Liang Jian: Lao Li, I'm really not a military expert

Lin Zhenhua secretly opened the door and looked outside. A foul odor hit him in the face, mixed with the occasional fart sound, which almost made him vomit. He quickly closed the door, took a few deep breaths, and was choked by the stench in the air and started coughing.

"Cough, cough, cough, cough, young master, I really killed 1000 enemies but lost 200 of my own. This stench is even stronger than the smell of decades-old pickled cabbage. It's going to make people faint!"

"I was originally planning to go out and have some fun, and show off in front of the Japanese, but now I'd better stay inside!"

Lin Zhenhua opened the quilt in the cabinet with some disgust, took out the cotton inside, sprinkled a little water on the cotton, wrapped it with a double layer of cloth and tied it behind his head, using it as a mask. After a simple filtering, he felt better.

"I can't just stay here. If I can capture the flag of the Yoshino Regiment's flag-guarding squadron, I can walk around with my head held high!"

Lin Zhenhua secretly opened the door and looked outside carefully. He found that the Japanese soldiers were lying on the ground, their bodies twitching from time to time. Some of them were completely motionless and they were probably fainted.

Lin Zhenhua tiptoed through the yard and secretly came to the house that was most heavily guarded by the flag guard squadron. He saw many people lying outside the house and mines they had laid everywhere. Lin Zhenhua jumped away in disgust, fearing that he would step on a poop mine.

"Damn it, you little devils got the most meat. The happier you ate just now, the harder you poop this time."

"Hmm, why do I smell gasoline? Are those damned Japanese going to burn our company flag?"

Lin Zhenhua no longer cared about the poop mine under his feet. He stepped directly on the belly of the Japanese soldier, and then jumped onto the belly of another Japanese soldier. He hopped like a frog and came to the door of the room. He kicked it hard with his foot, and the door was kicked open. He saw a scene that made his eyes burst with anger!

"Stop it! Stop it! Bagaya Road! やめて! やめて!"

The Japanese soldier had a crazy laugh on his face. He threw a lit match on the regiment flag. The sparks ignited the gasoline on the ground, which began to burn violently. Under the light of the fire, the Japanese soldier's face became hideous and he screamed.

"Damn it, you little devil, go to hell!"

Lin Zhenhua took out the pistol from his waist and pulled the trigger directly at the Japanese soldier, but the expected gunshot did not come out. It turned out that he forgot to turn on the safety, causing the bullet to get stuck and unable to fire. Lin Zhenhua was so angry that he smashed the pistol directly into the Japanese soldier's head, knocking him unconscious on the spot.

"You damned Japs, can't you let me do something great and capture the regiment flag to bring honor to my family?"

Lin Zhenhua felt that he couldn't give up just like that. He saw several Japanese soldiers who were unconscious nearby. He suppressed his nausea and threw the Japanese soldier who had defecated in his pants into the fire, hoping to put out the fire in this way. But who would have thought that it was in vain.

"Damn it, how do we put out this fire? Waiting online, it's urgent! If it keeps burning, there will be nothing left!"

Lin Zhenhua was pacing back and forth in the house anxiously, and accidentally discovered a dead tree in the yard, which looked only five centimeters thick. He quickly jumped out of the room, and jumped to the dead tree like the frog, and kicked it hard with his feet. After three or four kicks, the small tree was broken. He quickly picked it up and ran into the room, picking out the burning company flag.

"I remember that burning will stop only if the air is cut off. This is junior high school chemistry knowledge! Fortunately, I am not the one who escaped the nine-year compulsory education, otherwise there would be no way!"

Lin Zhenhua threw the burning regiment flag into the water tank, put on the wooden lid, and waited for two or three minutes until the oxygen inside was consumed. When he opened the flag, he saw that the entire flag had several holes burnt on it. It was a pity that it was ruined.

"I am so angry! This great wealth is about to be gone from me. I am really at a loss this time!"

