Liang Jian: Lao Li, I'm really not a military expert

After roughly understanding the content of the intelligence, Taro Kono did not dare to delay and hurriedly took Lin Zhenhua to the telegraph room. He sent out a fake telegram written by Lin Zhenhua that could not be verified for the time being. He soon received a reply from the headquarters, asking the Inoue team to stay on the spot and wait for the headquarters' investigation before arranging the next step of action.

"Yo! Mr. Inoue is so lucky. It is very likely that you will be promoted to lieutenant colonel and receive an imperial medal based on this achievement. We will be so envious of you!" Taro Kono said with some envy.

Lin Zhenhua shook his head like a rattle and waved his hands, saying, "No, no, no, this is the joint achievement of the three of us. I counted our three names at the end of the telegram. We should share this credit together. I don't like to eat alone. I came back from my raid and caught a big fat pig. It's a good opportunity to share it with you all!"

Yoshinohara Jiro didn't expect that he would get a share, and said in surprise: "Yo! Inoue-kun, you are such a good person! I am very happy to have a friend like you! I will use the sake I brought from my hometown to treat you. Today we will have a good drink and toast to our friendship!"

"Well! Why don't we learn from the Chinese people's Peach Garden Oath of Brotherhood? What do you think?" Taro Kono suggested.

"well!"

"well!"

The three men bowed three times in the direction of the Japanese homeland, returned to the squadron command post, and began to talk.

"Kono-kun, Yoshino-kun, I went out on a raid and caught a big fat pig. I'll make some Chinese delicious braised pork for you guys to enjoy. This is my favorite. I strongly recommend you two to try it!"

Taro Kono smiled like a chrysanthemum and agreed, "Yoshi! The braised pork is so delicious! I ate it when I was in Northeast China and I really miss the taste. It's fat but not greasy, sweet and delicious. Today I can finally enjoy it!"

Yoshinohara Jiro also became interested and asked in surprise, "Is it really that delicious? I haven't eaten this dish before, so I'll try it today to see if it's as delicious as you say!"

"Hahaha, I'm very knowledgeable in cooking. Today I'll cook for you and make you a dish of braised pork. I guarantee that you'll eat it with great enthusiasm! Are you interested? Come with me to the kitchen to make this braised pork. You can have the first bite!"

"Yoshi! I'm very interested!"

"Yoshi! I want to learn how to cook this dish. When I return to my home country, I'll open a restaurant there. Maybe the business will be booming!"

Lin Zhenhua and two Japanese lieutenants went to the kitchen. The big fat pig he brought back was cleaned by the Japanese and sent to the kitchen. Lin Zhenhua ordered the Japanese in the kitchen to light the fire, scoop half a spoonful of oil from the oil can into the pot, and then pour the fattest part of the pork into the pot to fry some oil.

"Give me some sugar, there's only so much sugar left. Go get all the sugar!"

"It's best to use rock sugar to make sugar color, but we don't have rock sugar here, so we can only use white sugar instead."

"Baga, what are you still standing there for? Hurry up and put the diced meat into the pot, stir-fry it over high heat until it turns brown."

"What? There's only this little bit of sugar left. Luckily I brought some with me in advance, otherwise this braised pork would have failed!"

Lin Zhenhua poured the six large packets of laxatives he brought with him into the bubbling pot, added salt, adjusted the taste again, took a piece of braised pork and tasted it, which was very delicious.

"Kono-kun, Yoshino-kun, the braised pork is ready. You two should hurry up and try it. I just tasted it and it tastes salty and sweet. It tastes really delicious!"

"Yoshi! It looks really good. Ah, so hot and delicious!"

"This tastes really good. When the war is over, we will open a restaurant back home. It will definitely be a big hit!"

"Hahaha, the braised pork is ready. Follow our rules and eat in batches to prevent someone from poisoning the food!"

Lin Zhenhua specifically pointed out the need to guard against the enemy poisoning, which made the two Japanese lieutenants nod in agreement. They then began to order the troops to start having lunch.

In order to dispel the Japanese's vigilance, the soldiers of the independent regiment brought by Lin Zhenhua also accompanied the Japanese to eat braised pork. They did not make loud noises during the meal, but were eerily quiet. This did not arouse suspicion from other Japanese soldiers, who instead thought that these were the real elite.

The soldiers of the independent regiment knew how powerful Lin Zhenhua's laxative was. They were in tears inside, but on the surface they were as excited as other Japanese soldiers and ate the two taels of braised pork they were allocated.

After eating and drinking for two hours, Lin Zhenhua used the excuse of being drunk as an excuse to go into the room arranged by Major Kono to rest. He hurriedly took out the antidote from the system space and poured half a bottle into his stomach, only then did he feel alive again.

"Two hours have passed now. Let's take this opportunity to get some sleep. Who knows, when we wake up, all the Japanese will be defeated!"

An hour later, the laxative began to take effect. The little guy felt a tightening in his lower abdomen and hurriedly looked for a toilet. Those who couldn't find a toilet couldn't help but clamp their abdomens, trying to hold back the power, and finally they defecated directly in their pants.

At this moment, all the Japanese soldiers started to pull back, even the 60 soldiers of the independent regiment brought by Lin Zhenhua were no exception. In order to make the play more realistic, he had no choice but to resort to such ruthless tactics, only in this way could he deceive the Japanese soldiers.

Major Kono was talking loudly and said in pain, "Bakayarō! There's something wrong with the pork today. Could that guy Inoue be an enemy in disguise?"

Lieutenant Colonel Yoshino shook his head and defended Lin Zhenhua, "I just saw the situation of the members of Inoue's team. They also had diarrhea like us. This can't be fake. It is very likely that there is something wrong with our other ingredients. I suspect that the rice was poisoned. All of us ate rice at noon today. Only this way can we all be killed!"

"Inoue-kun, he didn't come over. I'm afraid he has defecated in the house. This is really a sad thing!"

The Japanese were really screwed this time. Even the sentry on duty had diarrhea. The success of this plan was also due to the discipline of the Japanese troops, which required that all the food must be eaten up and there should be no waste. This ensured that none of the more than 300 Japanese escaped.

Lin Zhenhua was awakened by the stench in his sleep. The whole town of Balipu was filled with the foul smell. Even the puppet army camp in the east was no exception. The monk Wei Dayong sneaked into the kitchen and put laxatives in it. The town of Balipu was filled with the sounds of farts and diarrhea one after another. It was truly a strange sight.

"Fuck, monk, how much laxative did you put in there? I saw that the puppet soldiers were lying on the ground. If they weren't still twitching, I would have suspected that they had died!"

Monk Wei Dayong touched his head and laughed, "Yesterday I asked classmate Lin for six large bags, the same amount as the Japanese. After all, the puppet army's use is larger, and the effect is better. These damn puppet soldiers don't even have the strength to spread. I can capture them all by myself!"

Zhao Gang smelled the stench in the air, suppressed his nausea, and said in a muffled voice: "Student Lin, we have already succeeded there, and the situation of the Japanese is not much better. I think the time is almost right, we can start the action! If we wait any longer, and the Japanese react, it will be easy for unexpected situations to happen!"