was wrong with him. When he saw her leaving, his brain suddenly buzzed uncontrollably. There was only one thought in his mind: keep her.

Then his mouth was a step slower than his hands. Before he could say the words to keep the person, his hands moved first.

At this moment, with the man pressed on the bed, Lu Xun felt a little panicked, as if the arrow had been shot and there was no turning back.

"Lu, Lu Xun, what are you going to do?"

Looking at the eyes so close to him, Ling Xiao cried for help in his heart.

Help! I really can't bear it anymore. With this face standing in front of me, even a saint can't resist such temptation.

"I……"

He had prepared an excuse but didn't say it out loud. As soon as the word "I" came out of his mouth, Lu Xun couldn't control himself and lowered his head to accurately cover Ling Xiao's lips.

The soft and cold lips soothed the numbness in his heart like gentle hands, but also aroused a deeper surge.

This feeling was something he had never experienced before. He felt as if he was really drunk, his head was dizzy and out of control, and his mind was filled with only one thought.

Deepen the kiss.

Thinking of this, Lu Xun did the same. He raised his hand and stroked Ling Xiao's hair, then deepened his movements.

Although he had expected it, Ling Xiao was still panicked when Lu Xun really kissed him.

She just lay there blankly and allowed Lu Xun to take further action.

It wasn't until he pried open her lips that Ling Xiao suddenly realized that if there was such good news, he should have told her earlier instead of scaring her.

Ling Xiao reacted and raised his hands to wrap around Lu Xun's neck, taking the initiative.

Although she had no experience in this kind of thing, she was much better than the rookie Lu Xun.

How can he control sovereignty?

Halfway through the kiss, Ling Xiao suddenly remembered something important and pushed Lu Xun away slightly.

"Master, are you still awake?"

"..."

Lu Xun said nothing, just looked at her in a daze.

"Then do you know who I am?"

“…Xiaoxiao!”

"Then do you know what you are doing now?"

"..."

Lu Xun remained silent again. Of course he knew what he was doing, better than ever before.

"Huh, it looks like he's really drunk. I'm relieved then!"

"?"

Before Lu Xun could understand what she meant, Ling Xiao had already pressed his head down and kissed him again.

?

Could it be that this damn woman wanted to take advantage of him being drunk and eat him up and deny her guilt?

Thinking of this, Lu Xun suddenly stood up and rushed into the bathroom.

Ling Xiao was left alone on the bed in a mess.

what happened?

He couldn't have ejaculated early.

Or maybe you just can't get up at all?

Yes, he deals with women all year round, so his body has a lot of yin energy, and it's normal that he doesn't have enough yang energy to get up or suffer from premature ejaculation.

Thinking of this, Ling Xiao felt that it was his responsibility to comfort Lu Xun.

So he got up and ran to the bathroom door, knocked on the door, and spoke earnestly and considerately.

"Master, you don't have to feel embarrassed. This is very normal. Not to mention that you have been a ghost for thousands of years and your yin energy is too heavy, even for an ordinary man, this is normal.

You don't have to worry too much. Medicine is very advanced nowadays. Your little problem is not a big deal. If there is nothing else in a couple of days, I'll take you to the andrology department. No, shouldn't this be the urology and reproductive department, or the prostate department? Forget it, let's go to the hospital first.

By the way, my brother is going out to sea tomorrow and said he will bring you sea cucumbers. That thing is very beneficial for men in this aspect. When the time comes, ask the kitchen to make you porridge, braised, steamed or sliced. Let's take like for like. I think the geoduck is very good, but there is no... Hey, why are you pushing me? Your head still hurts... doesn't it hurt?"

Looking at the door that suddenly closed, Ling Xiao's lips moved slightly, and he always felt that the Taoist priest seemed angry.

But it wasn't her fault that he couldn't do it, so why should he be angry with her?

Oh, yes, inferiority complex. He must be inferior. Yes, no man can help but feel inferior if this happens to him.

Thinking of this, Ling Xiao felt relieved and took out his mobile phone to search for the best men's hospital in Hong Kong.