The crazy little ancestor of Master Lu is so stupid

Chapter 104 The Taoist Priest's Routine

Lu Xun was carried back to the room by Huang Jiahui. Looking at the man who looked like a puddle of mud, Ling Xiao couldn't help but sigh heavily.

I don’t know what’s wrong with this guy. It’s okay for him to drink, but he dares to drink one glass after another with Huang Jiahui even though he can’t drink.

Who is Huang Jiahui? He has been working in the business world for many years. How can his drinking capacity be compared to that of ordinary people?

"Xiaoxiao, do you want me to ask the servants to come up and help Axun clean up?"

Looking at Lu Xun lying unconscious on the bed, Huang Jiahui felt a little apologetic.

He shouldn't have competed with Lu Xun in drinking. He knew that Lu Xun couldn't drink but he still kept drinking with him. To him, beer was just like water. Lu Xun couldn't compete with him.

"No, I'll do it. It's late, brother. You should go back and get some rest. We have to go out to sea tomorrow. I want to eat salt and pepper mantis shrimp, lobsters and crabs. Remember to bring some back for me!"

"Okay, Sister Zhao is in the guest room downstairs. If you really can't help, go call Sister Zhao!"

After seeing Huang Jiahui off, Ling Xiao returned to Lu Xun's room, carefully took off his shoes, and took a long time to put him on the pillow.

Looking at his red face, Ling Xiao went to the bathroom and got a hot towel to wipe his hands first. After wiping, he went to get another clean one and carefully wiped Lu Xun's face. When he wiped his neck, Ling Xiao's hand suddenly paused.

His eyes were fixed on Lu Xun's Adam's apple, and his breathing became unconsciously rapid. After a while, he tremblingly touched Lu Xun's Adam's apple with his fingertips.

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm not taking advantage of you or taking advantage of you. There's something dirty on your Adam's apple, and I'm going to wipe it off for you."

After carefully testing it, seeing that Lu Xun had no reaction, Ling Xiao became bolder and simply stroked it lightly with his palm.

At the moment when her palm passed by, Lu Xun, who had his eyes closed on the bed, suddenly opened his eyes and asked in a slightly hoarse voice: "Did you feel it done?"

"what……"

Ling Xiao was so absorbed in touching her that he didn't notice when Lu Xun on the bed opened his eyes.

Ling Xiao was so frightened when he heard the person on the bed say this out of the blue that he almost lost his soul and was about to fall down.

Fortunately, Lu Xun was quick-witted and grabbed the person, thus preventing her from having such close contact with the floor.

Lu Xun was originally lying on the bed, and he pulled the person into his arms.

For a moment he could only hear his own and her heartbeats pounding wildly.

Ling Xiao's slightly drunken breath on his neck sprayed on his jaw, and at the same time, the tingling feeling in his heart hit him again.

In the end, Ling Xiao reacted quickly. He supported his chest with both hands and said fiercely, "Lu Xun, how dare you pretend to be drunk? Tell me, what are you thinking?"

Such a heavy person actually pretended to be drunk and asked Huang Jiahui to carry him up. Fortunately, Huang Jiahui has been learning dancing and his physical fitness is pretty good, otherwise with his physique, Huang Jiahui's waist would have been broken.

“When did I pretend to be drunk?” Even though there was no trace of drunkenness in his voice at this moment, Lu Xun refused to admit it.

"How dare you say that? Look at yourself, you don't look drunk at all!"

"No? Then what does Xiaoxiao think being drunk should be like? Lying still and letting others take advantage of you?"

"I……"

When Ling Xiao mentioned this matter, his face felt like it was roasted on fire. He was really talking about something that was irrelevant.

Doesn't she want to lose face?

"How could I take advantage of you? It was you who got drunk and made yourself messy, with wine stains everywhere. I just cleaned it up for you, and you actually misunderstood me like this."

"is it?"

A pair of deep eyes stared at Ling Xiao without blinking, as if trying to see through her heart.

"Of course, since you are awake, just get up and wash yourself. I don't care about you anymore!"

Ling Xiao said she was leaving, but the big hand around her waist showed no intention of letting go.

"I have a headache!"

Lu Xun lied with open eyes.

"How dare you pretend to love me, you big head ghost!"

"It really hurts. It shouldn't have been like this. It's just that I had a fight with my subordinates during the day about Lan Minglang and A Yu. I was quite distracted and couldn't resist the alcohol!"

"You had a fight with the people down there? How come I didn't know about it?"

"I was afraid that it would affect the image of me in your mind, so I didn't tell you."

Ghost Officer A: "How come I don't know? Did he have a quarrel with the people down there?"

B took a big gulp of beer and said, "Just listen to his nonsense. I'm not saying that you can't trust even the punctuation marks when a man who's trying to pick up girls says something!"

Bing held the barbecue and said, "Alright, alright, stop looking. It's not suitable for children to watch any more. With him here, the dead girl will be fine. Let's go have a drink too!"

Ding was a little reluctant to leave, holding the watermelon and said, "I want to see more...ah, why did I teleport?"

Three Ghost Messengers: Big pig’s hoof!

After retracting his finger gestures, Lu Xun looked at Ling Xiao with a dazed and distracted look.

"Since you are so reluctant, forget it. Everything will be fine as long as we can get through this night!"

After saying this, the hand that had been around her waist suddenly loosened.

"Did you really have a fight with him down there? Uh no, I mean do you really have a headache?"

"Can you lie to me and let me ascend to immortality immediately? Although I am no longer an immortal cultivator, I know not to lie!"

Lu Xun spoke seriously and solemnly, and seeing his expression seemed to be really uncomfortable, Ling Xiao no longer doubted it.

She leaned over slightly and placed her hands on his temples, massaging them gently.

"Is this strength still okay?"

"It can be heavier!"

"how about this?"

"Well, let's use this strength first!"

As Ling Xiao continued to massage him, Lu Xun closed his eyes slightly again. After a while, Ling Xiao's hands became sore because this position was really not comfortable.

"Lu Xun, are you feeling better?"

"What? Are you tired after such a short time? If you are tired, forget it. Compared with the pain and drunkenness caused by the failed takeoff, they are nothing!"

The hands that were about to withdraw silently increased their strength a little more when they heard this.

After pinching for a while and feeling something was not right, Ling Xiao suddenly let go of Lu Xun's temple.

Suspiciously, "Why don't you practice breathing and meditation to get rid of the alcohol when you are drunk?"

How could it be that a man of his ability couldn't even do such a small thing?

Lu Xun's heart skipped a beat. He didn't expect her to react so quickly, but his expression didn't change at all.

He just said calmly: "People who cultivate immortality never drink alcohol. Since they don't drink alcohol, there is naturally no such thing as drunkenness, let alone the art of sobering up. Well, since you are so reluctant, go back and rest early!"

"..." Although he was still very skeptical, there was indeed no flaw in what Lu Xun said.

This made Ling Xiao very conflicted. If he just ignored him, it would seem that he was not being righteous, but if he cared, this guy would seem a bit troublesome.

It's a headache now, will there be other troubles later?

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