Lin Zhenhua was angry and would not feel good until he vented it, so he picked up a wooden stick and started hitting the Japanese soldiers' heads one by one. Maybe because he had been doing this for so long, he had gotten used to the stench, and he hit the Japanese soldiers' heads one by one in the yard like playing whack-a-mole.

He happened to run into Li Yunlong who was rushing over. He quickly threw away the stick in his hand, raised his head 45 degrees, and said angrily: "I'm counting on you, Captain Li, but you're bound to delay important matters! I've knocked down both squadrons of the Japanese. I quickly tied them up. Finally, I've let the Japanese see how powerful I am, the King of Medicine of the Northwest!"

"Hey, classmate Lin, you still have time to pose here, why don't you go and get the soldiers' laxatives? If you continue, something terrible will happen!"

Lin Zhenhua slapped his forehead, having just forgotten about this matter. He quickly took out the antidote from his waist and handed it to the monk Wei Dayong.

"Monk Hua, quickly dilute these potions and let the soldiers who have been poisoned by the laxative drink a small sip immediately, and the laxative poison in their bodies will be eliminated!"

Wei Dayong took the medicine handed over by Lin Zhenhua, diluted it quickly, and fed it to the soldiers of the independent regiment who had fainted. He first arranged for people to carry them out. After all, a strong man could not withstand three diarrheas, and even a monk with such a strong body could not withstand it either.

"We've taken it down! None of the Japanese and puppet troops can move. This battle is too damn easy!"

Looking at the Japanese and puppet troops being carried out by the soldiers in front of him, Zhao Gang couldn't help but swear and couldn't recover for a long time.

"Political Commissar Zhao, what are you still standing there for? Hurry up and arrange for people to move the supplies. Don't leave a single hair for the Japanese. Tell the transport team to hurry up and clear out the Japanese stronghold before dinner!"

"Captain Li, I'll make arrangements right away. These Japanese prisoners must be kept under good care. Our independent regiment has made a great contribution!"

Lin Zhenhua put the half of the company flag that was burned by the Japanese into his pocket, and then went to the Japanese headquarters and took away all the good things from the two Japanese lieutenants. He then returned to the independent regiment's base in advance with a full load.

"Damn it, this kid is really a talented guy. He captured more than 500 Japanese and puppet troops without any effort. It's really infuriating. This kid will show off again when he goes back!" Li Yunlong cursed, thinking of Lin Zhenhua's smug face.

"Luckily I was smart and brought two people with me this time, otherwise I wouldn't be able to take back so many devils and puppet troops!"

The independent regiment’s Yangcun headquarters.

Two days had passed since the attack on Balipu Town. All the supplies in the stronghold had been transported back, but there was a heated debate within the headquarters about how to deal with the prisoners.

Zhao Gang got angry at Li Yunlong and said, "Li Yunlong, you are making a mistake by doing this! We in the Eighth Route Army have a policy that we cannot mistreat prisoners. It's so cold, and you are stripping the Japanese of their cotton-padded clothes. Aren't you going to freeze them to death?"

Li Yunlong was not to be outdone. He pointed at Zhao Gang's nose and cursed, "It's none of my business if the Japanese freeze to death. I only know that one-third of the soldiers in our independent regiment still don't have winter cotton clothes. Now they are only wearing three pieces of clothes. How can you expect the soldiers to survive in such a cold weather?"

"The Japs are a bunch of beasts. If you hadn't stopped me, I would have shot them to death long ago. I wouldn't have to do nothing every day and waste food on them. We don't even have enough food to survive the winter, so how can we have extra food to feed these beasts!"

"Li Yunlong, I can't explain it to you clearly. I'll call the brigade commander and tell him about this. Just wait for your scolding!"

"Damn it, I will never take care of those damned Japanese in my next life! Even if you chop off my head, Li Yunlong, I will still have the same attitude! If you want to complain, just go ahead. Do you really think that I, Li Yunlong, am afraid of you?"