Farmer's Cannon Fodder: Listen to me, the whole family, change the plot

Before 886 loaded the original text, there was a commotion outside.

"Someone come quickly! Someone come and help! My spring grass is about to give birth suddenly!"

The sharp voice of Old Lady Su, the grandmother of Fu Nu next door, cut through the noise and landed firmly in Song Rending's ears.

Song Rending started and opened his eyes, then saw Li Taohua standing beside the bed.

[Oh my god! Oh my god! When did you start standing here? It's too scary! ]

Song Rending opened his big round eyes and looked at Li Taohua again and again, then thought of Old Lady Su who was shouting outside, and his heart was full of anxiety.

[Mom! Don’t go to the birth next door! If you go, Old Lady Su will show off her lucky girl and force her to be held by you. But the lucky girl will pull your hair and steal your luck! Why am I a child who can’t even speak?]

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

The anxiety in his heart had already spread to his body. Song Rending struggled to stretch his little paws out from the quilt, and kept making "ah" sounds with his mouth.

Seeing Song Rending like this, Li Taohua hurriedly picked up Song Rending with heartache, patting him gently with her hands, but she was thinking in her heart how to better refuse Old Lady Su when she came to ask for help.

My daughter has said it twice: her tragic fate began after she went to help the Su family next door and held the baby Fu Nv.

I would rather trust it to have it than to trust it to have nothing.

Such a magical thing as being able to hear my daughter's inner voice has happened, and the accuracy of what my daughter says in her heart is very likely to be as high as possible.

"Be good, Rending. Let mother coax you to sleep." Li Taohua held Song Rending and walked around the room. Her mind was working very fast, but she couldn't think of a suitable reason to refuse Old Lady Su's request for help.

Nowadays, living in a village means you are a collective.

Many people believe that "a distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor."

Especially since the Su family is one of the rare outsiders in their village, in order to demonstrate the village's inclusiveness, accepting and helping outsiders is essential.

Having a baby is a big deal. People have come to you for help. If you don’t help, you’ll inevitably be talked about and your family’s reputation will be ruined.

[Ah! That smiling tiger of old lady Su is coming! ]

Song Rendong did not call out again, but instead called out to 886 anxiously in his heart: "6! Have you loaded the original text?"

[Host, wait a moment. I'm not familiar with this business.] 886's voice was filled with guilt.

At this time, Old Lady Su's voice rang out outside the Song family's courtyard: "Old sister! Is Old Sister here?"

[It’s over, the smiling tiger is going to use moral blackmail! ] Song Rendong sighed in his heart.

But at the same time, what Song Rendong and Li Taohua heard was not the reply from Old Lady Song, but her particularly harsh "Ah!" and Song Dafu's anxious shout:

"Mom! Second brother! Come out quickly! Mom fell down and it seems that her waist was twisted!"

[Although, but, grandma's waist was twisted at the right time! ]

It has been so long that Song Rending can't remember whether Old Lady Song had a sprained waist in her previous life, but this doesn't stop her from being happy.

When Li Taohua heard Song Rending say in her heart that Old Lady Song sprained her waist just in time, she also had an idea in her mind.

She put Song Rending on the bed and covered her with a quilt, then ran out the door anxiously, wanting to see what happened to her mother-in-law, Old Lady Song. But when she reached the door and just stepped over the threshold, she lost her balance and twisted her ankle and fell down.

"Ouch!" After twisting her ankle and falling to the ground, Li Taohua screamed loudly, and then shouted towards the yard: "Da Fu! How is Mom? Is she okay? I also sprained my ankle! What happened today? Why am I so unlucky? Ouch, my foot!"

Old Mrs. Su, who had already run to the Song family's yard, was just trying to get the free labor from her neighbor to help with the delivery, but before she could say anything, two people in the neighbor's family got sprains.

"Hey, Aunt Su, please help me lift my wife up. My second brother and I will come right after we carry my mother inside!"

Song Dafu acted as if he had just seen Old Lady Su. He and the second son Song Dazhi carefully lifted Old Lady Song, and asked Old Lady Su to help Li Taohua who had twisted her leg and fell to the ground and couldn't get up.

Old Mrs. Su had no intention of helping others, as her wife at home was waiting for help with the delivery of her baby!

She came to her neighbor just to take advantage of him.

Now that she can't take advantage of anyone, how can she have the time to help others?

"Oh, I can't help you! My daughter Chuncao is about to give birth and is waiting for someone to deliver the baby! How unfortunate! I can only go find that old lady Lai!"

Old Mrs. Su looked very anxious and turned around and left.

However, when she left, she was still muttering that Lai Po's family was very poor and she would definitely ask her for wedding money.

But there was no way. The only people who knew how to deliver babies near their home were Old Lady Song and Li Taohua, and Mrs. Lai.

Old Mrs. Su walked away muttering to herself. Li Taohua immediately stood up with the help of the door frame and walked back into the house.

His feet were very steady, and he didn't seem to have sprained his ankle at all.

【Didn’t mom sprain her ankle? 】

Song Rending was puzzled.

Li Taohua paused as she was walking forward. Just as she was about to change her walking style to that of her sprained ankle, she heard Song Rending say:

[Forget it, it doesn't matter, as long as mom didn't go to the next door to help deliver the baby! Huh? What's flashing? Yeah! The original text is loading! ]

Original text? What is the original text?

Li Taohua was full of doubts, so she simply concentrated and wanted to listen to what Song Rending had in his mind.

And what is Song Rending doing now?

She is communicating with 886!

[Host, this time the homophonic word is changed to one word. After the change, the freezing time is half an hour. 886 is at your service!] 886's voice was slightly playful.

"Be quiet." Song Rending couldn't wait to open the original text that had been loaded and read it carefully.

[Suddenly, a baby's cry was heard in the delivery room. At the same time, auspicious signs descended from the sky. Red light appeared, and birds came to congratulate. Even the wild flowers beside the Su family's fence bloomed.]

[886! I've decided! I'll change this word!]

Song Rending's voice was filled with excitement.

[Host, which word do you want to change? You can only change one word! ] 886 responded.

[Change it to “Auspicious signs from heaven”, and change the “Xiang” in “Xiangrui” to “Xiang” in “pull”! ] Song Rendong made the decision.

The air suddenly became quiet. Not only 886, but even Li Taohua, who was eavesdropping at the side, fell silent.

In their dialect, "翔" is used to refer to "shit", so even though Li Taohua was a pure ancient person, she understood the effect of this change.

I just don't know if this change will have any effect.

[The host has a slightly strong taste.] 886 commented, and then began to operate: [The system is changing the operation, ding! Changes completed!]