Farmer's Cannon Fodder: Listen to me, the whole family, change the plot
Chapter 1: A Cannon Fodder Baby
Song Rending died under the hooves of a galloping horse.
Fleeing refugees, ruthless officials, flying whips, and mad horses.
No one noticed that a person had died under the horse's hooves.
However, when she opened her eyes, she became a baby in swaddling clothes again.
Song Rending was a little dazed.
Just now, when she was stepped on by the horse's hoof, her memories of her past life were awakened.
She was not the original Song Rending at all, but a book traveler who stepped on a banana peel and fell to death—and she was traveled through the womb.
The book she wore was called "The Lucky Girl from the Farming Family Is Extremely Spoiled".
But, she was wearing the clothes of a blessed girl... the little granddaughter of the cannon fodder family next door.
To sum up, he is a supporting role among supporting roles, a cannon fodder among cannon fodder.
Apart from providing luck to the heroine, the heroine doesn't care about them at all.
However, this also proves from the side that Fu Nu is a black koi.
Before opening her eyes, Song Rending was talking to a ball that was emitting faint light. The ball called itself 886 and said that he would send her back to the starting point of everything.
Before she could find out where it all started, 886 really became 886.
When she opened her eyes, she, Song Rending, turned into the baby version of Song Rending again.
Very good, the starting point of everything is the starting point where you stepped on the banana peel, not the starting point before you stepped on the banana peel.
Thinking about everything he had experienced in his previous life, thinking about how his entire family died and he was the only one left in the end, and how he was trampled to death by a horse, Song Rending was overwhelmed with grief.
[Oh my god! Oh my god! You are so miserable! You just hugged the blessed girl and your luck has been sucked away! ]
[Ah! There’s more!]
[Dad! You are so miserable! ]
[Oh my god! You are so miserable! ]
[Oh my god! You are so miserable! ]
[Second uncle, third uncle, second aunt, third aunt, three brothers, one sister, and the eldest and second aunts who are already married! You are all so miserable! ]
Song Rending sighed and wailed in his heart.
Outside the door, Li Taohua, who was about to push the door open, heard an explosive wail in her ears. Her whole body trembled, and the action of pushing the door stopped.
She seemed to hear someone calling for mother, father, grandma and grandfather.
Every word he shouted contained the word "miserable", which made people feel deeply sympathetic.
The voice was milky and not one she was familiar with.
However, the sound seemed to explode from the side of her ear and could be heard very clearly.
Li Taohua turned her head and looked around.
Not far away, her husband Song Dafu was weaving a basket and her mother-in-law, Old Lady Song, was feeding the chickens. They didn't look like they heard anything.
For a moment, Li Taohua thought she was hallucinating.
But, the next second:
[Dad! My dad! You are even more miserable! You are called Dafu but you have no luck. You just went up the mountain to chop firewood! But you were gored to death by a wild boar! ]
[Oh my! Oh my! You are even more miserable! Isn’t it just a quarrel? Isn’t it just that you didn’t stand firmly? How come you are the only one who fell to death! ]
Li Taohua opened her eyes wide.
Called Dafu but not blessed at all?
Isn’t my man’s name Dafu?
This voice? Is it her baby?
This is the voice of a little girl, which means it is the voice of her four-month-old daughter, Honeysuckle?
How can a four-month-old baby speak, but the sound appeared many times!
Li Taohua was sure that she had heard her daughter's voice!
As a result, she could no longer stand at the door, so she pushed it open in a hurry.
But when she pushed the door open, she didn't see that behind her, Song Dafu, who was weaving a basket just now, and Old Lady Song, who was feeding the chickens, had already stopped what they were doing, with a dazed and terrified look on their faces.
At this time, Song Rending, who was immersed in his own misery and that of his whole family, did not realize that his thoughts had been leaked, nor did he notice that his mother Li Taohua had entered the room.
She closed her eyes, thinking about the tragic experiences in her previous life. She faced the prospect of returning to the starting point again and felt no desire to live.
[How miserable! Why did I come back? My miserable family! Wow wow wow!]
[I’m still a baby! How can I prevent the tragic fate of my family from beginning? Ahhhh!]
Song Rending howled with emotion, thinking of the lucky girl next door who was about to be born. After the birth, Li Taohua, who came to help as a neighbor, was forced to hug the lucky girl because the old man Su next door showed off his blessed granddaughter. Then the lucky girl pulled a strand of her hair and began to suck away her luck. Song Rending's heart began to shed tears as wide as noodles.
She didn't understand how a newborn baby could grab her mother's hair so accurately.
But! This was the beginning of her mother's tragic fate!
【Oh my god! Oh my god! 】
Song Rending howled even more passionately.
Li Taohua stood beside the bed, looking at her daughter, whose eyes were closed but whose eyeballs were rolling under her eyelids, obviously not asleep. She also listened to her daughter's inner thoughts, thinking over and over again how miserable her family would be, and felt inexplicably frightened.
Song Rending was howling with great emotion, but was interrupted by a voice.
[Host, stop howling. It takes a bit of energy to send you back. I just accidentally lost the connection.]
This was the voice of Guangtuanzi886 who had spoken to her before.
"886?" Song Rending stopped the original rhythm and asked.
[Yes, it is me.] The voice is still there.
"Oh my god, you didn't follow me!" Song Rending excitedly.
[Yes, no!] 886's voice was firm: [You are the host that I bound with great difficulty in the vast sea of people, how could I abandon you?]
Damn, I'm a little touched.
However, this did not prevent Song Rending from asking about the 886 function.
"What kind of system are you? How can you teleport a person and still not be able to connect?"
8·Just recently launched·8·Only a single function·6, there is a kind of sadness of being pointed out and abandoned.
However, you still need to prepare your attitude to face the host!
[Host, I am the homophonic change system to save destiny No. 886, specially prepared for you who are cannon fodder to the point of being amazing! You can change the original plot through homophony, save the fate of yourself and your family, stop being cannon fodder, and become the protagonist of your own life! ]
Having experienced traveling through time by stepping on a banana peel and being sent back to the starting point by the system, Song Rending has a high acceptance of the functions of 886.
only······
"Why change the word to match the pronunciation?" Song Rending asked.
[Because the Lord God System hopes that the process will be challenging! ] 886 answers.
All right! It's a homophone, so be it!
As a time traveler, living in modern times, who hasn’t played a few puns?
"Then why are you number 886?" Song Rending asked without any hesitation.
[I'm happy to!] 886 was like a cat whose tail was stepped on.
Forget it, I won’t ask anymore. I guess the reason is somewhat hurtful.
The "Don't be ashamed to ask questions" segment ended, and Song Rending brought the topic back to the present.
"6! Bok Nyeo is about to be born, can I start changing the plot now?"
[Sure.] 886 gave a positive reply, and then said: [But you have to wait a moment, I will go load the original text!]
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